Soi Bangla Freelancers

[Pompal 09.]

unlike ya mate....cough.....:whistle:

 

[His LadyBug]

Here we go again, sorry fella's but this is just personal and not needed. I said I would delete it and I have.

 

[ACWN]

I think I told you over a beer or seven about the time I was sat in a paper coat thing tied at the back, I'd been shaved and was ready for the 'snip'!

Me and the missus had been to see the Doctor and done the usual 'talk it all over, we've had all the kids we want, yes, the marriage will last for ever and the operation is irreversible etc' chat and an appointment booked.

The Doc had explained the operation to us both and reassured me I would be unconcious etc

I went a week later, the hospital was the British Military Hospital in Berlin and was about 50 meters from our Army apartment. I'd been shaved (Enjoyed that bit, nice female Corporal with 'gentle' hands and a BIC) and walked into the operation room unaided. Plonked myself on the table and said to the aneathstatist (Sp) "Give me the needle!" - He stuck the needle in my boll0cks and I didn't feel sleepy at all! Strange!!!!

They then put a mirror over the table so I could see everything! I moved that! Then I asked when I would fall asleep? They said it was a 'local' then the Doctor who we had talked to (A Major!!!) came in and ripped the paper off a plastic scalpel and showed it me!

That's when I said "Fcuk That!" - Got off the table, walked out through reception in my paper gown, paper shoes, paper hat, flashing my hairy ar5e and scareing the kids and making their Mothers cry and walked the 50 meters home in the rain (Ruining my paper shoes!)....for a ciggie.........for about 5 ciggies........one after the other.

I got a phone call from the hospital reception to report to my CO in the morning and could they have their paper hat back! My CO charged me under Section 42 or the Army Act 1959 and fined me a weeks salary for wasting the Army's and the Doctors time.

My Missus didn't talk to me for about a month and kept calling me a coward and other things! Slippery slope from there on in! Tch!

Wishing I'd had it done now as I'm fcuked off with condoms I'll admit.

It was just the flash of that scalpel under those big lights! My boll0cks trying to make a run for it on their own and my basic animal survival instinct that made me get off the table and fcuk off!

 

[Veronica Alicia]

I took a lovely looking freelancer from bangla road last trip, one of the best looking Thai girls i have had the pleasure to meet. She did however, have a lisp like Chis Eubank, perhaps this is why she didn't work in a bar, i don't know....

She is the only girl i have ever taken from the street, all was well with her, but don't think i will be making a habit of it. Had it in the back of mind to be more cautious the whole time..

 

[Universal]

all sounds very reasonable to me mate and yes...think I've heard that one before...5555

 

[Toni]

I wouldnt like that Dan sleeping with one eye open etc....I would say thats why its always better to meet a girl at a bar as you should be ok and feel more at ease...there are some lookers out on Bangla though freelancing

 

[arabianbarbie]

I went and gone and doe it a very long time ago, bst thing I ever did with my philanderings.

Reckon I've saved a fortune, not to mention having to gaze at DIK lookalikes. ...Tch...I dunno...

 

[mandm68]

I think that's the best advice for newbies. es:

 

[Prince Vegeta]

What's the difference? It's not like your going to boom without a helmet anyways.

 

[Pompal 09.]

One word of advice; if you take a FL, either get their ID card details logged at your hotel (tourists) or take a photograph of the card (and hide your camera).

Of course, there are no thieves in Thailand...

 

[nicksaysno]

I had it done a few months ago, had to take 9 Xanax before I went in to make sure I was good and woozy. And I was, until that shot went in then BING - straight sober!! :surprised:

Hands down the worst thing I've ever been through, but well worth it in the long run:^^:

 

[CRACKberry!<3]

Hence the question I asked a while ago. How long after you start a relationship with a girl you befriended in a bar, do you wait, until the helmet comes off?

When I was married it was my missus that took care of the contraception. Not being a chauvenist thing, it was something we discussed.

Agreed, boom boom on holiday or just mongering around is with a FMJ but if I wanted a LT GF I don't want to be 'bagging up' everytime!

 

[as.erwin]

There you go guys, a list of nasties you can catch dipping your wick without protection....scary isn't it.

One poster suggested that the BGs are regularly tested, but that's not enforced by many bar owners.

Incubation periods vary from 3 months or more for HIV, to a matter of days for the everyday "urethritis" type infection (including chlamydia). The nasty syphilis will show up initially as a sore then can disappear for years, finally eating away at brain and other organs!!!!

Get the lady tested at least a week after her last client, and perhaps then a month (or two) if you intend to hang on to her........then you can dispense with the jubber ronnies.

STD Screenings:-

CANDIDA SPECIES, CHANCROID, CHLAMYDIA, CORYNEBACTERIA, E.COLI,
ENTERIC BACTERIA, ENTEROCOCCUS, GARDNERELLA, GONORRHEA (GC), HAEMOPHILUS DUCREY, HEPATITIS A, HEPATITIS B, HEPATITIS C, HERPES TYPE 1, HERPES TYPE 2, HIV, HPV screen, KLEBSIELLA, LACTOBACILLUS, MYCOPLASMA GENITALIUM, MYCOPLASMA HOMINIS, PREVOTELLA, PROTEUS,
PSEUDOMONAS AERUGINOSA, STAPHYLOCOCCI, STREPTOCOCCUS AGALACTIAE, SYPHILIS, TRICHOMONAS VAGINALIS, UREAPLASMA UREALYTICUM, VAGINOSIS/VAGINITIS,VEILONELLA.

 

[Happy Happy]

Never had a problem with the girls loitering in the road there, only the fact they are usually ST types. Give some of the lookers in Tai Pan, Hollywood, Tiger etc and they are normally up for staying over-night, but don't assume they all are.........a bigga mistaka to maka!

 

[Terrel W]

For my peace of mind, I never take a FL from the street. My shopping list consist mostly of BG and FL from clubs.

 

[meowglitter]

You mean you actually had a conversation with her? :



What makes you think he slept?

 

[Nomnomnom]

Funny how you only catch these std jobbies in alphabetical order!!!!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hmmm do you think i've been a bit harsh writing that line on youtube, the one with big capital letters? I've changed it as i think its a bit aggresive. :slap:

 

[<3 07182009 <3]

Just had two of their tablets in me coffee! Tasted OK too!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Personally I don't see any reason to prefer one over the other just becuase of where they sell themselves.

IMHO If you are the sort of person that is worried about what might happen with a streetwalking prostitutes then a drink hoover prostitute picked up at 'her' bar is not a step up as to likely time, skills or security.