Pay back time. Report

[pinhed_1976]

Good TR mate.

 

[Stacey M]

We were up and about at around noon, so we strolled around some of the back streets of Bangkok. We stopped here and there to grab a coffee or maybe a bite to eat. Somehow we ended up back at the top end of Nana the opposite end from that mad intersection. It was about 5pm and really hot so we stopped for a beer.

We sat outside a small bar on the left, just off Nana proper. A group of girls were sitting close enjoying their dinner. After they finished eating, one girl sat next to my mate. She was a little overweight but kinda pretty with dyed brown hair. I thought she was ok but my mate wasn’t interested. A couple of mins later her friend sits down on my lap. She had the ubiquitous mane of black hair, slim, gorgeous, and about 28 years old. I don’t think it was her first day. I explained that we had been walking for hours and really needed to go home for a shower but we would return later that evening. It took all my willpower to venture off as she had her hand down the front of my shorts giving me a slow hj.

After a shower and something to eat, we stopped to have a few beers with a couple of lads from Manchester. We met them in LOS a few years ago and kept in touch. They were also going to Pattaya so it seemed like a good time to arrange meet-ups etc. Stopped by to say hello to Joe and the girl he’d met the night before. He was going to Koh Sumi the next day so we wouldn’t see him again…or so we thought!

My mate got fixed up with some crazy woman, who, for no apparent reason, would just burst into fits of laughter, it got on my nerves, but he thought it was great…whatever floats your boat I suppose. I went back to the bar we’d been in earlier that day. Had a couple of drinks with Noi (turns out that’s her name) and then back to the majestic. She spoke a little English which I feel makes things easier. She was good to be with, and away from her friends and the street, real good company. The sex was good.1000b

Question: Why after you’ve been rolling around with a girl half the night does she put a towel around her to walk around the room or pop to the loo?
Ferris

 

[Amy Rose]

Answer: BGs are very modest and shy!

Good TR. ...BTW, is you last name Bueller? es:

 

[pnkyz_brain]

On my first trip to LOS a BG explained to me a few facts of life. After one particularly fantastic round of sex she said ‘ you may think you’re great in bed, but if it’s 3am, you’re the wrong side of 40, and you’re pissed, then you’re the only one in that bed havin’ a good time. Drink until you feel good, till you’re inhibitions go, and then go to bed. Don’t wait until you can’t even remember which hotel you’re in’. Please remember, these comments were aimed at me and I am not saying, suggesting, nor implying that other people aren’t capable of great sex when they’re pissed. Here endeth the lesson.QUOTE]

Good story so far but I find it hard to believe a BG said all of that. Maybe you did come across a very well educated one!

 

[Tru Champion 37]

keep it coming.... i want to hear about the air hostesses!

 

[Saramlou]

55555 i can just imagine it. It would certainly put a dampner on the occasion.

 

[??krazegurl??]

Why did that reminded me of the line fron the Blues Brothers ! es:

 

[raider nation]

Come on mate... we want to know what happened to Joe!

 

[1993]

Pattaya.

We stayed at the Roof Garden. It’s situated on the road between Pattaya and Jomtien. We were looking for somewhere a little different and this fitted the bill nicely. The rooms are large and clean, and the hotel staff were really helpful after everything went tits up for my mate three days before the end of the holiday. He had to get back the England smartish, but enough about that. A BM recommended the hotel - sorry I can’t remember who it was - but thanks anyway. The baht bus stops right outside and it costs 20b to walking street or as far up as soi6. If you need a bus to yourself because you want to get back to the Roof Garden non-stop with the new love of your life that will set you back 100b

We had a walk down into Jomtien to get a beer and find our bearings. Just before you get to the beach a huge arch stretches across the road, there are several bars around this area and plenty of women. We stopped in one, on the corner, opposite the island. Had a couple of beers and a game of pool. The girls are a little more reserved and don’t come on as strong as the girls in Bangkok and Pattaya. Two girls asked if we would like company for the evening, or as they put it. ‘I go with youuuuu. I go with you nowwwww.’ We’d promised ourselves a beer in Pattaya, so back to the RG for a shower and straight back out. Walked to the end of walking street and stopped off at the Rolling Stone Bar for a quiet one before starting the evening proper. Had a game of pool with a girl about 25-26 years old who also asked if she could accompany me for the evening …‘I f**k you good’… yes her English was coming along nicely. I would have taken her up on the proposal but a group of young Russian lads had obviously already been speaking to her and weren’t impressed with all their hard work being undone by some middle aged bloke. I asked if she was with them and she said. ’they got no money, no good, no f**kin good.’ I thought about taking these lads on, kicking their little spiky heads in, and my new love running into my arms –but- I decided not to have my head caved in that night, so we bid our farewells, and did one.

