Risks of bbbj?

[bob_loblaw]

And the hilarious thing is, they are just thinking oral sex and no pregnancy. They think weare sacrificing! Meanwhile, we are thinking alright! I love blowjobs!

Stay moral, go oral!

 

[BehindZipper]

Stay moral, go oral!

If a stork brings white babies, and a crow brings black babies, what kind of bird brings no babies?




Answer below











A swallow!

 

[Balsafire]

If a stork brings white babies, and a crow brings black babies, what kind of bird brings no babies?




Answer below











A swallow!

Put this in Jokes thread! A classic.

 

[BehindZipper]

Put this in Jokes thread! A classic.

Ok

 

[Balsafire]

Stay moral, go oral!

Many Catholic girls give bjs so they can preserve virginity.

The funny thing is, it’s pretty hard to score with non-Catholics; it takes quite a few dates. Catholic girls let you cum in their mouths a lot faster, even first time you go out!

My experience may differ from yours? But it’s what I found.

So a horny guy can get action much faster with Catholics, ironically.

A few yield anal for the same reason. I doubt the Church sanctions this!

 

[Muskokaman]

O cum all ye faithful....

 

[bob_loblaw]

A swallow!

Would that be an African or European swallow?

 

[bob_loblaw]

Many Catholic girls give bjs so they can preserve virginity.

The funny thing is, it’s pretty hard to score with non-Catholics; it takes quite a few dates. Catholic girls let you cum in their mouths a lot faster, even first time you go out!

My experience may differ from yours? But it’s what I found.

So a horny guy can get action much faster with Catholics, ironically.

A few yield anal for the same reason. I doubt the Church sanctions this!

That's probably where I heard that term years ago and probably for that very reason so yeah I agree. Never complained about it though

 

[BehindZipper]

Would that be an African or European swallow?

I have to respect Python references!

 

[Balsafire]

That's probably where I heard that term years ago and probably for that very reason so yeah I agree. Never complained about it though

Knowing what perverts some of the priests were, it makes you wonder who originated bjs as virginity protectors.

One of them? Lol

Good for us dudes though.

 

[BehindZipper]

Knowing what perverts some of the priests were, it makes you wonder who originated bjs as virginity protectors.

One of them? Lol

Good for us dudes though.

Im adding catholic girls back to my menu!

 

[Balsafire]

Im adding catholic girls back to my menu!

Do you think that’s why the priests make the girls kneel in confession? Lol

They have all the inside information about which girls get naughty.

 

[Muskokaman]

It's not the girls that should worry. I wouldn't want to be an Alter boy

 

[bob_loblaw]

Knowing what perverts some of the priests were, it makes you wonder who originated bjs as virginity protectors.

One of them? Lol

Good for us dudes though.

Never thought about it but you're likely correct

It's not the girls that should worry. I wouldn't want to be an Alter boy

Always wondered why alter boys? No alter girls in Catholic church? Or just because they wouldn't need to worry about popping out a kid unexpectedly?

 

[Balsafire]

Never thought about it but you're likely correct

Always wondered why alter boys? No alter girls in Catholic church? Or just because they wouldn't need to worry about popping out a kid unexpectedly?

I guess we’re veering way off target here, but priests went after both girls and boys.

From what I read, they seldom do vaginal intercourse, likely for reasons you stated. No babies that way.

They also went after adult women and men, but mainly consensual sex, so less headline grabbing.

I suspect the virginity preserving bjs were also priests with naughty girls who at least somewhat consented. Confession makes it easy to target the easy marks!

But it could also be cunning Catholic boys who got the idea of bjs to preserve viginity started!

 

[BehindZipper]

Do you think that’s why the priests make the girls kneel in confession? Lol

They have all the inside information about which girls get naughty.

If wearing a priests caller helps me get action, I am up for it!

 

[bob_loblaw]

I guess we’re veering way off target here

Are you saying that priests always use rubbers? Pretty sure everything is bb for them

 

[Balsafire]

Are you saying that priests always use rubbers? Pretty sure everything is bb for them

No, using condoms is a sin!

 

[bob_loblaw]

No, using condoms is a sin!

roflmfao!!!

 

[Balsafire]

I did see Lily after my session, cute little thing! Might take her for a spin sometime. Any of you guys see her?

Check Chinatown thread. She also goes by Riley. You know, Chinese mix up Rs and Ls.