Simulated Girlfriend from China

[Ursus]

Fuck you Barney.

 

[Barney_B]

Fuck you Barney.

And let's get it out... Did you have you session with your GF from China? If so, how did it go?

 

[Ursus]

And let's get it out... Did you have you session with your GF from China? If so, how did it go?

Its this Sunday.

 

[cupcrazy]

Its this Sunday.

what time on sunday?

 

[therealcole]

Yesterday, I signed up for a service based in China, whereby I pay $49 per month and a Chinese girl from an agency contacts me once per week - through WeChat - and pretends to be my girlfriend for 1 hour.

She will call me this Sunday morning - my time - Sunday night in China, her time. Should be good.

The service guarantees she will act like my real girlfriend 4 times per month, all for only $49 USD. It cost me more to have a real girlfriend, for certain. Heck, it cost me more to drive into Toronto, just to show up to another woman's door.

The girl is 19 and very pretty. I will let you guys know how it goes.

Simulated girl what we call your so called hobby history. The more I talk to the girls that you have talked so much about the more I realize that you are just promoting them without actually fucking them. Such a sad little man.

 

[c1000]

So how did it go? lol

 

[therealcole]

So how did it go? lol

He was good for 30 sec and then he cleaned up.

 

[cupcrazy]

So how did it go? lol

@Ursus

 

[c1000]

@Ursus

LOL He's a scam artist and a liar.

There was never any phone call scheduled.

 

[Ursus]

I told you guys. I saw the Seinfeld complete set and bought it instead.

And then I called my Mother and talked to her.

 

[therealcole]

I told you guys. I saw the Seinfeld complete set and bought it instead.

And then I called my Mother and talked to her.

Holy Fuck!!! You have a mother?