Massage Parlor Reports

[Lith]

If the rate goes up it will be because we let it go up!

DO NOT PAY more than $ for FS!! If they want more than that simply refuse!

Never take more than $.6 into these places and you will not be tempted to overpay.

For every one that wants to overcharge you can find 10 that will not!

JJ

 

[loves james]

I'll ask again, as I've gotten no response.

Can anyone let me know of anything I can do in Chinatown?

Thanks, ex

 

[jacs]

Hey LL and little ll

Do AMP/Escorts really come/orgasm or do they fake it? I demand to know! Is it Real or is it Memorex?

Who gives a shit! When Tinkerbell was coming on little ll(you lucky motherfucker) do you ask little ll is it real, is it fake? Fuck No. Big LoveLOS and little ll just fucking enjoy it, you lucky motherfucker.

Did I say that already?

Big Red and little red

 

[blueplaty15]

I fear my standby, the old olympic joint, may be under renovation or something. If anyone knows otherwise, or can suggest another place for this weekend, I'd appreciate a PM.

Cheers

 

[Talltail]

Hello,

Went back to my favorite down under golden place near mcpherson. N--- was back, so not in Korea like I was told (okay, should have known better). Though she does say she's retiring in September.- wants to get married and move back home. (Dang, which I could have done that at her age.- the retiring part, that is.) All was great, as usual. She's probably not freaky enough for some, but gives a very good massage, has good energy, speaks a couple languages, and is open to suggestions.

I also went to a decidedly regal place near metro center. Nice. No sauna, but I don't care. It was slow and the Mamasan offered two girls for the price of one. At first I said yes, but then I realized that probably didn't apply to the tip, so I had to decline. Sigh. Everything was great there too.

Don't have much more to say, but you can PM for details.

 

[Nadi]

The real Pcpc...

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I won't say I told you so, but I did. This is what I got in my pm box right after I posted. It's from this guy's second account...


Private Message: Just a chump
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Just a chump
So, you're even more of a chump than most of us suspected. It's evident from your long term behavior on this board that you are dealing with a serious maculinity and identity crisis. Still, we're all very surprised that you would just lie down, spread those shitters and let PC slide on up in you so freely. And, ooooo-eeee, did he bust off one big cupcake into your colon. It's nice to see you slapped down, kicked around and half lucid - your own karma slapping you right in your big, barking at the moon mouth. You can save all that shit about being the bigger man, tho...along with that feminine talk about "i'm doing this for the good of the board." Nobody believes that shit - not even you. Face it, little man beat you down without even breaking a sweat. Guess you'll have to consider renaming that url of yours now. Maybe to something more practical and reflective of who you are. OH! I KNOW! How about Bull Shit Reeks? After all, it does, right?
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[Anunu]

Hello Uncle Dutch

Out of a job Bench? Never there are too many assholes that desperately need to be flamed, it is a thankless job but somebody has to do it. I have to apologize for not flaming any one lately. El Jefe has graciously released me from 4 months of moderated senor postings due to some “issues”, including the shit storm I set off in Indianapolis over he Colts/Ravens playoff game, I still can’t talk about it. Therefore as promised I ain’t misbehaving.

If anyone needs a slightly used album of flamethrower photos let me know, Baltimonger perhaps.

Just behaving

Big Red from Balmer

 

[loves james]

Please post items in the proper forum from here on out.

If you think this one is the best there is then continue to see her but I strongly suggest you check out all the others we have reviewed favorabily here and on the NoVa forum.

Personally, I don't think I have ever hit the same one twice yet and I like it that way.

However; you must do whatever works for YOU!

ALSO - maintain proper price controls in all cases!

JJ

 

[Ray E]

RTFF...
RTFF...
RTFF...
RTFF...

and repeat...

 

[???? ???? ???? ??j?]

Young has been around a while and is very good at her job! I have seen her a few rimes and every time has been most enjoyable. She is a permanent fixture there.

JJ

 

[Day]

This is from the Oct. 27 New York Times. I hope no one who reads this board is the cruel guy in the column.
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/10/27/o...94148800&en=9999057952003bb7&ei=5070&emc=eta1

Gives us all a bad name.

O 46

 

[jonathan st.thomas]

On a business trip so could not check the forum as often. Anyways, went back home past weekend and visited Supra. Had to be careful, heard my XX sometimes work there. Anyways, Ruby came. She is ok but wasn't really cute (in AZN standards). Her personality was very nice though. She and I joked around for 35 minutes through an 'OK' TS and afterwards. After joking around, she asked if I wanted BBFS (seriously! ) which I declined. You never know what is under there! Well, as always the story started with nice CBJ, mish, the dog, and mish. BTW, she had a cute trimmed front which I liked. Repeat perhaps but most likely not.

Happy Turkey Day!

 

[Gumdrops &Lollipops]

I really liked the ladies at VIP. But since they're closed, I went back to an old haunt. Had ruby or luby at the red door in the green place. See the previous review by Paniki. All info is spot on. Definitely will repeat. If there is one complaint, its that there was no massage, just the main event. But fellas, the main event was well worth it. She made me forget about the loss of VIP.

 

[SASSYSNIPE]

Been there a bunch of times and never had a bad experience but I don't doubt you. What did this provider look like?

 

[gregory_dittman]

Intersting, ya say something was going on at green?

Can anybody confirm this and update with situation?

 

[dickie]

Hello,

I find Han-Sol ad at washington city papers. They promised clean comfortable asian staff. No appointment necessary - walk ins welcome.

Does anybody tried that? Any info will be very appreciable.

Be Safe,
Aman

 

[BlackLadybugXP]

Back to the green yesterday afternoon for another round. Introduced to Sue (not sure if this is Suzie referenced by Cabbie & Corsair the other day or not). Sue's a nice girl, playful, fair english, tight little body. My guess is that she's in her early/mid thirties.

Had a nice TS. She was extremely thorough. A little AR. Dried me off & then back to the room. She gave me a good massage; really worked everything. Main event was great. CBJ, Mish, CG & something I don't have a name for yet. (I'll have to get back to you! )

Finished with a little more rub, cuddle, clean-up & drink of water.

TS 7
Face 7
Body 8
Massage 7
Service 8
Attitude 8

Green's clean & the navigating is easy. That said, I still want to spread my wings a little. Any advice on another nice place would be appreciated. I'll keep hunting!

JB

 

[trekkie]

Heidi is back at Paula's place. Highly recommended.

Lax

 

[Oasis]

Ditto.

Cece:
Face: 6
Body: 7
TS: 7
Massagi: 7
Sexo: 8
Repeat: doubtful. I saw a prettier model on the way out.

In other news, I went to Royal with BB a few weeks ago. I drew another unremarkable but serviceable model, so I did not bother to review. BB drew a different Thai girl, but her acting was unremarkable also. Still looking for an other fairytale place with enchanting actresses...

Which reminds me: I have an urgent question!

Going to NYC this weekend, surprise trip. Yes, I am RTFFing like hell but NYC is a big market, a lot of data... Can any of you guys recommend a business establishment which would be DC standards or better? [post=557018]Here is my newbie plea in NYC if you wish to keep on topic here.[/post]

TIA for any replies or PMs.
LL

 

[karl e]

If you've got no wheels, your best bet is to catch the Metro (Red Line, IIRC) and head into DC. Check the online Metro maps for stop locations. Many of the DC AMPs have changed/closed/degraded over the past year, but there are some worth checking out. Jasmine seems to offer some satisfaction, but I've been out of the scene during the recent past, so it might be wise to scan the past couple months of reviews to make sure.

RR