DeborahGomez
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Hi fellow massageplanet.netites!!! This is what happened to me yesterday when I got into work.
Me: Hi (boss' name)!!
Boss: Hi (my name). I have some bad news for you. You
have to look for another job next month.
Me: (looks at the clock) I'm getting fired for being a half
hour late? I'm always late. You know that.
Boss: No, it's not that. We lost our court case and our
licence is being revoked.
Me:
But we can still operate without a licence right?
Boss: No, I don't want to end up in jail 'cuz you know
those f*ckers (that's what he calls the LE people)
are going to be here the next day if we operate
without a licence.
Me: What about all that talk about me not having to worry
'cuz we'll be open for the next 5 billion years? And my
great-great-great grandkids will be working for your
great-great-great grandkids??
Boss: Sorry, we're gonna be closing.
Like... Oh my God. I'm so pissed right now. First my boss promised me that we'll be open for the next zillion years and not to worry and now, it hasn't even been six months since he took over the place and he's talking about closing!!! WTF am I going to do? It's so hard to find a good place out there. Anyways, I was totally devastated when I heard the news. Totally shocked!! Couldn't eat, sleep, or watch T.V. for like... 2 hours straight. Like.... Oh my God... Can't believe this is happening!! And I couldn't believe my stupid psychics were right. They both predicted a job change in the fall for me but I didn't believe them so I totally didn't see this coming at all!!! Where in the world am I going to find another boss who's going to put up with all my sh*t?? I'm messy, (not dirty, just messy, I always throw my sh*t everywhere) I come in late half the time, don't show up the other half. (And when I do show up, I usually make up an excuse to leave early.) Not the most reliable worker I know but I am good when I DO show up. So anyways. I need your help in finding a good place to work. I've gone through over 20 places before I found the 2 that I'm at right now so I'm pretty picky about where I work. Anyways, these are the criterias I'm looking for:
1. A licenced holistic spa either in Scarborough or Toronto.
I have my holistic licence right now and can't afford to
pay for a body rub licence because the year is almost
over anyway and the body-rub licence would only be
valid for 2 months. Then I have to get another one
for next year which wouldn't make sense.
2. No LE frequenting the place. Can't afford a lawyer for
any bawdy house charges right now. So far, I've been
lucky this year. I don't think I got any tickets. Or
maybe just one or something early this year. But I
think it was late last year, not early this year. (Plus I
think part of the reason I got lucky this year was
because I only worked 2 days in January, 2 days in
April, and 2 days in June. The rest of the months I was
working pretty consistently.)
3. No BJ or FS going on at the MP. I don't offer any of that
stuff EVER, so the clients are not going to stay if me if
other girls are offering that kind of stuff at the spa.
4. No sleezy boss please!!! I always have sleezy bosses
hitting on me which is part of the reason why I went
through more than 20 MPs.
5. Place must be clean.
So if anyone can suggest some good places for me to check out, I'd greatly appreciate it.
Thanks in advance. Leah
Me: Hi (boss' name)!!
Boss: Hi (my name). I have some bad news for you. You
have to look for another job next month.
Me: (looks at the clock) I'm getting fired for being a half
hour late? I'm always late. You know that.
Boss: No, it's not that. We lost our court case and our
licence is being revoked.
Me:

Boss: No, I don't want to end up in jail 'cuz you know
those f*ckers (that's what he calls the LE people)
are going to be here the next day if we operate
without a licence.
Me: What about all that talk about me not having to worry
'cuz we'll be open for the next 5 billion years? And my
great-great-great grandkids will be working for your
great-great-great grandkids??
Boss: Sorry, we're gonna be closing.
Like... Oh my God. I'm so pissed right now. First my boss promised me that we'll be open for the next zillion years and not to worry and now, it hasn't even been six months since he took over the place and he's talking about closing!!! WTF am I going to do? It's so hard to find a good place out there. Anyways, I was totally devastated when I heard the news. Totally shocked!! Couldn't eat, sleep, or watch T.V. for like... 2 hours straight. Like.... Oh my God... Can't believe this is happening!! And I couldn't believe my stupid psychics were right. They both predicted a job change in the fall for me but I didn't believe them so I totally didn't see this coming at all!!! Where in the world am I going to find another boss who's going to put up with all my sh*t?? I'm messy, (not dirty, just messy, I always throw my sh*t everywhere) I come in late half the time, don't show up the other half. (And when I do show up, I usually make up an excuse to leave early.) Not the most reliable worker I know but I am good when I DO show up. So anyways. I need your help in finding a good place to work. I've gone through over 20 places before I found the 2 that I'm at right now so I'm pretty picky about where I work. Anyways, these are the criterias I'm looking for:
1. A licenced holistic spa either in Scarborough or Toronto.
I have my holistic licence right now and can't afford to
pay for a body rub licence because the year is almost
over anyway and the body-rub licence would only be
valid for 2 months. Then I have to get another one
for next year which wouldn't make sense.
2. No LE frequenting the place. Can't afford a lawyer for
any bawdy house charges right now. So far, I've been
lucky this year. I don't think I got any tickets. Or
maybe just one or something early this year. But I
think it was late last year, not early this year. (Plus I
think part of the reason I got lucky this year was
because I only worked 2 days in January, 2 days in
April, and 2 days in June. The rest of the months I was
working pretty consistently.)
3. No BJ or FS going on at the MP. I don't offer any of that
stuff EVER, so the clients are not going to stay if me if
other girls are offering that kind of stuff at the spa.
4. No sleezy boss please!!! I always have sleezy bosses
hitting on me which is part of the reason why I went
through more than 20 MPs.
5. Place must be clean.
So if anyone can suggest some good places for me to check out, I'd greatly appreciate it.
Thanks in advance. Leah