Reviews: perla/pure, seduction and more

[imthedude]

No one is disputing that he has the right and the freedom to be a subhuman piece of shit.

 

[Woody Womb Pecker]

Subhuman? Hmmm, that sure sounds like a racist comment to me!

 

[imthedude]

Ok

 

[AnassRhamar]

Hey, long time reader, first time poster here. I've seen a recent uptick in the amount of informative reviews and thought it was time I share some of the knowledge I've acquired.

To maximize the benefits of a site like this, you unfortunately have to come to terms with the amount of pure, unadulterated nonsense that will get posted. Spend two minutes on this board and you know exactly what I mean. Thankfully, you can choose to ignore the garbage (do not engage) and glean what you can from the sane posters. Hopefully like-minded individuals can continue in creating good quality content and resources.

On my rankings of face/body: those are of course subjective. Hopefully you can identify a MPA that you recognize and figure out where your own personal preferences lie. I've also found glancing at other reviews of an attendant and looking for the consistent themes is the most reliable way to gather info. When it comes to service, YMMV as you often hear, and for what it is worth I am relatively young, good looking, well-kept, and perhaps most importantly I am polite, straightforward, and not cheap. Service can vary and you'll read/hear that everybody does everything and it will be up to you to suss out the nonsense from the reality - but I tried to indicate my experience with the relative difficulty of achieving said service level.

Premier - Perla/Pure

Sophia - Saw her quite a while ago, but to confirm some of the earlier reviews about her - she has a unique look, I considered her attractive enough but can see it from both views. Good body, open service, but would not repeat.

Face - 6.5
Body - 7.5
Service - BJ, FS - super easy
Repeat - No

Jennifer - Personally I didn't quite relate to the rave reviews she got. Certainly very personable and accommodating, but older than I'd thought and not good looking enough to make up for it.

Face - 6
Body - 7.5
Service - BJ, FS - standard
Repeat - No

Carla - Deserves her reputation IMO. Hot, great ass and body overall. Fun personality and willing to service (although if she doesn't know you at all from what I've read YMMV on whether it takes multiple visits)

Face - 8.5
Body - 9
Service - BJ, FS - YMMV
Repeat - Yes

Nina - I've seen her both before and after the noted weight loss. I found her body much sexier beforehand with a fullness to it and perhaps more overall energy to boot. But she's still cute facially either way, one time the sensuality was there and the other it wasn't, although the service didn't vary.

Face - 8.5
Body - 8 (now)
Service - BJ, FS - standard, perhaps slightly more $
Repeat - Yes if nothing else lined up

Ariel - Haven't seen her for ages, long enough that my review may be outdated to be honest. But she has a full, sexy body and as you may have read is on the older end of the scale.

Face - 7
Body - 7
Service - BJ, FS - super super easy
Repeat - Have never, but have tried a few times and she was booked up

Vivian - A little old for my liking. Massive ass might have been more awkward than anything. Very friendly and accommodating but sensuality felt businesslike to me.

Face - 7
Body - 6.5
Service - BJ, FS - standard
Repeat - No

Mia - Very pretty. Slimmer body with a nice round ass. Definitely understand the reviews that say she is relatively restrictive but that wasn't the case for me. She told me she doesn't do it often, which in this business of course can be complete lip service, but other reviews seem to corroborate this.

Face - 9.5
Body - 8
Service - BJ, FS - difficult
Repeat - Yes

Sienna - A little cold, but warmed up later. Plain face and ass not as good as the pictures made it out to be.

Face - 7
Body - 7
Service - BJ - difficult
Repeat - No

Amber - Facially pretty cute. Nice body with a plump ass. A lot of energy which was good for the first visit, but got a bit weird in later ones with some of the stuff she was saying (making fun of other clients...which may have said more about her). Great fuck though.

Face - 8
Body - 8.5
Service - BJ, FS - standard
Repeat - I did, but wouldn't anymore

June - Not bad looking. OK body but with an asian ass. Definitely will accommodate you with service and spurts of sensuality but it was poorly and inconsistently feigned.

