Stacey at BP - review

[dh0pe.]

I know she's been reviewed a fair amount (why the fuck else would I have seen her?), but I always like to dilute the value of this board with actual reviews, despite the fact that none of you fuckers have switched MPAs in like two years.

Alright, admittedly I wouldn't have seen her either if certain other ladies had been available, but that's not the point.

Stacey is a seriously hot MPA. Those of you who frequent her know that among her many attributes is the actual ability to give a massage. Oh sure, I asked months ago for any advice on this, but did any of you assholes even fucking mention her? No. So I'm stuck going to these filthy off-core Asian places groping at breasts I'd really rather forget the second after I finish.

But onto Stacey. You may never get past the massage, which is fine. She's honestly that good - or at least I haven't had a real RMT massage in years, either of which may be true.

Says she's 29, but who knows these days. Body of a girl in her early 20s, with not a fucking blemish anywhere (I looked) and a reasonably good job on the breasts (not my thing, but always an added bonus).

One hell of an ass. No really, a model of perfection that still stands out in my cum-addled brain.

Pretty face, but not pretty like come-on-this-girl-would-never-really-talk-to-you pretty. I think Giselle is still the prettiest MPA I've ever been with (having continuously failed to get an appointment with Cameron for the past year). Stacey almost has a sort of goofy look about her, but it just allows you to potentially imagine that she might actually be accessible. Which of course, she is, for the usual door fee and tips.

And about the best personality one comes across in this business; no real hang-ups, kind of interested in anything, doesn't feel like she's even trying too hard to make it seem like you're an interesting guy. Which of course you're not.

Kind of like Alexis at IT - just a really comfortable girl. The kind you'd take to a movie, except that you'd want to pick her up, take her to the back of the theatre and fuck her 'till she starts mumbling in Latin.

Some hard-luck personal tale there, but the net of it is that it happened early in her life and her body sure recovered nicely, and apparently her head as well (or at least she doesn't give off the emotionally damaged vibe that can so contaminate this business). And she had the sense not to bring it up until it was in context and after the storm.

The best finishing technique (just guide her and smile), although extremely limited "extras". Then again, it was a first visit, and some of the most wonderfully slutty MPAs I know did next to nothing with me on the first visit, so who the fuck knows.

I'm sure I'll repeat, although that creepy Italian guy who hangs out in the lobby of the place kind of freaks me out. Unfortunately, I think he owns it!

What is it I so like about Kayla? I think part of it is that she shows no interest in clients who show no interest in her or in anything but the product - which is right on my wavelength. Other places always got the proprietor nosing around, checking things out. If I want someone nosing around, I'll invite my fucking aunt!

 

[SucreCaramel]

But you gotta see a doctor about your issues...

elmo

 

[Craven]

That was one OUTSTANDING review...raw, informative and entertaining. I look forward to your future work, in fact I may just have to do a search of your past work!

 

[Grrr!]

What a FUCKING piss poor attitude you have!! I love it!! Great review, too bad about the low milage but hey there is always Alana.

 

[SuperBeth]

You're fucking telling me!!! *lol*

After the first million, Toby, after the first million...

 

[Zombie Bunny]

Nice review Kracker, you're reviews always krack me up. You almost had me heading up to BP tonight, well almost.

 

[Unholy]

Kracker!

"Oh sure, I asked months ago for any advice on this, but did any of you assholes even fucking mention her? No."

I guess you should have been paying attention when I posted my review of Stacey!

"You may never get past the massage, which is fine. She's honestly that good...."

That is correct!

"Pretty face, but not pretty like come-on-this-girl-would-never-really-talk-to-you pretty."

I thought she was breathtakingly beautiful! I couldn't take my eyes off her face when I first saw her!

"Says she's 29, but who knows these days. Body of a girl in her early 20s...."

She's in her thirties and she has the body of an incredibly well-preserved woman in her thirties!

"... and a reasonably good job on the breasts...."

Her tit job is absolutely horrible! If she'd just left her tits alone (and I suspect they were saggy A/B-cups before the operation) I would have been repeating with her every two or three weeks! The only redeeming feature that her breasts have is large brown areola!

"And about the best personality one comes across in this business ... kind of interested in anything, doesn't feel like she's even trying too hard to make it seem like you're an interesting guy.... just a really comfortable girl."

Well said! I agree. In summary, she's an intelligent well-spoken woman.

"... although extremely limited "extras"."

She left me with the impression that she could be quite liberal! Anybody else?

 

[never_say_never]

*lmao* who the fuck do you think was choice #1?

 

[Johnnny]

Kracker way to tell the shit like it is.....