Tess - A Review of a Unique Experience

[Vishwas]

As someone who came late to the hobby after 20 years of monogamy and a recent divorce I’ve found the board of great use in the last year as I reorient my life. But, one can’t always take (unless you’re a divorce lawyer) so I thought as a “lurker” I’d come out.

 

[Hiram]

Great review and welcome to the board.


Cargo

 

[chasvanblom]

Awesome review and welcome to the board.

LIFO - you nerd, I guess I am one too for knowing what the fuck it is and laughing about it. lol

 

[zeeba]

NO!!! your a nerd because of genetics.. dont bother trying to pass it off on anything else.

Cargo

 

[Animal Craze]

LIFO = Last In First Out... Think of this as being hired by a union. LAst man hired is the fiurst one fired when lay-offs happen.

As opposed to FIFO which is First in First Out, a traditional queue.

T.

edit - and now I too and am admitting I am a nerd... crap.

 

[Wizzel]

~tries to avoid the geek fest~
I am happy to say I had no idea what that meant. I had to have TITO explained to me at work the other day.

Welcome Lance.

 

[Russell M]

Isn't he Michael Jackson's older brother?

 

[badboyeee]

Ticket In Ticket Out.

 

[Schnuckums]

I guess "Ticket" must have been MJ's pet name for Tito's tool.

 

[Clare.]

: : :

 

[Mucky pup]

What a tough crowd! I admit in my review to being a klutz for locking my keys in the trunk and you guys have to make me a nerd as well. Maybe. But I thank the board for finding me high end SPs in whose capable...lets go with hands.... guys like me can have a truly unique erotic experience.

Thanks for the welcome to the board. To paraphrase Krusty the Clown I know you kid because you love.

 

[Beefy Cheeks]

At the risk of Tessy's wrath for futher hijacking a reveiw on her!

Lance Likesalot; We all love her so much it is hard not to make some sort of comment.

And this is from a guy who locked himself in the bathroom with her on the other side!!!!

 

[jenna b]

one word jackass.....milkman out

 

[LETS GET FAWKED UP!!]

You know what dude....that line says it all. 8)

 

[Baby]

That was a great review Lance and welcome to the Board. Very well done. You know, I have to say I admire you already. Why? Because you're such a Casson:

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Well, my friend, I do believe you are a nerd. Not because of your knowledge of inventory terms (you must be an accountant to use LIFO in massageplanet), but because you ask:


In answer to what you thought was a rhetorical question, yes there is. A naked girl.

Just sayin'......

 

[Pompal 09.]

Actually I prefer a girl in lingerie. I presume the second part will, shall we say, come. After all, even the Mona Lisa has a very nice frame on it. Give me a girl who knows how to frame her assets. I'm a big fan of Dressing for SEXCESS.

 

[Dogshowfreak]

Ummmm...two naked girls trumps one!

 

[RedSnook]

If you like a girl in lingerie, then you really need to book some time with Nivea and Kyra. Both look hot in theirs.

Kyra's collection is incredible. 8)

 

[poolplayer]

.[/quote]
If you like a girl in lingerie, then you really need to book some time with Nivea and Kyra. Both look hot in theirs.

Kyra's collection is incredible. 8)[/quote]

God I love this board. Thanks Olmac

 

[Annorax]

casson, your mad skills are needed again. lol