Hi
I looked around Moulin Rouge and failed.
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They do say, afterall, that anything else after Bangkok is a disappointment...
...and for me, so far, this saying has been plaguing me since having to move out of Thailand for work.
As my wife is in Thailand visiting her relatives, and I've had to visit Jerusalem, Israel, for 2weeks (dull, dull, depressing) for work and now stuck in my company's apartment in rue Lepic, Montemarte (e18) Paris for yet another two weeks without the missus, I decided to wander and try a little mongering in 'gay' Paris.
I did my research on the internet and found x2 sites:
www.niamodel.com (local hookers) and
www.parisrelaxation.com (massage shops)
I chose to walk to the 'New Bangkok' at 34 rue Rodier, 75009, Paris after reading some reviews on other websites.
After ringing the doorbell which was opened by a very petite and 7/10 Thai in her early to mid thirties, I thought that I must be in for a good session. The lady's name, allegedly, is 'Gina' and she's the boss. The rates were Eur100 for half an hour straight massage or Eur 130 for 'body to body' massage followed by a handjob at the end.
The New Bangkok is a two room parlour. One employee - Gina. Exceptionally clean and modern compared to New Delhi's GB road and in the lower to middle stakes compared to Bangkok small parlours (read: nothing to worry about)
I opted for the 'body to body' as I really wanted to feel that tight little thing rub her box all over me (like they do in BKK...) and then of course, I'll ask for a very 'special ending' (like one does in BKK) for a tip.
After a very quick shower (which Gina told me was not necessary!) I laid on my stomach to receive... ...an oil massage. Gina touched my nuts once and then asked me to 'loll over'. I lolled over with great anticiapation to receive... ...more oil massage and then... ...Gina straddled me and I'm thinking 'Finally, here we go!' Well, we did go... rubbing her size A's on my old man and nuts for about 1 minute and then she reached upto a shelf and put on some clinical rubber gloves, added oil and started jacking me off. "Gina, may I have some more body to body for another 30 mins?" "No can do. Might have another customer waiting." Eh? Paris is empty this time of year. The street was like a ghost town... "Are you sure? Of course I will pay". "So sorry, I only do half an hour and I did tell you I finish you off by hand."
OK. It was the closest I've come to puss for a few weeks. But C'mon, I'm clean, tidy and I've been told many, many times that I'm 'hansome man and many Thai ladies wanted to go with me (Tongue in cheek reference!) when I was residing in BKK. Yep. Disappointment. Disappointment. Disappointment.
I will try the local hooker's listing and have a punt there and ask for 'full service'. Afterall, what is a man supposed to do when he is away from home (BKK)? He's got to confirm that there is only one Thailand, right? Or at least, die trying...
When's the next flight out of CDG to BKK?
At least the Chelsea football season starts tomorrow...