Review: Layla @ Alphacare

[Pompal 09.]

With this new 5 post rule, I figure I might as well de-lurk myself.

It's late Friday nite and I'm feeling a little restless. The problem with it being past 10 is that choices become limited. What to do... what to do? I finally worked up the inertia to get dressed, get in my car and do the 25 minute drive to Alphacare. Good thing about it being late is that there little to no traffice on the 400.

Got there, went through the usual routine (I've been there once before): get buzzed in. Wait in the rumpus room until the bouncer guy shows up and then fork over the money.

BTW, why do they insist on showing bad porn on their tv? It's almost like advertising something they don't sell. It'd be like putting out brochures for BMW's at a Kia dealership.

Anyways,... tonite I get to be served by Layla. She's a cute little brunette, I'd say 5'-2" and very slim. Her picture on the website is pretty accurate. It took me sometime but I finally figured out that she looks something like the rich self-absorbed brunette character on That 70's Show.

I can't say her massage technique was lame but it wasn't good either. There wasn't any consistent pressure so I have to give her fair to middling marks for effort.

Then comes the finale. I opt for the BS and it's here that she redeems herself. She hops on top of the table and uses pretty much her whole torso to good effect.

Despite her attempts at conversation there wasn't really much of a connection. May be she's new or tired because she seemed to try but just wasn't able to come across as warm.

Would I see her again? If I was there again on another late night, may be. But, I wouldn't go out of my way to see her.

 

[stacielovve]

This is like the third Alphcare review I read today.

Did they put a new sign on the window?

 

[Curtis M]

do they have a web site??

 

[Abby A]

http://www.seealphacare.com/