MP smells

[viablerenewables]

I have been a lurker for a while now and being a total newbie I am concerned about one thing. When I get home, will my wife smell the MP or MPA on me? Whenever I got to SC I have to shower and wash cloths right away when I get home (I usually say I am at bar with friends and it was smokey), but that's late at night and she usually isn't up its not such a problem, but if I go to a MP I'd probably go at lunch or right from work, so its more of an issue. If I go at lunch, I don't want my work collegues to clue in on it either.

TIA,

Neko.

 

[Darius Alaric O]

Just make sure to go to an MP with a shower, all of the upscale ones do. I also bring hair gel and my cologne in my briefcase so I can freshen up afterwards.

 

[Celine]

Just to be safe... prepare some Johnson's baby oil at home.. in-case if you come back with baby oil all over your body, you can tell her that you are having dry skins lately.. or sth.

If you used the condom in MPs.. make sure you do a CLEAN shower with your Mr. Happy.. those smell can lasT... She will definitely suspect if she gave you a BBBJ.. or otherwise ask for a CBJ! haha...

I agree with Spiderman... put a Cologne in your car, spray all around your body (incl Mr. Happy)..

007

 

[Stroker Ace]

When having your exit shower, make sure you're underarms have been washed. Do not put on any deodorant, jog around the parking lot for about 10 minutes, turn the heat up real high in your car and drink a cup of extra hot coffee on your way home.

I'm sure your sweaty armpits will overpower any other odour lurking on your body.

Then have a shower when you get home.

 

[spazmo]

tell your wife that you have a hemmhoroid. and that it is very painful, you must shower immediately upon walking in the door and it is so uncomfortable that you don't want to talk about it.
she won't bother you. also, you can tell her that your stomach has been funky and you had diahrea, so you really want to have a shower right away.

 

[Murzy]

I usually bring my own unscented oil and my own soap. More often than not, I find the ones at MP's too fragrant for me. It is hard to explain why you smell "spring-fresh" when your usually soap don't smell like that.

I usually keep the soap and oil in my gym bag so no one will suspect anything. For those of you who don't carry a gym bag around, keep it in the spare tire well of the car... Works for my friend.

 

[shell_vac]

When I first saw the title of this thread I thought some place had bought the carpets from the HAT strip club.

 

[lensmen2]

Hey, do you get away with using this one OFTEN? Your wife is gonna send you to the doctor...

 

[Just Curious!]

The spelling doctor first I think!!!

 

[Joe Finkle]

The body:

I find that even after a shower, you're not 100 % MP free. Stinky perfume has a way of latching on to the body and it doesn't matter how upscale the place. You can try to counteract the stench by putting on cologne, but sometimes the combination is purely nasty.

My resolution: if I come home complaining of a back ache, my live-in knows that I will be taking an Ebson Salts bath. She leaves me alone for about a half an hour to soak. The Ebson Salts also combat any smells.

The clothes:

Another one of my beefs is coming out smelling like a pack of smokes. The rest of the place may be spectacular, but how often do those coat racks get washed? The same goes for the chairs that some of us hang our clothes on.

My resolution: throw the clothes into the laundry hamper. Should the other half ask, I use the drink in a smokey bar after work excuse.

 

[Paul in San Diego]

Thanks for the replies, I think this will be much help. I was planning on going to one of the higher-end MPs anyway, so this should hopefully help too.

One thing unique007 write got me thinking. I guess I hadn't thought of this when its been mentioned in other posts, but do you have to wear a condom when getting NR or BS? I had thought it might be preferred to use with the BS, cus well, you never know were "it" might end up. Wasn't sure if I asked this the MPA might not think it strange, but having read so much on here, I wouldn't consider that too strange.

Neko.

 

[Ajierene]

Hey Neko cat,

You are a long way from the Kinki region of Nihon but you won't need a condom for body slide here. Most people don't wear them. Its not like Sumata massage so you really don't need to worry much about accidental penetration (if you are japanese or have lived there or something as your info alludes)

You could use one if you wanted. But I would think its not really necessary. Once you pick a place you can ask some guys here who have had BS at a the particular place what they are like then decide.

Ja mata ne.

 

[sacha m]

I know Sumata, but not good for me. I prefer BS, as long as its not on a rubber/plastic mat, always hated that. A good, clean place is much cheaper in GTA than it is in good place in Kansai.

Jaa mata,

Neko.

 

[animegal_cute]

No plastic mats here. BS is done on the table.(At least everywhere I have gone) Neko-san, Nihonjin desu ka? Watashi ni PM wo dashitekudasi.

 

[northernredneck65]

another thing you can do if the smell is exclusively on you hands (i am fairly certain i saw this posted by someone else in an earlier thread - gotta give credit where credit is due) fill up some gas and get some on your hands....itll kill any scent just make sure you dont smoke afterwards! (though the resulting fire would probly kill the smell too!)

 

[Isis Grace]

I am half Japanese, wife is full. I went to Foreign School in Japan so my English is much better than my Japanese, even though I lived there, cus I spoke English to my parents and only some Japanese to my sister and friends, but most friends were English speakers, well except for some girls.

Neko.