Face - 7
Body - 7
Service - BJ, FS - easy
Repeat - no

Jasmin - Once upon a time she would have ranked very highly for me in terms of looks. She put on some weight, got a whole bunch of surgery, and also has never provided a comparable level of service. Still bubbly as fuck though if that's enough for you. I would personally stay away

Face - 6
Body - 6
Service - "MPA limits" - impossible
Repeat - no

Katie - She's great although her legend has probably outgrown her reality. Hot, but not the hottest, although that certainly would fall under the subjective lens and I understand some of the other reviewers' comments here. Friendly and good service. Probably not worth the hassle of actual trying to book her though.

Face - 9
Body - 9.5
Service - BJ, FS - standard
Repeat - probably won't get the chance

Vanessa - Older than I prefer, mediocre at best in terms of looks IMO, service compliant of course (most of them are...)

Face - 6.5
Body - 6.5
Service - BJ, FS - standard
Repeat - No

Kourtney - Pretty facially, nice body. Accommodating with respect to service but I personally felt something lacking in terms of sensuality.

Face - 8
Body - 8
Service - BJ, FS - standard
Repeat - no

Seduction

Juliet - I don't really understand some of her reviews. They seem to be so drastically different from my own opinion that I feel like maybe I should give her another chance. Found her on the low end facially compared to Premier. Fun ass to pound (but only mediocre body overall) and good personality however.

Face - 6
Body - 7
Service - BJ, FS - standard
Repeat - no

Blair - Solid face albeit large nose. Amazing, IG level body. Sensuality is pretty low however.

Face - 7.5
Body - 9.5
Service - BJ, FS - standard
Repeat - No

Adrianna - Saw her when she was at premier. Back then she was good looking facially, definitely with a fuller frame - massive ass and tits. Apparently she has had weight fluctuations and I don't know where she stands in that respect now but for me, back then, she was just on the limit of being able to handle it. Crazy as the reviews say. Service level was open even back then but nowadays I would stay away realizing the extent of everything. Fun is next level if you want it.

Face - 7.5
Body - 8
Service - BJ, FS - easy
Repeat - No

In Memoriam - MPAs no longer on the scene but that I remember fondly and may help some people calibrate my preferences

Avah @ Premier - Found her to be very pretty facially. Boobs were meh but that ass was incredible. Seemed to have a reputation for being a bit cold but for me it was always a lot of fun.

Face - 9.5
Body - 8 (but dat ass was a 10)

Rosalie @ Premier - What a beauty. Would be out of place in today's scene for her restrictive limits but one of the few that I would repeat even knowing what I would (or would not) get.

Face - 9.5
Body - 9.5

Nicole @ Premier - Sexy, sensual. Only repeated once and I regret it.

Face - 9
Body - 9.5

Awesome reviews man!

 

[snoopdoggie]

No one is disputing that he has the right and the freedom to be a subhuman piece of shit.

You and BostonMan don't understand much. You talk like 12 year old kids. Just because someone wants to interact with his own kind, doesn't make him/her a racist, nor does he/she have a dislike of a different race.

 

[Flatulent Fox]

You and BostonMan don't understand much. You talk like 12 year old kids. Just because someone wants to interact with his own kind, doesn't make him/her a racist, nor does he/she have a dislike of a different race.

Why would you only want to interact with your own kind unless you dislike other races? Also, he didn't know she was half Black until after the fact, so he had no problem with her appearance, just her race after he eventually found out. Also, he literally said the idea of seeing a half Black girl grosses him out. If that's not racist, what is?

 

[Boston Man Chowder]

Why would you only want to interact with your own kind unless you dislike other races? Also, he didn't know she was half Black until after the fact, so he had no problem with her appearance, just her race after he eventually found out. Also, he literally said the idea of seeing a half Black girl grosses him out. If that's not racist, what is?

Exactly! But you're trying to reason with a middle-aged loser who calls himself a dog but heehaws like a jackass.

 

[luvnewpussy]

I dont like katie because shes not pretty = preference ..I dont like Katie because her ass is too big = preference
Interacting with your own kind =preference
and a bit shallow ..now saying you have a disgust towards a person because of there heritage = racist..

That's like me saying ..
I used to like your mom but I found out shes Jewish and I dont like her anymore = racist

Dont cover it up with the preference bullshit
Own your racism or change your twisted stereotype views .

