review: Emily and Katie @ Lexa

[neoplop]

Dont mind me, just doing a little housecleaning and thought I'd add an updated review of 2 of Toronto's best MPAs.... I've seen Katie and Emily separately on occasions, and also as a duo. If you have never had a duo, they will ruin you. Not recommended for anyone with a heart condition, its a non-stop blur of nakedness, and you need a scorecard to keep track of who is doing what to whom.

If you havent had the pleasure, do not expect silicone enhanced barbie dolls. They are both adorably generous and wonderful girl with great curves, and Katie has OUTSTANDING breasts that simply make you want to stare and applaud because they are all natural mounds of perfection.

Hint: dont try to haggle and negotiate, pay for the bodyslide, shower and scrub all your dirty places, treat them like ladies and not a pincushion, and you will do very well on the YMMV scale (all within B-chain rules of course).

Attitude - 10/10
Massage - what massage?
Slide - 9/10
Release - 9.9/10
Menu - yes
Fee - $40 Door each per half hour + $60 BS each per half hour

That's my one pet peeve... I only occupied one room, but I had to pay two door fees (one per girl). WTF?

Individually they each have their own unique style, both enjoyable, both memorable, but in different ways. Emily is a non-stop bundle of hormones, and by the time everyone is done and the dust settles, you feel like you just ran a marathon, and you have to put the room back together and find where all the clothes were thrown. Katie is more subdued, the session is a more orderly trading of favors with a definite sequence, at least until she gets properly stimulated at which point its like she hasnt had a man for 2 years and is going to take it all out on you in the remaining 15 minutes.

Both are very down-to-earth girls and the perfect example of how sessions really do get better with familiarity and repeated visits.

 

[Donnie]

MM,

I totally agree with everything you wrote! Having seen both girls many times seperately and together, I cherish my experiences and memories with these two gems.

The only thing I needed to bring with me to a double session with these two, aside from an oxygen tank & mask, was a stiff after-massage triple drink!
Frozen vodka right from the freezer. Mmm!

Every single time these girls would leave me breathless!

If you get a chance, live a little and see these two Lexa Stars before they won't see you. They'll be gone.

Then you've lost out!

Al Cohol

 

[JoshuaEvanss]

Have seen both these lovely ladies separtely - never together as a duo. Your review inspires me to book a session - dont know though if I can match up with these two top notch ladies...I might regret my decision if I fall short. But what the hell!

 

[Smurfetta]

I was told the same thing, will like to try, but Katie seems not working lately? anyone can confirm that??

 

[BLONDEDAGO]

Does anyone have a link of pictures of Katie and Emily? I'm thinking of booking an appointment but I'm a little worried about the size factor.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I have seen Emily a couple of times and really like her. Lexa is much further away for me than Star - hence I have not seen Katie since she stopped coming to Gemini. Would love to see them together - but then seems it might be better to see them separately. A duo sounds exciting but maybe a bit too much of an indulgence as far as I am concerned

 

[Shae]

oh its worth it!...its worth the drive/ttc/walk/crawl whatever you gotta do to get there!