MPAsquared

[--PACIELLO--]

If you really knew me you would know I'm not getting mad but getting huge amusement from the adsurdity of this thread . BTW you shouldn't be commenting on your non review .

 

[Pompal 09.]

And at our next meeting you are going to get a spanking for this!

 

[Pompal 09.]

I truly adore MPA2 and frankly her b**********y to be so candid is what we all enjoy, if we knew who she was, she would not be allowed this luxury hence we wouldn't enjoy her as much. The rift on the board from where I sit is - people thinking she is telling some people who she is and not others. So the issue isn't with MPA2 just the fact that some claim she's told them who she is and where she works. Whether that's true or not only MPA2 can speak to that - personally I think it was a review made to be humourous and not to be a show of favoritism. But then again I'm a blonde with many years of peroxide abuse (L'oreal really should put warning labels on those damn boxes) so I may be way off the mark

 

[Pompal 09.]

Listen....if someone wants to let me in the "big secret" they will....if not, no biggie. I'll live my life just fine without ever seeing you. You sound like a pretty cool person. But your claim that your not here to solicit business is starting to ring just a little bit hollow. As someone else pointed. I also got the distinct impression I'm on some sort of "distribution list" because the content of your PM's to me were exactly the same both times. And before you get your knickers in a bunch, I've not disclosed anything at all personal or privileged. Best wishes.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I think you're missing the point, if you want to remain anonymous, then by all means do so...It's your right to do so.

If you want people to rave about you then they should do it as your MPA name...But to have others review you as your massageplanet.net handle, as an anonymous MPA is outright childish. No one's getting mad, it's just a pointless post.

It's like being in an elementary school, and a jackass keeps sprouting, I know a secret, I know a secret....We all know secrets, but the trust worthy people are the people keeping the secret, not telling everybody that they know one!!

 

[Vicky]

If she is a dude I've really had the wool pulled over my eyes...... MPA2
ain't no dude
Have your fun though

 

[Spidey]

wow.....thats not very nice.

can we please all just drop this. Im thinking Im gonna stay quiet for a while.....seems Im starting to bother some. My appologies boys. I digress....enjoy

 

[Miles]

You absolutely must not stay quiet. I enjoy your posts too much (maybe because we never agree on anything). To be perfectly candid, I have no desire to find out your identity because I don't frequent MP's (because they won't let my friends hang out in the TV room and have a few beers).

 

[julie s]

For all you guys complaining about useless posts: Go into the lounge and read some of Rayfinkel, A1Player, Cycleguy, and toughb posts. There is a lot of useless info on massageplanet.net. Lighten up.

And for the last time: HOW CAN IT BE SELF PROMOTION IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO SHE IS?

 

[Sad Mom]

You've become uspet because of comments from men on a message board. Now try walking a "mile of reality" in their wives shoes. ...and you'll have a better appreciation and perspective.

 

[Memphis Belle]

Very well put.

 

[pregnant...]

I just got back from a Toronto MP with said MPA, and all I have to say is Sham-Wow, was it awful. I arrive a little early as this place has very little to no parking (it's right beside a Timmies and an unusually busy Blockbuster).

As I successfully make my stealthy entrance I had difficulty confirming my appointment with the receptionist. She spoke very little English and her rudeness did not help at all. Finally after clearing the mix-up she escorted me to a chamber right by the drafty entrance. I didn't know they had 'themed' rooms, but apparently the room was decorated in the "Janitor Closet Motif" - it wasn't even consistent - there was a plant in there. Not only was there no door knob, but the cracked paint and the poorly hidden cameras in the vent and the ficus tree didn't help. The receptionist points to the sink with the tap she just started and said, "You shower here!". I move the mop aside and start rinsing with the freezing cold water.

Well onto the session:
Having waited 25 minutes after my "bum-shower", said MPA walks in and looks intoxicated [Disclaimer: Just kidding..........just kidding]. After getting a good look at her, I now get her massageplanet.net handle --> She's Siamese Twins!!! Now, I'm thinking this is gonna be fun, however; all it became was a realization of the two different personalities I see here on the forum. One head is jaded from bad clients she's had and the other is the optimistic one looking at the good in everyone and wishing to provide great sessions. Anyhow, the massage was alright if you're into pinching and karate chops to the back. I did mention I wanted a firm massage, but I really wasn't there for that anyways.

