Q's No.1 Adventures

[ChaosFactor]

But...to answer why there might be a drop in service:

If u got your massage in the last three days...or so?...

In Kijijj...they have been advertising a 70/hour anniversary special. And yet...when I went, there was just Katey and Winnie to take care of the impending increase in business....due to the special.
(After all...there was a grand opening at the other location they took over. I doubt they could take staff from that location.)

I caught Winnie, late in the afternoon...and the massage was excellent, for me....as usual. I can't remember if she ever has got on top of me for deep tissue before...but this time...she did. She also incorporated a lot of acupressure into my massage...way more than usual. So...it seems...maybe in a four hand....she learned a few things from Katey.

So....sorry Chaos...u had a bad experience. Maybe a bad decision, to run a special....when they just opened a new location?

And Katey: well it seems this thread has left me puzzled and confused. I didn't get the impression she was that open minded.
But....it may be that she just wasn't comforable talking to me about it.

Nope my massage was in February and just a normal day.
I tend to stay away for short term promotions because I know places get busy and service levels tend to drop.

You need to chill as well regarding what the providers think of the reviews and discussion because you sir are causing yourself way to much unneeded stress.
As my dad says "worry about the things you can control" and "you are not responsible for the world"

 

[Topshelf]

I saw Katy a little while back, she jacked the prices on me as well to the point I will never see her again...I might try Winnie one more time but there are better options out there.

 

[ChaosFactor]

I saw Katy a little while back, she jacked the prices on me as well to the point I will never see her again...I might try Winnie one more time but there are better options out there.

FYI Winnie wants $160 way too much

 

[ChaosFactor]

Actually...I am not really stressed any more. Otherwise....I would have gone on another rant...like my silly thread I wish I could delete.

I just needed to let lexyu2002 know, she is on her own....so I didn't get another direct message. I have also given up trying to keep Blue Sky a secret, as well...

But yes... that is excellent advice!!!!

If any provider DM's you then perhaps you should tell them to post a thread on here eloquently explaining their position to everyone as to why we should not review them in public.
Most (well some) of us on here are respectful enough to listen to their position and make a decision from that point.
Why any person (not specifically you) would want to put themselves in the middle of such a potentially volatile situation when you aren't being compensated is beyond me.

 

[ChaosFactor]

That's because people view you as a superhero! Massageman! Captain Humor! Actually Massage Maestro kind of sounds like a super villain name....

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

That's because people view you as a superhero! Massageman! Captain Humor! Actually Massage Maestro kind of sounds like a super villain name....

Depends on whether its a villain that thinks they are a hero. Then...I can play the villain. If someone is on here...and just wants to self-righteously attack: I am their villain. Those ones I won't ignore. I will...step by step...try to talk them off the forum publicly.

Secondly....there are the women that were hurt by a cheating partner. In their blind anger, they attack the ladies and members with vulgar and judgemental insults.
I know its tempting...but its important not to hurl insults back. (If you notice, I will have short sympathetic dialogue with them.) Once they get their venting out, they wìll move on and leave. (Returning fire, only fuels their anger and keeps them on waaay longer.) If you have to: tap that ignore button...quick. (Yeah...it may be a lady or owner, jealous or angry at the competition and/or customer...but ignoring them, will still make them go away faster.)

Of course...I won't be doing it on the Edmonton forum, anymore.

Third....the men who don't know their lady was giving more than just massages. Yes...they likely will be worse...and might do more than just come on here and throw insults...and act in a threatening matter. But...it only escalates to that point, because members want to both mock him and return fire. (Again...better to just tap ignore...to avoid being tempted to return fire.) I showed sympathetic dialogue to one such man....and guess what: he reached out to me in a p.m. I then talked him into going for counselling, and stop lashing out at her massage planet clients. I...also convinced him...if she wants to continue offering extras: that's a good sign...she was not ready for commitment. I told him he needs to forgive her, and find the strength to move on.

I am by no means, a psychologist...but before studying drama for two years, I was considering becoming a journalist. Two of the courses in that program were Psychology and Philosophy. Over the years, I have studied these areas a little bit. It has helped me understood human behavior...the incredible range of personalities there are...and how best to understand/support them.

Humour always plays a part...but is useless...if it is used the wrong way and at the wrong time.

 

[ChaosFactor]

Depends on whether its a villain that thinks they are a hero. Then...I can play the villain. If someone is on here...and just wants to self-righteously attack: I am their villain. Those ones I won't ignore. I will...step by step...try to talk them off the forum publicly.
Humour always plays a part...but is useless...if it is used the wrong way and at the wrong time.

I was trying to be humorous, perhaps I failed?

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

If you want to know what happens when the above principles are not applied: just check out Massage Planet Toronto. Worst two hours (total) of my life.

Its an all out Royal Rumble: Approximately, 2,000 pages of vulgar reviews, back and forth feuds, schizophrenic madness, and threads created....to cry for help, or lash out and mock with hate.

When one member complained about the madness.. I will summarize and paraphrase:

MEMBER 1: "If there were moderators, like other forums, these individuals would all be banned."

MEMBER 2: "It's a business. Ultimately, its about generating ad revenue. That's all they care about."

Moderator (response): "This website has been around for 8 years, and not once, has it been profitable. If I wanted to run it as a business, I would have shut it down a long time ago. It's more of a hobby."

