REVIEW: Seanna @ SRM

[Fierce]

http://www.royalspa.ca/ladies/seanna

One of my favourite Bugs Bunny cartoons is entitled "8 Ball Bunny." Bugs tries to help a lost little penguin get home, and thinking the penguin comes from the South Pole leads him on a return adventure. Of course, upon reaching the South Pole Bugs discovers the penguin is actually from Hoboken..... New Jersey.

One of the famous lines of dialogue is spoken half way through the cartoon, when a hobo tries to cook the little penguin.

" Penguins is practically chickens", the hobo tells us.

Now Seanna isn't Indian, but she's "practically" Indian coz her mother is from Iran, which as students of geography know is right next door to Pakistan, which of course was part of India proper until 1947.

Which also means if SRM hires a "practically Indian" MPA, it goes to reason that INDN_LOVER would be there soon enough, resist as I might.

As I didn't have much planned, I figured today was the day, and set off for SRM.

Seanna was in the middle of a session, so I waited on the couch and watched some crap on the big screen regarding Jann Arden. Blah, Blah, Blah. Who the fuck really cares....

After a short wait, I was led to the blue waterfall room, where I paid my $40 for a 30 minute session. I left another $80 out for a BS, coz INDN_LOVER goes big or stays home.

Within several minutes Seanna entered the room, and flashed me a cute smile. She was wearing a tight white bodysuit with black boots. Her hair was dyed a reddish colour, not black as the picture on the website would indicate.

If Christina is the "Italian girl next door" @ SRM, then Seanna is the "Iranian girl next door." I would describe her overall appearance as young and cute rather than beautiful. She told me she worked at Blue Lagoon before.

As a sidenote, I really hope the name Seanna is a coincidence and wasn't deliberately chosen to cash in on the departed Cyan's popularity. I don't think that's fair to Seanna, and quite frankly they're VERY different MPA's.

Anyway, I lay on the table and Seanna went to work, starting on my shoulders with oil. I have to say, she has a nice touch, and "positive energy flows from her fingers" as Ashley once said about my massage skills. She's had a little bit of training and her technique was OK, but there was virtually no teasing. Seanna worked down my legs even massaged my feet, which is always a nice surprise.

I of course took the opportunity to reverse, and Seanna made all the appreciative noises one would expect. LOL

Seanna's personality is outgoing and bubbly, and she asked me lots of questions about this and that. Conversation was never forced and I have to give her high marks on making me comfortable and overall personality. Eye contact was regular and friendly throughout.

The only criticism I have is that she's a "gum chewer" which can be quite distracting.

When it was time for "my turn" I climbed back on the table and Seanna started the BS portion of our session. My Happy of course wanted to say hi to her breasts and did so throughout the BS. Seanna gave me regular smiles but didn't really say much.

IE> no dirty talk or encouragement.

Unfortunately, I can't really say there was much heat during the BS. I NEVER push the girls for mileage, coz when a girl offers up various parts of her body it comes across as sensual and sincere. Let's just say things weren't really offered, but due to Seanna's small stature she was able to cuddle up close during the release, which felt nice.

After I finished, clean up was.... well, she passed me a box of KLEENEX and hopped off to jump in the shower....

OOPS.... JOY: Please teach this girl QUICK !

Actually, I'd send ALL MPA's to Monica at Utopia for clean up training. Monica's cloth is always exactly the right temperature and wetness, she's thorough, and performs this small service with a smile.

It's not as if "our manness" is nuclear waste.

Overall, I'd say Seanna is a cute, friendly girl with some MPA potential, given enough time and some constructive pointers. These would include teasing, and knowing when and how to turn up the heat. I'm not saying Seanna should do things she feels uncomfortable doing but heat can take on various forms such as dirty talk or perhaps her touching herself.

SRM has plenty of good teachers on this front.

As for me, Valentines Day is coming up, and you KNOW who INDN_LOVER will be spending it with

Massage: 8.25/10

Teasing: 6.0/10

Face: 7.75/10

Body: 7.75/10

Attitude: 8.5/10

Personality: 9.0/10

Mileage: 6.0/10

Fun Factor: 7.0/10

Repeat: Maybe down the road

Does MPA engage in head games? NO

 

[mudpuppie_80]

Hey brother,

Forget brown fever, you got the mother fuckin brown plague.

Keep rockin in the free world my main man.

 

[Luke T]

LMFAO

Too bad there ain't no cure !

I remember being told I was just going through a phase...

.... that was 20 years ago !

 

[student]

As my friend Shenthuran says "Once you go brown, you'll never frown"

 

[livelovebhappy]

I am hoping that doesn't refer to rim jobs, or maybe thats a good thing.

Nice Review IL !!!

