Just returned from my visit with her, and it was more or less as described. It was an unrushed blueball massage with an old, thin asian lady wearing a tight shirt and tight yoga pants. One thing that surprised me is that she is much older than I anticipated - she looks completely different with her mask on and off, but with it off she looked like she was pushing 70. Still, nice body (and I’m sure the lululemons help keep everything looking curvy) and pleasant experience overall. Would I repeat? Probably, but not anytime soon. As others have said, it’s a little too expensive for what you get given that I could have had a one-hour RMT style massage with some fun for the same price.
On an unrelated note, the plaza beside it had another spa with a very similar name (natural wellness). Has anyone checked that one out?