Review: FBSM with BP Alyssa

[adam/penny]

Date: Late June 2011
Provider: Alyssa
Phone: 832-768-5665
Email Address: -
URL / Website: http://houston.backpage.com/BodyRubs/10700065
City: Houston
State: Texas
Address: Near Westheimer and Dunvale
Appointment Type: Incall
Activities: Rub n' Tug
Session Length: 25 min
Fee: 120
Hair Length and Color: Long light brown and platinum.
Age: 40+?
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: Short, fat, sagging boobs (100% sure not MM)
Recommendation: No

 

[cookingkay1955]

Thanks for the TOFTT. Are the pictures of her. Are they accurate?

 

[cannot_remember_chit]

The pictures are her, no question. I guess I found her less attractive than I hoped based on the pictures. I would call them very flattering, but I don't fault her for using them.

 

[quizzard123]

Wow, hate to think I was responsible for this (I posted the first review). My goal was to give a VERY cautious 'yes' recommendation. There was a lot I didn't like about the session and I would agree with a lot of what you said. The FBSM part left a lot to be desired. That bed she has just doesn't work. She is short and curvy (some may even call it fat) but I thought she was pretty cute (eye of the beholder, right). I thought we tatas were prolly bolt on. But a second opinion never hurts. For the hour session I think I was out in about 45. Maybe business is picking up and she's trying for a higher turnover rate. After reading your review she went from a 'maybe see again' to 'will never see again'. Sorry for your bad time and for my part in it.

 

[Meabh]

Well I figured we might just have had different experiences. In retrospect I never should have seen her because I didn't find the pics all that attractive to begin with. But I'd had a lot of bad luck with attitude lately so I really wanted someone with a good one. Unfortunately she didn't, at least for me. YMMV

 

[Beverly (Bea)]

Thanks for the intel guys.

 

[Paul F]

This is why I gave each new lady a first and last name. There's now 2 Alyssa's floating around, one with my good review and good reviews in the past. Now this lady, who looks familiar to me but can't place her, with a bad review. It takes solid research to make sure you see the RIGHT girl. I know there's a couple of Holly's, Amy's, Brook's, Cindy's, and others with the same name. The casual hobby guy may not do his homework and get burned in the process. Do your research guys. Lady's, try to distinguish yourselves so you don't lose biz thanks to an "imposter".
Billy
The Wildflower Group
"Two names are better than one."

 

[KatieLyyn]

Your business model was sueforum.xxx, Billy, and we miss you.