Review: Krystal @ SRM

[abdolzo]

OK, OK...

There are lots of reviews of this sweet young thing, so I don't need to go into great detail.

Appearance: 2/10 short, fat, ugly
Attitude: 1/10 cold as a fish
Highs: none
Lows: too many to mention

Tatoos: none
Piercings: oh ya, hidden
Pics on site: horribly retouched
Duration: 1 hour BS
Repeat: never, ever again

They don't come any worse than this guys. Stay away at all costs.

Seriously though... had my world rocked today. Proposed marriage. She says I need to get a ring. Shopping tomorrow. Arguably the most erotic experience I've had in years. Really.

My second great experience at SRM and I intend to repeat. But probably not until tomorrow!

 

[slt]

I was just about ready to ask for whatever you were smoking.

I have seen Krystal twice now, the lastest being last Thursday. She is absolutely incredible. I don't even know why I bother to look elsewhere now, as I know I will not find anyone who can top her.

Errr, I mean...umm...yeah, what Stoo said. Ugly, smelly, major attitude problem...look elsewhere, boys.

 

[Lance R]

Stoo,
Would you think twice before marrying her?
If you marry her, you don't get to repeat your experience and you would also deprive everyone else the chance.

 

[MDX 0601]

Oh ya. I forgot that I married my ex because she won a banana eating contest at the Brunswick House years ago. It seemed like a good idea at the time. Thanks Roadrunner. You might have saved me...

I guess I'll need to go back to see Krystal again to discuss my concerns...

 

[Hooch Monster (suspended)]

For the first time someone takes my advice seriously. Thank you Stoo, you've made my day.

 

[haleybear]

Your review of this dame is so confusing. I am hoping it was done tongue in cheek. Otherwise it makes no sense.

 

[Pompal 09.]

chubbs, you need more coffee.
That was a very funny review Stoo.

 

[great gig in the sky]

Krystal, you say?? Hmmm, My have to give thatone a try one of these days... Interesting review though!!!

 

[Pauline]

Brunswick House! - Holy crap that takes me back!


Big Ben

 

[mktmonitor]

A fine establishment wasn't it.

And yes, Chubbs, my toungue was in my cheek... no moss growing on you!

Stoo

 

[Dave]

OMG....the Brunny!!?? That does take a lot of us back apparantly. The most important thing I learned there was the fact that you ALWAYS made sure to order bottled beer and ensure that you were the one to open the cap! Otherwise, you took the risk of recycled beverages.

As for the more important topic, I haven't made it to SRM as of yet, but I think a visit is in order this week - any final recommendations??

 

[Brett E]

Had my first session with this most vaunted lady over the weekend. Everthing was as everyone noted, technically superb and friendly, however, no DATY, Digit, DFK, GFE, boobs too small for my liking (prefer at least a small C) the qualities that make me want to cum back time and time again.

Likely we just didn't click, but would nevertheless recommend for a better than average MPA experience.

 

[ALco.M]

After the first time i thought she was unreal....i guess that meant i better check her out again. Which i did...today. And yeah, she is for real.
She's incredible. I thought that about Tarah the 1st time, but not the second time (maybe she was having bad day?). Im glad i stumbled accross Krystal. Why go anywhere else is right. I just hope she doesnt get over booked.

She's all i look for in a woman. And excelent attitude!!
Maybe I'm still a little high after todays session.

 

[sheloves_dablues]

The brunny was crazy. The brunny is to blue jeans, what The Swimming Pool is to sleevless black t shirts. Do they still have that old lady there who sings songs while she's completely ripped?

 

[Krystyn H]

nuff said

 

[That guy]

Brunny = cheap beer

Yeah, I think the old lady still sings roll out the barrell.

 

[bianca]

She's still there. And they've renovated!

 

[LQ_MASSAGE]

I agree with Chubbs......tongue in cheek or not, there will be browsers who get the wrong idea after glancing at the first part of the review, and it could negatively impact your dream girl.
--Dr. Moe

 

[blue ribbon]

As a fairly nkotb, I've been reading more than posting, and it's interesting how a review of an MPA becomes a flashback of an old watering hole.
It's entertaining and funny, especially when the review is about someone we all know is a lot of fun to visit, and been reviewed umpteen times.....mmmm.....Krystal.
And the Brunswick???....Foggy memories!!!!
Cheers!!!

 

[~Tyeashia~]

I wonder how handsome and attractive is Stoo?. If he is, what is he doing at these SPAs?. He should be driving with hot girls!!
If he is ugly, fat, short and a jerk, you met your match guy.