REVIEW: Jordan @ SRM

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Hello Fellow massageplanet.netites:

This story actually starts a couple of weekends ago, the afternoon I went to see Natalia. As regular readers will know, SRM has a "hot new weekend receptionist", by the name of Jordan...

Well, as Cy Sperling from Hairclub for Men used to say: "I'm not only the hairclub president, I'm also a client...."

In this case Jordan would say, "I'm not only the SRM receptionist, but I'm also an MPA...."

The first time I met Jordan I was impressed with how friendly and outgoing she was, and being the pervert I am I also checked out her tight jeans and top, which were nicely filled out... HE,HE

I noted her black rimmed glasses, which turned me on, coz you always have to watch out for the ones in glasses and when I confirmed that the tattoo on her lower back was not just ANY dragon but BRUCE LEE's dragon symbol.... well, that's all I needed to hear...

Since then I've been anxiously awaiting Jordan's arrival on the schedule, today being the first day.... Anyway, I decided to blow off work for a couple of hours in the afternoon, coz I felt I deserved it, and after my usual warm greeting at the door from Joy, I settled into the Golf room...

Jordan entered a few minutes later minus the glasses but wearing a tight black dress, which IL immediately approved of. She gave me a nice warm hug and thanked me for booking an appointment with HER....

The ironic part about all of this is that IL FINALLY got a chance to see a "real" Indian, coz Jordan is actually a native Canadian, originally from out west... She looks quite "Asian" in the face, and I'd bet most people mistake her for Chinese....

Jordan is not a "hardbody" like Serena, and I'd have to guesstimate her age at 30ish, although I'd be the first to admit it's always hard to tell and I'm not good at guessing...

Anyway, we settled into a routine and she asked if there were any areas in particular I'd like her to work on, to which I responded no... I just let Jordan do her thing, and while she's no RMT the massage felt nice and firm...

I of course asked to massage her, and she asked for lotion... I kept thinking to myself: "It rubs the lotion on her skin", but fortunately didn't say anything, coz not everybody has seen Silence of the Lambs or would appreciate that type of grim humor...

All the while Jordan was very friendly, very talkative and we discussed many different topics, without getting creepy personal.
Sometimes driving home I've wondered how much of a "show" the MPA has put on, but I definitely did NOT feel that way with Jordan...... She's very direct and down to earth, and told me point blank that she enjoys massage, so full marks for personality and attitude...

During the main event there was lots of teasing, smiling and eye contact. Mr. Happy enjoyed her touch very much, along with his "friends" (lol) and I hadn't realized that Native Canadians also speak Russian fluently... She also introduced Mr. Happy to the upper thighs, and took great interest in the large MIRRORS on the wall.... God, I love "starring" in my own films, and from certain angles Jordan looked like Dale Evans (Roy Rogers partner) if you know what I mean !

Giddy Up ... LOL

It always amazed me how genuinely interested most MPA's are in watching the actual release, and I made sure to put on a good show when the time came....... er, arrived....

Overall, Jordan is a very nice addition to the SRM crew, and I wish her all the best.... With her wonderful personality and fantastic attitude I don't see why she won't be successful, especially with all her other "hidden" attributes that a gentleman wouldn't share...

The only disappointment is that she didn't wear her glasses, but next time when I book I'll make a special request, so we can play "Naughty Librarian....."

Face: 7.75/10

Body: 8.0/10

Massage: 8.0/10

Release: 9.0/10

Personality: 10/10

Attitude: 10/10

Mileage: 8.5/10

Fun Factor: 9.0/10

Repeat: yes, and next time I'll request the glasses ;-)

Have Fun,

Ciao

 

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I think you made a fine decision. A lot of these girls probably have problems with guys who like them a little too much and that would have been a REALLY creepy thing to say.