 

[imthedude]

You and BostonMan don't understand much. You talk like 12 year old kids.

Yes, because even a child could understand this, you pissant. If you 'prefer' to interact with your own race, you are 'averse' to interacting with people outside your own race. There simply isn't any way to dodge this while being intellectually honest, but that's never been a handicap of yours...

 

[snoopdoggie]

Why would you only want to interact with your own kind unless you dislike other races? Also, he didn't know she was half Black until after the fact, so he had no problem with her appearance, just her race after he eventually found out. Also, he literally said the idea of seeing a half Black girl grosses him out. If that's not racist, what is?

You still don't understand. Just because seeing a half black girl grosses him out, doesn't mean he has hate towards her. That's all I have to say. I'm not going to keep lecturing you people until I'm blue in the face.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Yes, because even a child could understand this, you pissant. If you 'prefer' to interact with your own race, you are 'averse' to interacting with people outside your own race. There simply isn't any way to dodge this while being intellectually honest, but that's never been a handicap of yours...

Read my reply to fox. The same goes for you. He has the freedom to choose whoever he wants to interact with. If he likes white people more than black people, it doesn't mean he's racist. If you say you only want to see a massage girl with big tits, for example, then does that mean you hate girls with small tits? You guys do this all the time on this board. Why do you prefer one girl over another just by the way she looks? Then you are racist in a way. It's not her fault if her looks are different from what you prefer.

 

[imthedude]

He literally said that he found her attractive and charming and was put off by the knowledge of her ancestry. And honestly, if you can't see anything racist with the metric of "You should be at least this white if you want to talk to me", I don't know what to say.

 

[Flatulent Fox]

You still don't understand. Just because seeing a half black girl grosses him out, doesn't mean he has hate towards her. That's all I have to say. I'm not going to keep lecturing you people until I'm blue in the face.

Good, now maybe you can use your newfound free time to write some reviews.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Good, now maybe you can use your newfound free time to write some reviews.

That was a wasted response. Why don't you write a review, and make yourself useful?

 

[Flatulent Fox]

That was a wasted response. Why don't you write a review, and make yourself useful?

Here you go, just from this summer:

Jamie @ Seduction

Jamie at Seduction, a Lazyboy review

She's awesome! This has been a Lazyboy review.

massageplanet.net

Kelly @ S9

Kelly @ s9

Have anyone seen Kelly. Thinking on paying a visit tmr

massageplanet.net

Giaa @ Seduction

Giaa @ Seduction? Crazy Hot if real

Never had a reason to doubt their pics but she looks way too good to be true. On the fence about taking the plunge based on pics alone http://seductionspa.ca/Profile/giaa/

massageplanet.net

Kali @ Seduction

Kali @ Seduction

I'll make it brief. Pics are legit she is a really slim athletic girl who probably actually has a 23-24 inch waist (I didn't have a measuring tape to confirm). Nice face and is a lighter skinned or mixed indian girl. She has a moderate amount of ink but she looked good with it but she is very...

massageplanet.net

Jessi @ Seduction

Jessi @ Seductions

Suprised no one has mentioned her. Jessi is a persian with died blonde hair. Very nice body and speaks english quite well. No tattoos I really noticed and has a pretty face. She has experience and gave a great bbbj and fs. Didn't partake in the massage and jumped in right into the fun...

massageplanet.net

Vivian @ Seduction

New Talent at Seduction

They seem to be on a hiring binge. Yet still no reviews. I'm interested in these 3. Vivian http://seductionspa.ca/Profile/vivian/ Summer http://seductionspa.ca/Profile/summer/ Sophia http://seductionspa.ca/Profile/sophia/

massageplanet.net

Sarah @ Seduction

TOFTT Sarah @ Seduction

I saw Sarah at Seduction a few weeks ago. I had an appointment with another girl, but there were bylaw officers there when I showed up, my girl got spooked and took off, and Sarah was the only one available afterwards. Apparently she used to be a receptionist there, but I didn't recognize her...

massageplanet.net

Salma @ Premier

Salma@perla/premier review

Hey everyone, so Finally I visited perla spa. This is my first time in premier rooster. I must say the decorations and all looks so nice. Hands down the best I have seen so far. Anyway coming to review. Me and my buddy went there around 1am and had to wait for 10 min and then finally 3 girls...

massageplanet.net

(Damn, I go to Seduction a lot!)

