Royale Massage 5702 Sherbrooke west (514) 489-6655

[L91]

Way to go YVO,

She gamled,she lost.If more clients refuse to play her games,she will indeed start to accept standard tipping.
40$ for hj is ridiculous.

 

[Rachel S]

some fools in montreal are tip girls 40 to 80 dollars for hj and topless,your fucking killing the hobby!!i walk in most new places at the beginning and 1 month later these girls are asking me for $60 for nude.i naturally always walk out but some fools are catering to their demands.most asian have below average bodies,so ask me to pay$60 for touching a little girl with no tits body makes me laugh while i'm leaving.stop before they control this hobby and your wallet please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Pompal 09.]

thank bud, you just saved me 50$ i was planning to go there on friday. you should have told her for that kind of money kama or issis offers 100 times better girls.

 

[BritneyM]

A few days ago I went there. I got Rose I think. The one with the big breast.
She was nice. At some point she lowered her jeans to show me how wet she was. Anyway... I was in the 2nd room. When I took my shower I saw light coming from the drain. I think that when they installed the shower stall, they simply made a hole in the floor and let the water rain in the basement. I saw it because the light was on downstair. That can't be good for the buiding.

 

[LADY PURP]

Okay...I've been here twice. The first time was near it's debut...while the second time was last week. Here goes.

My first time there was without much notice in advance (10 minutes). I arrived there and Coco (big mammaries) quickly rushed to greet me at the front (even though there is a reception at front...there is no one ever there...they are always in the back). She said she was busy but next I should ask for her (yada yada). So she led me to my room, pretty big, clean and nice. Took a nice hot shower...and in no time arrived Susan...yeah, as mentioned before, the helium voiced gal. She basically was wearing two head bands...and the upper one didn't stay on too long. So she started the massage...which was not very memorable...but relaxing it was. About halfway through (30 minutes) she started to nibble on the ears...that seemed to nice. At that point she asked to flip...and she quickly removed her top and bra. Small breasts...but soft as silk. She then bent over and started to nibble on my nipples...which I like...but wish she would have done it longer. At that point I was roaming to her other areas...but felt some resistance on her part. What the hell...first time there...maybe next time more will come. She then located herself at the end of the table and gave me a very nice long HJ. This was pleasant indeed as she did it in a very curious way. As if she discovered a new toy...she was doint everything to it. Didn't take me long to erupt...and then she continued the massage till due time. We also had a little yack about their place and busy they are. I gave her $40 extra...over the hour long $50. In all, it was a nice experience...even if she was somewhat odd...but hell, yeah, I thought I would return.
Which I did last week. Somehow things have changed since they opened...and some of you eforum.xxx's were dead on. I arrived (again with a few minutes notice) and quickly came rushing was a young acne-loaded gal...who looked around 18...and not a year more. She took my money and led me to my room and said someone would come soon. I was hoping for Coco. But as I was in the middle of my shower...in walked a gal and plopped herself down on that huge armchair with the towels. She was dressed in tight jeans with a frilly top that hugged her pants a bit. She just sat there...and watched. I finished the shower and stepped out...and the squeaky voice started again. Yep...it was Susan again. Upon being asked if I wanted soft or hard massage (I asked hard)...she proceeded to basically caress me (yawn). There was absolutely zero energy coming from her. She actually sat down in front of my head (stool) and just kneeded me. I actually glanced up at ther at one point...and she was looking up at the ceiling. I was starting to get pissed off...but let things go along in hope of something better. She then told me to flip and then moved on to the totem (which was quite reluctant to respond). She asked me " Are you tired?"...(No...you are just exciting as the massage table below me). Perhaps I should have said that. In any case, she finished her "job" with the most bored expression that she could muster up...and then handed me some kleenex and stepped out. This was perhaps one of the most insignicant experiences I ever had. I felt I was really had. I gave her $30 for good Karma (afterall, she was naked on top) but swore to myself that that was the last time I stepped foot in there. Maybe some of you have found some sort of groove there...but for me...this is mediocrity at its max.

Sorry for the lengthy note.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Aimy - Is she Asian? I went there last week and they had this huge russian chick working linebacker style....thank go I took the younger girl may..who is pretty cute and gives a decent massage.

 

[jpayne1324]

Isn't this thread about the place on Sherbrooke in NDG? Why are we drifing off to Provost in Lachine?

 

[Nichole]

I had Sissy... Big girl, big boobs. Didnt get much by way of extras, but not being into big women, didnt push either. Massage average. HJ ok. Reasonably sensitive boobs, but not sure if she can feel much elsewhere..... too much blubber ..

Not a repeat.

Are there any other girls here that are worth trying here, other than Rose who does not seem to work there that often.

 

[Meaux]

Well I had been meaning to see CoCo but haven't been there lately and after my last visit to Kama, it might just be a while before I step back in to one of the Asian places. I would ask for her though, before I went, if in fact I was going over there.

 

[one shot]

Found most of girls were unattractive. I am missing something, Any suggestions?

 

[diva_m3]

How about finding a place with pretty girls? Pretty radical idea, huh? God thing you came to us for suggestions because that solution would have been tough to come up with solo.

