Review: MPA w/Braces

[Macabre]

This is a review of the MP at the Wilmot plaza facing EBC, not leslie. It is on the corner down from Redbird.

One girl was available so took 1/2 hour option.

Girl had braces.

Starts off with a hard massage that would have been great had i wanted my body rubbed with sandpaper. Apparently some MPA's have rough hands. Not tough callused hands but the dry chaffing kind that feels like piano wire travelling the length of my body.

Girl had braces.

I try to make the best of it and take the nude option but the girl surprisingly seems to have enough rolls to run a bakery hidden underneath her dress.

Girl had braces.

Mr.Happy was getting really happy but immediately gets sad at the site of the stretch marks and loose flab =(
I get the 1/2 hour over with and leave vowing never to return.

AND HOLY CRAP THE GIRL HAD BRACES!!



looks:7 w/clothes 4.5 w/out

 

[Saxton Hardcastle]

Sounds like a nightmare.

A friend of mine had one that tops your story. This is second hand so I don't have much details on the location or the girl's name.

Somewhere on Denison behind the IBM building (NOT MO) he didn't know the name of the place but it was visible from Denison.

He walked in and saw a good looking asian girl at the counter. He didn't see the need to see the other girls so he picked her for his session. When she came in the room, she turned the lights down so low that he couldn't see anything. She asked him which option he wanted and he asked for N. All was going well until the flip when his hand ventured down to her stomach when he felt something strange. He said 'what the f*** is that?' and asked that the lights be turned on. Across her stomach was a big bandage with traces of blood seeping through. Apparently she just had surgery and the stitches were still fresh. He couldn't continue due to obvious reasons so he got dressed. He ended up paying her anyways as he was a goofball of a nice guy wondering how difficult her life was for her to work just after her surgery.

After that, I told him about massageplanet.net and advised him to do some research before going to another MP!

 

[John Doe 1st]

LMAO!!! It's like TOTAL RECALL horror!!


LOL!!

Yups Thank god for massageplanet.net.

 

[Bubbly!]

LMFAOOOOO

 

[Kheph]

Boomer_THC, so I guess DFK was out of the question !!! Sorry to hear that nothing worked out for you on this ocassion. Better luck next time (somewhere else) !!!

Flyingdgn, now that is a creepy story !!! When you said that your friend's hand ventured down and her felt something strange, for a moment, I thought the girl might have been a dude. But really, an experience like this can easily be classified as a nightmare.

 

[Rik]

Braces. AKA "Pecker Wreckers"

 

[shann]

Oh my good...and I thought I had had some bad MP experiences in my day. But nothing compares to these two stories. Thank the lord for massageplanet.net.

DrTroff

 

[?r??nn? :D]

the pain...the pain =**(

 

[HELP! i lost my keys!]

Hey Boomer_THC

Did she, by any chance, have braces?

 

[Very General]

Girl had braces...great writing!!

 

[smdiner]

have never seen an mpa with braces, yet have seen many who could use them.

 

[Coke D]

I have seen a girl with braces on one occasion.