The NR portion was pleasant as my body was taking a break from the squeezing and tugging at my nipples. I eventually got to explore her body but she kept reaching back awkwardly as she lay on her stomach - very annoying.
I had already been annoyed before our session started as she was up-selling me to a mysterious "Super VIP Session" All I asked for was a BS, but she wanted the money up front and she didn't take $50's. I had to dress back up and go outside to the ATM and pull out some fresh twenties.

I could go on but you get the gist of it...

Personally I don't like the rating system but for those who quantify things:
Face: 10/10 (5 for each head)
Body: 9.5 (No complaints here, nice T&A)
Technique: 6.666666667 (She is irrational!)
Release: 3.1415926535898 (I don't want to mention this for fear of banishment)
Attitude: 5 (Definitely some attitude, at least from one of the heads)

A Massage Parlour Somewhere

My message is that I'm with Strummer here, many have probably built her up so high, that some guys are definitely dreaming up some fantasy reviews for themselves.
Gotta love the mystique that comes along your her identity though - You're my "Siamese Dream" LOL.

Apologies if I've offended anyone, as I haven't had a session in a while and I'm just bored and having some fun.

 

[Spending Cheese]

Your grasp of mathematics, Rockslinger, is very poor. MPASquared implies MPA multiplied by itself. The square root of MPASquared would in fact be MPA. MPA times two would be simply 2MPA although of course if MPA equals 2 then 2MPA would equal MPA squared but certainly not the square of MPA.

However the original review which leads off this thread rated MPA Squared's release as 3.14 etc or Pi which is a constant used to express the relationship between the radius of a circle and its circumference and its area. This leads me to believe that MPASquared is a misnomer. She should be called MPARounded, perhaps even MPAWellRounded unless of course it is all a case of mistaken identity.

My own favourite MPA is actually very well rounded. Could it be? Hmm.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I don't like to see useless waste of bandwidth either.

Let's stop these stupid kinds of threads.

Besides, what's the most you are going to miss out on? A bodyslide? A nude reverse? A wicked HJ? Who cares? Now go see an SP and give some names!

 

[FAISALWAD]

Rockslinger is right. You bring up, and contribute many useful topics. But this whole "secret identity" thing is wearing a bit thin. IMO. Some may like it. But it seems like some don't, as evidenced by their contributions to this thread.The best thing you could have done is just ignore my "request" for someone to let me in on the "big secret" via PM. Then the discussion would have died on the vine. But NO....you had to make several more contributions to this thread pleading with the membership not to PM me. Then you go and act all "hurt", hoping we'll plead with you to stay.

Stay. Or go. It's a free country. But I will say your posts make for some interesting reading by times.

Again...best wishes.

 

[Dinky the Enthralled]

Looks like someone else was "lying in the weeds".

 

[Housencis]

Release: 3.1415926535898 (I don't want to mention this for fear of banishment)

I hope this is not an indicator of the release equipment used! lol

 

[alep21]

This has turned into something so big from something so small. (hey that sounds familiar..lol) anyway MPAsquared is fun and she has a great perspective by being incognito. She is real, trust me (if you care to) she's a well know MPA on this board and ive never ever read a bad review about her (under her real identity) Im sure like all of us she enjoys the attention and hates the bad stuff but she needs to deal with that as we all do. And she does very well. The fact that this thread had to be started still really makes no sense at all to me. Who does it help? no one. Just teases those that dont know her, and 69guy gets to shout from the roof tops. It really does nothing for anyone but he and her. Yes there are alot of idiotic threads started (especially as of late) started even by me but those are in the Lounge or non review sections. Anyway just my thoughts. still a dumb useless thread

 

[krissstybee]

My neighbours cat is grey. It often comes by for treats
It is hard to pet but quite friendly none the less. One day I might get to give it treats by hand .....Who knows. At least it keeps the mice away

 

[Edwina Monsoon]

LMFAO!!! I got a good laugh this morning from this...thanks