Review of New Body

[the tax lady]

I've been to new body 5 times last year.
You can use $25 coupon from their web site.
If you don't find the girl you like, ask manager to bring more girls from another location.They will bring them within 10 minutes. No extra charge.
once inside room, girl ask you what do you want?
I don't agree their price until 30 min left.
And then negotiation is easier.
Sometimes they got nothing if I don't agree.
All i am losing is $25 and still I got massage and some touching.
My maximum was $80 and minimum was $50
Once I didn't get service and I did not pay.
That was worst day of my life.
She wasn't negotiable.
Anyway I like AB or SG better.

 

[Pompal 09.]

There is multiple ways of looking at this. If you left thinking that was fun, I can hardly wait to do it again, then you got value.

If you leave thinking you were taken for your money....well then move on to something else.

My words of wisdom are to not go with expectations. Almost everyone that has their day planned out in their mind ahead of time, leaves disappointed.

Most bar girls are going to want $100 for an hour and the hotel will charge you another $24. The difference is minimal and you had "great fun". Could you have talked them down? I would guess most likely, but the bottom line is you had "great fun".

 

[Courteney]

Hey Darsman, I have been mongering in CR for 6 years and am new to the TJ scene.

But me and everyone else can benefit from your Wisdom.

In CR all the rich gringo's ended up driving up the price over the years because we think with our...eh em... and not our brain!

I am as guilty as anyone, but your right - we all need to negotiate a little better.

And just throwing some spagetti against the fridge advice out to everyone - We don't have to be mean spirited or create an uncomfortable situation - we should all just reflect a moment or two before we enter a place and think about how we can negotiate down in a respectful manner that will benefit all Gringos, and also benefit the chicas if we jump on it.

Again, I am guilty as heck throwing money around but I am trying to improve (hence the Ticaun hotel this next trip!!!!).

Cheers and thanks too all this board...

 

[shabba]

That's too much money. Maximum should be $100 for an hour. $90 even better.
Economy is still shit, and not as many mongers in TJ due to violence. You need to learn to negotiate better.

 

[Herbie]

I was hoping you could give me some more info on Newbodys deals as we are heading down this week and are staying at the Ticuan just so we can walk over to the MP.

So who should I negotiate with - the middle aged fat lady at the hostess stand? And just ask for an $80 special inculding GFE.

Before, I just "took" the $135 all inclusive (of course I was lit up and didn't think about negotiating down).

But we are experimenting with saving money this trip and maximizing value while trying to fish a chica off the books for a seperate encounter the following night. Which is why we are headed down mid week.

Also, i noticed there is a $25 coupon on the Newbody Website - can you give some 411 on how that could help lower my price.

Cheers

 

[guRl]

You guys are overpaying. Ask for a "package" which should be about $80.00 for everything. Don't let anybody--cab driver, street person, etc.--take you to a MP. They get a commission and consequently the house is less likely to play let's make a deal.

On another site I posted more information about MPs. Including tips on using the line-up--instead of waiting until you're in the room--to size up the chica's personality and services she'll provide.

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At $40.00 for the room and $100.00 for the chica you're better off seeing an escort and getting a GFE session (which isn't the norm in MPs). Escort agencies have taken over the niche that Tijuana MPs once served.

 

[Willy]

yeah your right about the hit or miss. but still, i've def had my best expereinces in there. the rooms look like nice clean hotel rooms and they scream classy. I wish my spanish was better cause I'm sure it could really be used in there. It sucks that the taxi wont take you there directly. Not really sure why cause all the taxis will take you back to the border from there. I think they stay in business cause they have several other massage brothels. Cause i remember goin in once and they had 4 girls at the time. They simple had the girls get transported from their other locations.. man. that was a hot line up. man i wish they had that in america.

I wrote some mroea bout my expereince on the blog below.
http://shanghaisexadventures.blogspot.

 

[Katerina]

four of us partook in New Body back in October - two of stayed and two opted for cheaper SG and left for AB.

I personally liked the place, though it is expensive. It reminds me if the SL in CR. I love that place. Anywho...My understanding is that the Regular Taxi's (Orange) will not take you there. They get fined or something, so they tell you it's closed or they play dumb. The blue Taxi's take your there.

We each paid $135 for an hour for everything and it was good fun. I actually fished my gal for a later trip on the side. I agree some of the girls are pro's and some are real newbies. They all wear these cute Catholic School Girl outfits that look damn sexi. It is hit and miss, but there are at least 20 to choose from and they are trained in the GFE. In fact, I remember my gal was relieved that I wanted to use a cover LOL. My session ending up going 1 hour 3o minutes as I speak enough Spanish to have lots of laughs. Plan on going back in two weeks.

This place is prep'd and setup to host lots of fella's, but it is always vacant...I don't know who the chika's make any money working hear.

But this is my favorite thus far...

 

[mad hatter]

NEW BODY
Cost: $40 for massage and about another $80-$120 for the rest of the services.
Location: Calle 8va y Av D num 7903 Rampa Independencia Zona Centro. They have directions and a map to their place. Its off the main street a couple blocks so I recommend Taxi
Website: http://www.newbody.com.mx/

Review: When you go to this brothel it doesn't feel like a brothel at all. Theres a huge flatscreen tv playing a christmas tree. It's decorated very upscale with a friendly english speaking clerk. She calls the girls out. Normally the girls are a hit and miss. Sometimes their somewhat fat and sometimes you get that gem.

I remember two particular times I went down there. One girl looked like a perfect Penelope Cruz clone but younger and skinnier. Perfect. My type. I chose the Jacuzzi option and she told me I was her second ever customer. It wasn't the best service but I loved the naive feeling I got from it.

The second time I got a professional. She was probably a solid 7 on a scale of 1-10 but her service was a 10. She clearly knew how to seduce men cause the minute I got into the Jacuzzi she started to give me this lovely erotic lap dance. She got me so hot and heavy that I started to bang her like crazy in the Jacuzzi. After some erotic fucking I carried her to the bed and proceded to bang her till I collapsed. I remember I was so tired afterward I could barely walk. I also caught a cold afterward but man, it was worth it.

Oh I used their coupon once. Man it was ghetto but I saved. Yi yi