Spa La Sirene 1070 St-Antoine W. (514) 935-1215 http://spalasirene.net/

[richardinunion]

How odd...this place has never been reviewed. I mean it's across the street from the Bell Centre...and I'm sure some of you enjoy Hockey...or Stars on Ice. In any case, it's across the street from the lower side of Bell Centre (St. Antoine) and it's called Spa La Sirene. I've gone there a couple of times...and here's how it went.

First time I walk in (no appointment) and meet the receptionist...who ended up being also the masseuse. Her name was Tanya. She looked around 28...very nice figure...low cut jeans...nice breasts...and overall had a mixture of a Latino/Morrocan/Greek look to her. A bit heavy on the make up...and we could say that she had the slightest hint of a tran. I'm sure she's not...but when you see her you'll know what I mean. But she was super sweet...very kind...with the unnecessary giggle every now and then.

So she leads me to my room and asks me if I want to shower...which I did. I had also asked for a sauna (which they offer) but trust me...it's not worth it. It's a hole in the wall that needs warming up each time you ask for it. So forget about it. After we dealt with the sauna problem...in she comes...with a different attire. You know, the tight little spa livery...almost medical looking...which pleasantly looks a bit nasty. The room is quite nice...clean...and spacious. I'm flat on the table (no towellete) and she starts the massage. Hey, she good...not bad at all. She knows the moves. Then she gets up on the table and continues on the back and legs. So...no teasing (balls, butt etc) but the massage was great. Upon the flip she continued with a very effective and relaxing massage. Ok...I said, this place is perhaps legit. No mention of extras...and no hinting to anything else. Fine...till next time. Cost $60 (or maybe 55?).

Went a few weeks later...and there she was again (Tanya)...and I was hoping that perhaps the second time around...she will reveal a different side. But to my surprise she suggested that I try a certain Genevieve. I told her that I was fine with her...but she pleasantly insisted (You'll like her). Fine I said, always ready for an adventure. In comes Genevieve to my room (me flat on the table) and she is this black gal that looks about 25...stunning body, great breasts, veerrrrry cute face, and wearing a nice little thong under the spa outfit (thin cotton those uniforms). Then the bad news. She has ZERO massage skills. Basically she spread oil on my body...literally. Nothing more. No pressure...no kneading. I was patient...always thinking that something HAS to come at some point. But there she went...bored out of her skull...just sliding her lifeless fingers on my body. Then she says "Do you want option". In my mind I was thinking "Are you kidding me or what?". With the effort of her massage skills and the lame attitude...I simply said no. She finished her hour...and then with a hidden grimace simpy started to clean the room. I mean she even sprayed the place with a freshener! While I was still there. And I am a very clean guy. So this was obviously the last time I was putting my foot in that place. Along the way out...Tanya with her big wonderful smile asked me if I enjoyed it. I told her that it was weak...and lacked her energy. I could have been harder...but hell, I wasn't coming back anyway.

Now, don't get me wrong. This place may be good for others...because evidently they do offer options. And if Tanya ever does give extras (along with the massage) it probably would be worth it. If anyone goes...let us know of any developments.

The number is 514.935.1215 and it's on 1170 St-Antoine Ouest

 

[spencer J]

Hey thanks Tactus, I've never even heard of this place before but I'll probably give it a try.

 

[HCXY]