That suggests to me: a company runs and manages the website...at a cost. There quite possibly is only one moderator for all the forums. He gives his imput to make improvements and tries his best to respond to complaints...if he feels they serve his hobby's purpose. He may or may not create ads...but the website company or another ad company could do it. And yes...the moderator could be female.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Yes...chaos...I know it was humour. I laughed right away. And I keep smiling. My wife is going to wonder if I am up to something.

Maybe she will think: I am plotting my next evil scheme: like tearing down that stupid pile of shiny brass balls on the Whitemud. I love art...But, tax dollars shouldn't be spent on it. Lotteries and donations should pay for that kind of thing. Especially, with homeless on the street, our veterans getting shafted and dragged into court, and seniors struggling just to pay for the basics of living.

And here...I thought I was not going to rant..whoops! SORRY!


We now return you to your regular reviewing program...recorded in front of a live (and a few dead or dying) audience!!!

 

[Deleted member 72001]

Last week I visited No 1 for a 60 min with Winnie.
Never had the pleasure yet and was not disappointed. I have had a few sessions with Kati and wanted to compare.
Totally different styles but equally as good. I went in with the mindset of a relaxing/medium pressure and walked out sore wondering what just hit me. I am not a fan of deep tissue unless I am in pain and I wasn’t, but as she was kneading around I could feel she felt a few knots and asked if she could apply pressure. I said yup, and away she went. I’ve never walked out of a RMT not getting what I asked for........and liking it!!!!
She also has a way of bending down to talk to you so you can see her, and she can see you. Feels personal. I’m a fan.
It started off soft, became hard, and finished soft.
Rooks review is 8.5/10. I’m gunna do that one again.

 

[Johny2228]

Wanted to wait on giving this review.
I went to No 1 toward the end of February and booked with Winnie about 30 minutes in advance and as it turns out it was a very busy day for them, I did say I would book for later in the week but they told me to come in and that it would be okay.
I arrive on time and as 1 guy was coming out of a room Katy moved me right in (at least I got to see them change the sheets), Winnie came from one massage right to me which had me worried about the quality I would receive and unfortunately I was correct.
The massage was mediocre at best, you could tell that she was tiring so I asked for a medium pressure massage, my body was as sore when I left as when I entered.
When the offer for happiness came it was no where near as good as usual and on top of that she charged me $30 more than the last visit!!
This could just be a one of but for me it was $80 plus tip that was wasted and if you cannot offer service up to your usual standard then don't try and squeeze an appointment in just for the money, that is enough for me to stay away for awhile

Great review with info on names and service provided.This is what this forum is all about.Nothing wrong with that except for some sanctimonious folks on this forum preaching about discretion,gentlemen etc etc
Keep reviewing.Thank you

 

[Guy2013]

Last week I visited No 1 for a 60 min with Winnie.
Never had the pleasure yet and was not disappointed. I have had a few sessions with Kati and wanted to compare.
Totally different styles but equally as good. I went in with the mindset of a relaxing/medium pressure and walked out sore wondering what just hit me. I am not a fan of deep tissue unless I am in pain and I wasn’t, but as she was kneading around I could feel she felt a few knots and asked if she could apply pressure. I said yup, and away she went. I’ve never walked out of a RMT not getting what I asked for........and liking it!!!!
She also has a way of bending down to talk to you so you can see her, and she can see you. Feels personal. I’m a fan.
It started off soft, became hard, and finished soft.
Rooks review is 8.5/10. I’m gunna do that one again.

Every time I read a review on "NO 1" I ask myself where is this place? Can someone provide an address

 

[Deleted member 72001]

Every time I read a review on "NO 1" I ask myself where is this place? Can someone provide an address

Hey Jist,
Located at 10870 - 96 street

 

[Guy2013]

Ahh, I think I have actually been there. Parking at back, usually a group of asian men standing around outside, tiny rooms?

 

[Deleted member 72001]

Ahh, I think I have actually been there. Parking at back, usually a group of asian men standing around outside, tiny rooms?

First two rooms are tiny but the back was is a bit bigger. I had that one.
I park at the front as there is a ton more parking.
I have never seen a pack of men standing around but I have also never parked in the back.

 

[BFK15]

Ahh, I think I have actually been there. Parking at back, usually a group of asian men standing around outside, tiny rooms?

Parking in front enter from the front. No asian men hanging around anytime ive been there

 

[ChaosFactor]

Ahh, I think I have actually been there. Parking at back, usually a group of asian men standing around outside, tiny rooms?

Didn't someone say this about a place behind a hair salon a few blocks over?
Anyhow I think you are confusing 2 different places.

 

[beemer]

Didn't someone say this about a place behind a hair salon a few blocks over?
Anyhow I think you are confusing 2 different places.

I have been to that place (can't think of the name) , parking out back, 2 massage rooms at the back of a loud salon and there were a few Asian guys hanging around the few times I went there.
When I have been to No. 1 massage I go to the front and have never seen anyone hanging around.

 

[Deleted member 72001]

I have been to that place (can't think of the name) , parking out back, 2 massage rooms at the back of a loud salon and there were a few Asian guys hanging around the few times I went there.
When I have been to No. 1 massage I go to the front and have never seen anyone hanging around.

Was that H&H? Behind PV Hair 98?

 

[beemer]

Was that H&H? Behind PV Hair 98?

I believe that is the place