Now show us yours.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Here you go, just from this summer:

Jamie @ Seduction

Jamie at Seduction, a Lazyboy review

She's awesome! This has been a Lazyboy review.

massageplanet.net

Kelly @ S9

Kelly @ s9

Have anyone seen Kelly. Thinking on paying a visit tmr

massageplanet.net

Giaa @ Seduction

Giaa @ Seduction? Crazy Hot if real

Never had a reason to doubt their pics but she looks way too good to be true. On the fence about taking the plunge based on pics alone http://seductionspa.ca/Profile/giaa/

massageplanet.net

Kali @ Seduction

Kali @ Seduction

I'll make it brief. Pics are legit she is a really slim athletic girl who probably actually has a 23-24 inch waist (I didn't have a measuring tape to confirm). Nice face and is a lighter skinned or mixed indian girl. She has a moderate amount of ink but she looked good with it but she is very...

massageplanet.net

Jessi @ Seduction

Jessi @ Seductions

Suprised no one has mentioned her. Jessi is a persian with died blonde hair. Very nice body and speaks english quite well. No tattoos I really noticed and has a pretty face. She has experience and gave a great bbbj and fs. Didn't partake in the massage and jumped in right into the fun...

massageplanet.net

Vivian @ Seduction

New Talent at Seduction

They seem to be on a hiring binge. Yet still no reviews. I'm interested in these 3. Vivian http://seductionspa.ca/Profile/vivian/ Summer http://seductionspa.ca/Profile/summer/ Sophia http://seductionspa.ca/Profile/sophia/

massageplanet.net

Sarah @ Seduction

TOFTT Sarah @ Seduction

I saw Sarah at Seduction a few weeks ago. I had an appointment with another girl, but there were bylaw officers there when I showed up, my girl got spooked and took off, and Sarah was the only one available afterwards. Apparently she used to be a receptionist there, but I didn't recognize her...

massageplanet.net

Salma @ Premier

Salma@perla/premier review

Hey everyone, so Finally I visited perla spa. This is my first time in premier rooster. I must say the decorations and all looks so nice. Hands down the best I have seen so far. Anyway coming to review. Me and my buddy went there around 1am and had to wait for 10 min and then finally 3 girls...

massageplanet.net

(Damn, I go to Seduction a lot!)

Now show us yours.

Ha ha ha hah. You call those reviews. Do yourself a favour. Grab a dictionary and look up the word, review. Then look up the word, comment. If you know how to read, you'll be able to find out what the difference is. Ha ha ha hah!

 

[Flatulent Fox]

Ha ha ha hah. You call those reviews. Do yourself a favour. Grab a dictionary and look up the word, review. Then look up the word, comment. If you know how to read, you'll be able to find out what the difference is. Ha ha ha hah!

Nitpicking over trivialities, but nothing of substance, typical snoopdoggie. Show us one review/comment/post/whatever by you - just ONE - that's anywhere near as informative as those. No deflections, just one meaningful contribution to this forum, if you can (spoiler alert - I checked, and you can't).

 

[snoopdoggie]

Nitpicking over trivialities, but nothing of substance, typical snoopdoggie. Show us one review/comment/post/whatever by you - just ONE - that's anywhere near as informative as those. No deflections, just one meaningful contribution to this forum, if you can (spoiler alert - I checked, and you can't).

I'm not wasting my time on you. I've given lots of reviews. If you haven't read them, you know the old saying, "you snooze, you lose".

There are too many cry babies on here who think they own this forum.

 

[Buzzkill]

Miss Kelly. Anyone know if she's working anywhere else in the GTA?

NO info on Kelly??? She was my all time fave...I miss her dearly!!

She mentioned in my last session with her two things, some jerk was stalking her or something and that she was on one of the sugar daddy sights...maybe some guy set her up.

Would give anything to see her again.

 

[Woody Womb Pecker]

Yeah, would love to know what happened to Kelly. What a body on her. That tiny waist!