Review: Jordan@lagoon

[Eddie]

A friend and me went to pub nite at York University last night and decided to go for a release afterwards. Wanted to check HFH but was closed. Went to the one beside WAGG but it was also closed. Stopped by TLC but nothing looked to good. So, we decided to make the trek to the Lagoon. Even after all the bad reviews I still went.
Anyways got to the Lagoon and asked for a nude reverse. The receptionist told me to have a sit for a few minutes. There was a hot black girl sitting in the waiting room and I asked the receptionist why we couldn't pick our girl? She said normally you could but not when it's busy, Whatever! So finally, after about 10 minutes of waiting the receptionist leads me to the room, tells me to take a shower and the MPA will be in shortly. I took my shower and waited. The MPA walks in and gets right down to business. She rubs my back for five minutes tells me to turn over rubs my legs for five then goes straight to the goods. Very mechanical. All in all, the best part of the massage was, the massage. Would I repeat?? Hell no!!! But I shouldn't have gone in the first place after reading all the reviews. Next massage is definitely gonna be at HFH, I'm gonna hold out for Giselle.

Looks: 4/10
massage: 6/10
release: 3/10

 

[mechvegas]

Ahhhhhhh the dreaded pub night. Pub nights have always been responsible for generating tons of late night MP business. Next time you go to a pub night and leave all horny, do yourself a favour and just go home and jerk off.

There is nothing worse than the impulse MP visit. Many a horny student have been burned by the drunken impulse visits before.

 

[nonya]

All in all, the entire adult entertainment industry would suffer greatly if we all had the "logical thinking and inner fortitude" to just go home and pull the goalie!! But you know how it is..when you're loaded....the brain gets bypassed! I love being a guy!!

 

[michael c]

Sorry,
Let me rephrase that...i meant "loaded" as in "the gun is loaded", not as in "drunk.." I can see how it reads that way....lol.