Don’t know if it’s me, but the attitude of the women in Pattaya seems more businesslike than it used to be. OK, I’ll agree there are exceptions, but I don’t ever remember the girls being so full on and as mercenary as this. Just an observation.

Time was moving on and I was starting to feel a bit pissed so it was time to stop f**kin about and get sorted. We ended up in a place called the Bamboo Club. Not sure how this place works, it has a strange atmosphere, it’s like an over 40s disco back home with better looking women. I asked the waiter where the toilets were…half way there a girl pulls at my shirt…’hi’. 30 years old, great face and a cowboy hat…who could resist that? Her English was good and she had a sense of humour…well you would if you were standing underneath a Stetson. A couple of drinks later and I’m heading back with her... and my mate is with her drop-dead-gorgeous sister. The four of us end up sitting on the balcony drinking a bottle of wine (we stopped off at the 7-11 on the left hand side as you go up the hill) and had real good laugh. Now and then you get a night when things fall into place and this was one of those nights. Threw my mate and his girl out about 2am, and we dive in the shower…never did make it to the bed. I stayed with her the next day. We went into Pattaya for something to eat, it was Chinese New Year and dragon-parades were making their way up and down Second Road. Again I have to say she was great company, but I’ve done the girlfriend thing and I have the scars (and much depleted bank account) to prove it, so we said goodbye. Gulp.

Request: My mate is going to Bangkok for a couple of days in June. We always stay in the Majestic, but it’s beginning to look a bit tired…he needs somewhere with 15mins walking to Nana (if possible) around the 1800—2000bht a night mark….cheers)

All the best. Ferris:great:

 

[Misc Tech Advice]

A very good report, Ferris!

Two thoughts on that: 1) It is Pattaya, not Phuket. 2)Sign of the times. Wasn't like that 6 or 7 yrs ago.

It that on walking street? Whereabout on WS? I don't remember seeing it. A disco of some sort? Plays old music? Lot of FL girls? Sounds like it might be worth checking out.

 

[Iceman]

Good report mate....nice read, cheers

 

[KiSsnDMaKeUp]

Good report Ferris,you were staying at the Majestic Suits?. On soi 2 you have Aspen Suits should suit your friends budget.

 

[Deaner]

up soi 4 you have Dynasty Inn Grande and the new one by Dynasty lso on soi4 Dawin

Dynasty Inn Grande, Bangkok

:: THE DAWIN, Bangkok ::

 

[Mr. Systemic Autistic]

Nice report there mate.... Getting right into it.....

Looking forward to the next one.....:great:

 

[Jem]

Most enjoyable read ferris, nice one...

 

[syahir sephiroth]

nice TR, a good read!
keep on posting the rest... :rules:

 

[soph]

I always found about 70% of LOS girls to be mercenary... makes you appreciate the good ones....



Bamboo Club isn't that just outside the entrance to Walking Street? I went in there once and felt like I was back in the 80's... felt too wholesome for me... lol

 

[Victoria]

Hi Jaybee, The entrance to the club (it's just a huge bar really) is on the left just before you enter Walking Street. The place is empty until about 11 and then they just flood in. I'd say the women are slightly older and with less attitude. It's worth a look...if you don't like it you only have to walk around the corner and.......

Ferris

 

[Jessica Rabbit 7 ???????]

We’d been in and out of Jomtien (usually to the beach and a quick one afterward) and Pattaya. Mainly Walking Street and in and around Soi 2. We do have a tendency to walk around a bit…the grass is always greener I guess.

