Pay back time. Report

[Vallerie]

Payback time.

Hello all.
I’ve been hanging around this forum for a couple of years and never really contributed. I’ve always enjoyed reading other MB’s accounts of their trips..so…here’s mine.
Firstly, I’m not going to bore you to death with incidental detail, like which plane we caught or how long it took to travel from Bangkok to Pattaya. Exactly what we did, and on which particular day is also kind of a blur…so you’ll just have to bear with me.
Arrived in Bangkok in the middle of Jan this year (sorry it’s taken so long to write this up but that really is another storyuch: ) for a two week holiday. As tradition goes we had our first drink in the Why-Not bar, it’s just off that busy intersection near Nana. Now, we’re a couple of old boys both in our late 40’s and we usually keep ourselves very much to ourselves. However, on that particular night we got talking to a lad from London, nice kid, I’d say he was about 35 ishhhh. It was his first time in LOS and he asked if he could team up with us. ‘Yes’, we said, no problem. ‘We’ll show you the ropes.’ He stayed with us for the whole two weeks and we learnt more from this newbie than you could imagine.
Headed into Nana, and had a couple of beers in the first bar on the right hand side as you walk in. Soz, can’t remember the name of the bar. We have a nickname for every bar we go into, that one is called flappy’s - after the unfortunate size of a certain BG’s genitalia.
‘I fancy a go-go bar’ says Joe, our new friend. (Name changed to protect the bewildered). Now it’s time to fess-up, I’ve been to LOS four times and never once been in a go-go…sad…but true. Always thought they would be seedy places. How wrong was I ???? Quick march into the first go-go in Nana, and a new wonderful world opened up. Joe lasted about ten minutes before a stunning girl came over and sat on his lap. 5 mins later my mate pulls…and then…I pulled. I say pulled but really I think she took one look at me and thought ‘he’ll sleep through most of this’ WRONG. Had a drink with her in the club and then headed back to the Majestic. I’d say she was in her early thirties, pretty, and a great body. Now I’m going to cut this bit short - try as she might there was no way I was going to…erh…you know. Maybe it was the drink or maybe it was because it was my first night and I was jet lagged, but it just never happened. Anyway now I’m 2000b down and feeling kinda hard done by, so I get dressed and have a beer in one of those bars that they set up each night just outside the Majestic. That is where I met ….

No problem if you want to hear more, or, if on the other hand, if you’ve heard it all before, and the image of an old white guy bouncing up and down on a 30 something BG is burning an image that will have you waking up in cold sweats …just say…I won’t be offended.

Ferris

 

[BrooklynChk]

This is where i met.......................and

Come on, keeping going!

 

[The educator]

more more more please..

 

[Arron O]

That is where I met ….


......The Thai guy selling Viagra ??

 

[JackaLxM]

Mick Jagger?

 

[sarahG]

555555 you always make me laugh..

 

[StephMoxley]

Good start to the thread....but keep it coming mate theres got to be a lot more....

 

[Miss-Cheif]

Don't leave us hanging.

 

[PBM seeking RWW]

Lucky Luke's.

 

[Simply Telisha]

What's wrong with 20 somethings?

 

[HardcorePunk]

Where's he gone?

 

[24 Char Left]

nothing, maybe the op likes 30 somethings.

 

[mallorycat [RIPMJ]]

What does that mean?

 

[Christine]

where did he come up with 20 somethings, the op made no mention of 20 somethings. he said 30 somethings.

 

[DeborahGomez]

The bars just outside Majestic scare me when i walk past them, some strange creatures hanging around there, i look forward to the next installment.

So my guess is, "that is where i met JIM, 6 foot tall lady with large breasts"

 

[deankeen4444]

This is where I met Pim. (Nearly right Simon)

Now anyone whose stayed in the Majestic will know exactly what type of bars are set up just outside. Anyway, I’m not going to get into a disagreement with anyone on this site about whether you should or shouldn’t go with LB’s. The ‘gay-not gay’ thing has been done to death.

So we have a few drinks, she says she’s cold, I say I’m staying at the Majestic, she gets her coat, and the next thing you know we’re in bed. She was pretty, the sex was good…she stayed all night…the sex was good again in the morning. 1000bht

Next night met Joe and my mate in Flappy’s (Lucky Lukes?)and then headed off to Soi Cowboy. I know I said I wouldn’t talk about transport but we got into a tuk-tuk that did wheelies all the way there. I s**t myself, the driver thought it was really funny…phew. After a couple of beers here and there, I suggest we go to a go-go bar…yep…stick in the mud me. The bar was called Tilac (I think that’s how you spell it) Three girls immediately start talking to us, were havin’ a great time…and then I look up!!! Not one of the girls dancing on the table had any pants on…you could see their personalities and everything…if someone had shot me there and then I swear I would’ve died a happy man. Then I look down and the girl beside me lifts up her little yellow skirt and, you guessed it… I look to the right and a girl opens her blouse to show me her tits. Then I go to the toilet and I’m standing there with my **** in my hand staring through a glass wall. If you’ve never been, GO, they’re great places, sure you spend a few quid, but that’s why you worked all that overtime, it’s full on, and the girls are great.

It’s getting late so we head off nearer home. Not sure which bars we went in, but I was more than a bit pissed, ended up in Nana sitting on a plastic chair drinking beer until 3 am. A real looker sits down next to Joe and he ends up taking her home…he stayed with her for two days. I was too pissed to walk, and as always, I like to know what I’m doing so I went home alone.:

A side note. I’ve never had comments off LB’s , good or bad, but after I’d been with Pim a few stared saying ‘hi’ as I walked passed…I kinda liked it.:whistle:

Side note 2. On my first trip to LOS a BG explained to me a few facts of life. After one particularly fantastic round of sex she said ‘ you may think you’re great in bed, but if it’s 3am, you’re the wrong side of 40, and you’re pissed, then you’re the only one in that bed havin’ a good time. Drink until you feel good, till you’re inhibitions go, and then go to bed. Don’t wait until you can’t even remember which hotel you’re in’. Please remember, these comments were aimed at me and I am not saying, suggesting, nor implying that other people aren’t capable of great sex when they’re pissed. Here endeth the lesson.

Next…Last night in Bangkok, Pattaya, nightclubs, the bamboo bar (what’s that all about?) sisters, air hostesses and new arrivals, soi 6, and lovvvvvvvvvvve !!!!

 

[PigletLikesPancakes]

Good on ya Ferris, enjoyed the report so far.

 

[darkday]

He came up with it by hitting the wrong button.

 

[britt_bratt_rulz]

Mick Jagger is selling Viagra in Bangkok?

This global depression is really making people hit rock bottom...

 

[Eve]

Are you sure the bar wasn't called Floppy's..........