I was sort of hoping that a review was forthcoming shortly before I tried the new talent, kinda glad it was you that wrote the review. I enjoyed the reference to the Penguin episode, that is one of my favourites as well.

VBB

 

[anthony f]

Mariah who was at SRM for a short while did that to me to. It was a strange feeling because during the session we were really close... including a nice kiss to end the session. She wasn't distant at all during the session except for that moment. I guess some girls don't like touching "strange men's" cum...

 

[~abby~]

It's funny Jack, but I've never really been handed "the box" before, and I guess that's why I remembered it.... although I HAVE been handed a DRY facecloth.

You know, all HARD and SCRATCHY...

Some girls are better at clean up than others, but I've never had an MPA so obviously shy away from it.

Hell, with a couple of the top MPA's, we've laid there chatting after the release, with "it" everywhere. I survived and apparently so did they, so "it" can't be that big a deal !

 

[Disabled Vietnam Veteran]

Actually Mitch, this review went VERY quickly. I was done in less than one hour, but hey, you guys are WORTH it and my purpose is to entertain as well as inform

 

[Imma Tater]

I'm glad it sounds like Seanna has potential. Maybe I'll wait a bit but will definitely check this girl out after the good crew a t SRM have had a chance to instruct her a bit in some of the fine points.

She looks great in her pics.

 

[iluvaaron<3]

Seanna's a cute girl Remo, but she's a bit more average looking than her picture would suggest. Like Tamara @ the BChain, the camera has add a "full point" or so to the score.

That said, with her upbeat personality and decent massage skills I'm sure she'll do well with a little more instruction.

Hell, some of the BEST MPA's in the business work at SRM including Mya, Sophie and Nikki, so she has plenty of tutors.

I'll be interested to read reviews several months from now.

 

[jayfinley2001]

Hey, I'm glad Seanna's busy Mitch.

She's there to make money, and I can't imagine sitting around for 12 hours with ZERO clients would be too much fun.

I just wanted to let the "brotherhood" know what they were getting themselves into before putting down their hard earned cash.

I'll be interested to read more Seanna reviews over the next couple of months, to hear how she progresses as an MPA.

The more exotic girls seem to do very well at SRM for whatever reason. Micron asked me to keep an eye out for Indian girls at other spas and maybe "turn them to the Dark Side." LOL

The most obvious choice was Lana @ Tropical Spa in Brampton, and I told Lana she'd make a fucking mint at SRM. This was maybe 5 months ago, when Cyan and Nina were still at SRM. Now she'd have a free run of the place coz her only "Indian competition" would be Mya, who of course generally works weekdays and NO weekends.

I'm not sure if Lana's still in the biz or not...

 

[sunk1stxo]

Micron or IL should hang out at Ryerson......there's a boatload of hot indian girls there.....I can't concentrate in my nightclass there.

 

[Ramin]

i was under the impression it was pronounced ( sh-on-na) like jean as in jean claude.....

 

[ralphus]

HMMM...

You know what, I pronounced it like "SEE ANNA" to the receptionist and wasn't corrected... maybe she was just being polite

I know I'm a little slow, but wouldn't you just spell SHAWNA like well.... SHAWNA ???

 

[Russ]

Hmm, IL you had me scratching my head when you said her name was so close to Cyan's. I assumed it was pronounced as in Shawna as Sean in a guys name is pronounced that way and the 'na' at the end gives the feminine. Then I figured you must know so I was trying to figure out the actual pronounciation and had decided it was likely shyanna or shayanna or something like that to get it similar to Cyan. Now I'm more confused than I started. Maybe it is just like Shawna. Does anyone know for sure?

 

[stingray]

I would have to agree w/indn_lover!! She's quite a rookie, but has potential. The black would have really made her stand out IMHO. Now she has coloured her hair brown, she's looks quite typical....every girl has coloured hair!! Anyways, there's my 2 cents!!

 

[Lynn Bodoni]

She's a sweet kid.

Would definitely repeat.

Massage: 8.75 (nice touch as others have said)

Overall appearance: 8

Personality: 8 (she's a sweet kid)

Fun factor: 8

Maybe not one for the high mileage crowd, but for anyone who likes the young, natural cutie-type girl.

The Leafs (when they decide to play again) should get a GM like Micron. She definitely knows how to put together an all-star line-up.

 

[javon]

Thanks for posting your thoughts Mudd Stuffin... Sounds like Seanna has another fan , which is always a good thing for a new MPA

Oh... and can ANYBODY actually confirm how her name is pronounced ?!?!

 

[dave d]

Whomever booked me over the phone pronounced it 'See-anna'

When she said it, all my senses were keyed in on what cute young lady she was. She could have said her name was Shaquille and it wouldn't have phased me.