Review

[AlissaPie]

I want to start by saying that Passions Spa is a really nice looking place, clean with nice rooms and everything.

I met Candy, she's an attractive girl, but she has a slightly difficult accent to understand. I got showered and it started.

Anyways, she gave a fairly decent (but short massage) followed by a SHORT CBJ. Basically, it was so short that the fella was only half awake, so while he was only half awake, she climbed aboard. I stopped and immediately she asked if I was done...I'm like, uhhh no, I haven't even gotten to the point where I can start yet. Can you continue the CBJ a little longer? I think she misunderstood and started a CHJ...which got me thinking "Shit, a CHJ might rip a hole in the damned cover". So, I'm starting to worry about the structural integrity of the cover, she climbs onboard again and I stop and again I'm asked if I'm done. Maybe I should have asked if she could spare another wrapper, but instead she says she'll finish with a HJ and that's all she wrote.

$240 later and exactly 32 minutes, I'm out the door. That includes two showers...actually three, she grabbed a shower as well. When it was my turn to shower the second time, I knew it was nowhere near an hour and took an extra long shower, when I got out, the room was already turned over and the sheets were on a pile on the ground. I tried to initiate some sort of conversation to extend it...but got basically nothing but short answers.

Repeat? Take a guess.

Edit: Keep in mind, there's TWO Candy's in Edmonton, this one at Passion Spa and another at Legends, don't associate this review with the wrong Candy. Crazy, two ladies in Edmonton with the same name.

 

[Uncle Jez]

that you try other studios that have better reputation - you may have to drive further out from the southside, but you'll get farther "mileage" if you just do a little research and a little driving...

 

[Cat_possum]

This must be nominated for one of the worst sessions so far in 2010.