Also, you have "Easter" as your header. Is this just because you are A) a fan of the religious holiday or B) did you mean "Eastar" the mp on Sherbrooke. If it's answer A, cool, we just don't see many random religious holdiays floating around as headers in here. If it's B, then your whole post is in the wrong thread. Same street, two establishments half a city apart.

I can see you're new, but one of the #1 rules of engagement here is trying to post comments in the threads where they belong. If we don't, we're just minutes away from utter anarchy and the end of civilization as we know it. Please, be a little more responsible when you post next time. The world depends on it.

Keep trying though, you'll get the hang of this.

 

[Amira]

Based on her reviews here, I booked an appointment with Coco and her coconuts the other day. Took a time, gave my name and headed out. Got there and Coco (or what must have been Coco based on the sweater zeppelins that were jutting out at me) came bustling out of a room saying everyone was busy right now.

I looked at the clock. I was right on time. She took some schmo instead of keeping our appointment.

I know how they get stiffed (no pun intended) often but it still sucks for those of us who book and who take the time to cancel the appointment if we can't make it.

Anyway, all this grumbling to say I won't be back there soon.

 

[lrd00a]

Can't say that I blame you, it's a piss off for sure. Just for my information, did this CoCo look like she was worth the visit?

 

[Mega T]

Tough to say. She was OK, I guess. It was a quick sighting and I was pissed off, so I might not be the right guy to ask. To her credit, she was showing lots of cleavage and she was cute in a plain kinda way, but she's toting around extra flesh elsewhere then on the mams. 'Course padded hindparts on a women never scared me off. Kinda short and squat, a bit like a bowling pin... but a bowling pin with hefty rockets.

 

[dheyenne]

Can someone put some numbers to Coco...is she a 32/34/36/38 C/D/DD ???
Reading the thread, all we know is she's got large breasts for an asian, but that might equal normal size compared to your typical north american girl.

 

[Mad Tinkerer]

i would say 38 DD but im not very good at guessing breast sizes. All I can say is that they are bigger than the normal woman, no matter where she is from!

 

[Acorn]

They are BIG. Massive, even. I'd say MtlMan has it bang on. DD for sure.

If you look at my last post in this thread, I was pissed because I reserved a session with Coco based on reviews here. When I got there she had already taken another customer. Said I wasn't going back but my knob, insignificant piece of flesh that it may be, is stronger than my sense of fair-play and righteousness. Yeah, caved bad and was back there less than a week later.

Took 30 minutes and paid an extra $40 to see the sweater zeppelins. Sweet Jeezus! Real big and fairly firm considering their never-ending fight-to-the-death with gravity. When those suckers do finally drop, the resulting tsumani will wipe out a sleepy, unsuspecting coastal village somewhere.

While she's wrestling with the Bald Headed Champ, she lets you go a couple of rounds with her heavy bags. All the pawing, nibbling and sucking you want. I almost started to laugh because, as I was latched onto one of her memorable mamms, I realized that, at that exact moment, millions of calves around the world were doing the exact same thing. Reminded me of that scene in Witness when city-boy Harrison Ford is struggling to milk a cow and the old Amish dude says "What's the matter? Never handled a teat before?" To which our man Harrison replies sardonically "Never one that big."

 

[Abbie]

Recently went to see Coco. Called first and got a list of names, none of them Coco. When I asked when Coco would be working, the girl said, Jennifer is Coco, then proceeded to tell me she was Coco. Whatever.

I decided to take a chance a few hours later and pass by - hoping that the day shift girls had been replaced with the evening crew.

I was greeted at the door by an overweight chinese girl. Pale skin, cute pudgy face, and large breasts. I was not however convinced that she was Coco. She told me she was, but reading a few posts back, the description also fits Sissy.

Anyway, proceeded to the shower. Wrestled with the knob (pun intended) for a bit to get some hot water. The towel that was laid out was more of a floor mat, but it was all that was in sight. Sigh.

On the the table and in walks Coco (supposedly). She was wearing a jean skirt and a lose fitted top, but still obvious that she had some big guns up there.

The massage was decent. She gave long hard strokes on the back, legs and shoulders. She told me she was from a city near Shanghai, and that she has only been in Montreal for 3 months (is this Coco people?).

On the flip, she told me thai would be $60 - I was pleased with the price and accepted. Not too much teasing before the flip, but once on my back, she unleashed the puppies. Large indeed. I'd say as described above, a good 38DD. I also would have guessed they were real, partly because they match her body type which is slightly large - nothing repuslive, don't get me wrong, but she is not slim). They were very nice to see dangling in front of me, and she allowed complete access to them.

After giving her a pearl necklace which she giggles at cause some went in her hair, I showered up and left.

Pros:
Big boobs - which even for the fake boob haters will be enjoyed because you can't tell
Nice eye contact during russian.
Price
Cons:
Had a bit of a mildew smell, don't know where it was coming from (her or the place)
She's a bit chunky - and with the name changing, I'm not sure if I fell for the old bait and switch routine

Can someone confirm if this indeed sounds like Coco, or do we have a second large breasts asian here?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Yeah, that's Coco alright.

 

[M.E.]

im a little confused about this place... I called yesterday just to see who was working and they told me "sisi, coco and jennifer". But if you read the reviews, its all the same girl... The wierd thing about this is that it wasn't a girl who answered me, but the guy.