so i went to that place today, never been there before just saw the add in the paper. it says spécial 40/h. The place is right in front of the bell center. on St Antoine street. like it was said in the paper, its 40$ /h and you have the dry sauna for free. I stayed in there for 20 minutes, when the receptionnist brought me a glass of cold water, shes sooo sexy to bad shes not a masseuse... the i left and went back to the room .then my masseuse comes in . her name is carla from Dominican Rep. shes in her late thirties, dark skin but not black, about 5`5 on heels. fAce is so /so her body is okay, soft skin tan , with nice natural juggs DD cup i' d say . She gives a freakin good strong massage, the best i ve ever had so far....she massage everywhere, arms , back , legs, foot, everyehere, Then she offer me some options : detente is 60$ , 80 for thai and tit fuck is 100$ ( wich included the detente and the thai...) i took thai . So she kep massaging , then i turnover.
Shes gives a good frotn massage too. chest ,tights, shoulder, neck, shes playing with mr happy ,then she massage me more, bakc to mr happy....Since she massaged every spot of my body for a good 45 minutes shes then ask me if i was ready for thai, i said yes, she then got on top of me sliding mr happy between those huge boobs, then rub them in my face, back for a slide while im playing with her butt. Then she start talking about Domination , asking me if i like to be slave ,if i like to get spanked and all... if i like to lick feet/shoes, or golden shower, i said i like soft domination, so i started to lick her feet thru her nylon, and then she start talking like a real domme , like im her slave ,that i have to obey to her, and all, then i got really hard and blew my load, over her tities. Then she gives me tissues to clean myself and start telling me shes been a dominatrix for 8 yrs, and told me next time i come she will do dominatrix if i wish, ive got a dildoo she then said, and a strap on too, i can take you by behind, she told me, or i can piss on you if you like, all that.. she provide light to medium domination.

i dreess up took shower before i left and on my way out i saw another masseuse, maybe tanya the other masseuse,.

anyway would i repeat, maybe but i want to try another therapist,
i wish the receptionnist is giving massage too..

 

[mahleezah]

Hey Knucklehead,

What did the receptionist look like? Are you sure it wasn't the Tanya that I described. Because if so...she DOES do massages.

 

[garlo7]

heyTactus! ok the girl who answer me at the door was about 19-20 yrs old, she is brown eyes brown hair, i cant tell if shes either arab or maybe latina,
Anyway she had her study book with her at the desk.. how cute! Also , when i got out of the dry sauna something funny happen, i was done with the sauna so i got out and start walking to the room ,but at the sametime , a girl arab maybe about 5`6 maybe in her late twenties (she was not dressed as a masseuse she had street wear on) was getting out of a room , she was so surpise like she didnt expect to come face to face with me,,,lol so she got scared for a moment, and i told her to tell the masseuse i was waiting for her in the room. THIS is the same girl who was at the desk dressed as a clinic therapist or whatever that funny blue robe!!! with the cutie who asnwer the door when i got out. Is your tanya the older one or is it the 19 -20 yrs old,who answer phone and the door, If she is a masseuse then i wanna go visit them again...

 

[27PurpleRoses]

Yeah, she is the older one (around 28). Her massage was great. Go for it. And I'm sure she is willing to offer you something more.

 

[Pompal 09.]

hey guys,

i dropped by on tuesday in the afternoon because i happened to be in the area. i goto the main entrance and walk in.. the reception area is deserted.. so i wait.. i knock on the door.. nothing.. i wait some more.. knock again.. finally just left because i didnt have their number.. so yeah overall not that impressed..

 

[indicabud1uk]

Well, that's a bummer XanderD. I believe the number is on the window outside.

I also saw an ad by La Sirene in Le Journal de Montreal that offers a $40 special. Wonder what that would be?

 

[shopaholic95]

Xander D : what you are telling me, is a little weird, because, the main entrance is always UNlock,but the wooden door that lead to the reception is always LOCK, you have to ring to get buzz..by the receptionnist, otherwise, people would just come in without anyone at the reception...anyway

Tactus: the 40 special is 40$ for an hour (wich is the fee for the massage) so its 40$ + whatever option she will offer you,...

 

[maxine g]

They were both open man. The door past the reception desk leading to the inside was locked i knocked there but nothing.. so i dont know.. i didnt notice the buzzer.. anyways, i might try again someday.

 

[Kelly M]

Well for $40...it may convince me to try them again. Well...maybe.

 

["Music is a Religion"]

Hi guys, I'm a first time poster. But I have been to this place and the girl you are talking about is Talia. I tried her out last week and she gives an amazing massage. I also took her options which was thai and she can play with herself while you watch. No fingers though, just light petting. She takes her time with Mr.happy. Overall good experience, would repeat.