After a few days I get a text. ‘Koi Sumi crap. Full of Aus can’t get a look in.’ It was our mate Joe. I gave him a call and it turns out he’s having a real bad time. Koi Sumi is beautiful but the place is full of families and bronzed bodied, blue-eyed Australians. After listening to a grown man cry for half an hour we suggest he make his way to Pattaya and meet up with us. ‘I’m on my f**kin way’. I booked him into the Sabai Lodge. We met up with him the next night in those bars near the Gold Fish Bowl. It was his first time in Pattaya and he couldn’t believe the place. He’d only managed to take one girl back during his five days in Koi Sumi, and now he was like a dog with two dicks. With our new friend in tow we wandered here and there, eventually strolling down Soi 6. Joe could believe his eyes, WTF!!!! (Which I think sums it up nicely). Again, time to fess-up. I’d walked down Soi 6 twenty times previous to this but always found it a little intimidating and consequently I’ve never been in any of the bars. We stopped for a few minutes to admire the view and my mate says ’Where’s Joe?’ Oh s**t he’s gone in there. My mate points to a red curtain surrounded by ten BG’s, anyone of which would eat me for breakfast. We’re gonna have to go in after him kid… (it was like a scene from Platoon…well not really…but you get the gist) We made our way past these man eating girls and drew back the curtain…and there’s Joe with a beer in on hand and the sexiest thing you’ve ever seen sitting on his lap. The bar was darkish but not dingy; there were five or six small booths and the music was good. The thing that surprised me the most was the laid-back atmosphere. The girls were all lookers with great bodies and short red skirts. Ther's no hassle. A girl sits down next to me and asks ‘I look after you?’ She was slim, pretty, about 23 years old. ‘Ok’ I say, and buy her a drink. She was a little quieter than Joe’s girl who was busy rubbing her beaver in his smiling face. Joe disappeared upstairs. ‘You want to go up stairs? This was all new to me and as a result my heart was pounding a bit. But, I had another drink, and much to her surprise (and mine) I took her up on the offer. Ok, for all you who are thinking about it and wondering what exactly goes on behind those red curtains, here’s the detail. You go upstairs to a bedroom. There’s a bed a dresser and a fan. The sound of the street below fills the room; this could be off putting to some - but I liked it. The girl does not rush; she’s done it all before. Five minutes later your doin’ what comes naturally. After you’re finished, she kisses you all over and tells you are that you are Mr Wonderful. She then takes you to another room where you have a shower, which consists of a large bucket, cold water, soap and you. She gives you her phone number (you think it’s because she likes you - but really it’s because she doesn’t want to sit outside all night again tomorrow) you have another drink, chat with your mates, tell ‘em you were great… and wonder why you didn’t do this before. The sex was good (the best BJ ever) 1000bt …including tip.

Joe is now a man possessed…and I could do with a kip.

We head off back to Second Road and have a few drinks and a game of pool. The bar is situated across from the U2 bar…I think it’s called ‘the country bar’ or something like that. As I was paying the check-bin when a tall girl stands behind me and whispers ‘pay bar fine’ . She was good looking but her English was almost non-existent. She asks me again to pay her bar fine (which was about the extent of her English). I’m not sure what happened in Soi 6 but my little friend woke up and I felt something stir in the trouser department. ‘Ok girl get your coat’. I left the other two lads talking to our friends from Manchester and I head of back to the hotel. She had only been working the bars for about three weeks and was mega shy. We got into bed….she still had her towel around her. I decided not to push it…we were kissing for ages…then the towel comes off…and then…They say it’s the quiet ones you have to watch!!!.

We had breakfast in Jontiem, and bought her some jeans. We had a few strange looks from REAL tourists, but what the hell! I’m sitting next to a 5 foot 10 inch beauty and you’re whispering nasty remarks to your 15 stone ball of blubber…go figure! 1000 baht plus bits.

For all of you who cannot wait for Sunday’s omnibus edition - I’m going to update you about Joe. HE’S STILL THERE. I had a text from him yesterday and he’s still in Pattaya. He came home for one week about three months ago, grabbed some cash, and went straight back out to LOS, and he’s still there to this day. I haven't got a clue what he's doing about visas or money. My mate is going over to meet up with him in a couple of weeks (thanks everyone for the hotel suggestions) and check to see how he is. Joe fell in love with a bar girl in Pattaya...he discovered she was married…you can guess the rest.

Loads more happened over those 18 days in January. We met two great air hostess (worked for air India)on the beach in Jontiem….ah well, another day perhaps.

I am indebted to everyone who contributes to this board on a regular basis, especially those who have taken the time to provide me withhgood detailed information about hotels, bars etc. It has saved countless hours searching on the net. I think I’ve paid it back a little of the debt now.

Ferris

 

[Matthias]

nice one ferris.Agree that bamboo place a bit strange,ended up in there one night with the guy who owns the classroom bars