 

[Michael T]

does anyone know there web adress

 

[Bojan]

Here you go. But it is not fully operational. It's been like this for awhile.

http://www.spalasirene.com/

 

[Perdie]

i was feeling for a nice relaxing massage so i headed to spa la sirène right after i got my hair cut. I called and the receptionnist told me there was 3 girls available ,: Ange , Talia , and Marjolaine. So i said that ill be there in less than an hour. i had a good experience last time i was there and since i coudn't get an hold on Talia from salon évasionhttp://www.salonlevasion.com/pagephotos/talia2.html like isaid shes not working there amymore and i really want to find where could she be working right now. So like usual 40$ for an hour, and the receptionnist showed me the room . i just got undressed and Ange came in , 5`8 about 110 lbs black girl. Very relaxing strong massage for about 35 minutes and then flip for a more sensual massage, she massage the balls, she takes her time with mr Happy putting just enough oil, she start working more hard on mr happy as i reach under her white therapist robe for her Y . Nice round soft skin butt, she was wearing a thong , so i slipped my finger to reach her Y from behind, After had a shower . TIP 40$ + 40$ for an hour, repeat:? i will , but again i want to try another therapist, like with a quebecoise.

 

[Kristin]

had jennifer a blond curly long hair small 34b breast responsive nipples opted for thai obviously, massage was okay was not shy telling me the options thai 80-100 nude and touchig 60-75 45 topless etc...nice looking will try to repeat. receptionist was cute was told that there was a brazillian there. saw a nice girl from behind. jennifer was wearing a white uniform. cute

 

[Judas Jones II]

Expecting nothing but a good relaxing/strong massage, i headed into spa la Sirène friday around 11 :00 am, i called and i was informed, that Amanda, Jennifer, and Talia, were available today. i 've never been with any of em before, so i told the receptionnist i was on my way. Had Jennifer, 5`5 about 110 lbs small 34 B .Canadian girl , found out after that she is irish.)she start working there a week ago.. she told me Very soft hands , good massage skills very relaxing, sensuous massage everywhere...Then she asked me ,(do you know what kind of option you would like? ) so i said what about thai.? So thai it was. i stayed on my belly she start thai on my back, then after 3-4 minutes flip. i saw she kept her red thong on,and got on top of me, MR Happy sliding beetween her small tits. Then she got up and proceed with the hand job I made my way thru her thong to her Y . Took one shower , and tip her 80$ she seem very happy ,Say good bye with a very big smile and, hope to see me soon..Just before i got out i asked the receptionnist ,who was that masseuse i saw that was coming out ,right before i got in, Tall east europeen looking big tits girl, dressed in black,She said that was Kirana,anyone tried her? The receptionnist is very cute too, her name is Angie, Armenian girl.. i wish she could masage me..

 

[Simi]

tried lily. from france, mulatto fake 36 c beasts feel natural though. piercing on lower lips . offered 2 options 60 toppless hj and thai 100 told her 80 okay. gets fully nude and will slide her clit on john. if thats what you want give her a call, but her body tall 5'7"strong hands big legs around 120 lbs , nice looking but i wonder if she was a transformed person meaning a man that transformed by operations into a woman.

 

[fishy!]

ishhhhhh ! i hope not. i never been with her and the receptionnsit never mentioned her to me. The only black girl i've been with at La Sirène is Ange, and she's not working there anymore Angie, told me. But tall and big boobs, that sound kinda good to me, just like Kiara, the east europeen girl i saw coming out of la Sirene last time i was there.i wonder if they offer 4 hands i'll ask Angie next time.

 

[Alwaysknows]

Howdy,

I had a massage with Lilly the other afternoon and she ain't no man - Hot Damn! If she is, fuck it, what do I know! She's got the best tits money can buy - ok, a man can buy those (and probably did). She's got a beautiful snatch with a pierced clit - not very manly. She has the build and looks of Grace Jones - ok, sort of manlike. But she's no man.

The massage was blah at best. The finish was delightfull. Nude and wet and strong and BANG - you might want to clean those things off!

Repeat? Nah, one shot wonder, no more!

Lil'G