the next level!

[Smooch Bat]

Doe this mean no to the poopy train with Vanessa?

Sorry, you were pretty hard on the lad. You had it comin'

 

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Ask a female friend who you've always had the hots for but never tried anything on to come for a massage with you or watch her get massaged.

Paul/IT,

Now that's an interesting thought. Worth a try.

sUDS

 

[jay7]

1) Have someone photograph you tied up, smeared with petroleum jelly, and being sodomized by some horribly-out-of-shape guy wearing one of those zipper masks. Make sure that your face is clearly visible and that you have a expression of pure joy.

2) Mail 15 copies of the picture, with no name or return address, to random people living in the same or directly adjacent postal codes to your parents

3) Wait and see if they ever find out. Live the rush!

 

[ElDub]

sheesh, not many perverts here!

what about:

bag ladies, parapalegics, quadripalegics...

if that's not enough, remember that bit in M*A*S*H* (the book, not the movie) where they tried to find an epileptic prostitute. mmmm, convulsions!

after you get bored with that, maybe it'll be time a trip to the glory hole

 

[Xavs]

You need a real girlfriend. i need one too, i am interested in a mpa but other that that i am at a dead end for meeting women. I tried the net a few times but it wasn't working out.SHIT!

 

[basement dweller]

i'm not bored, just tired of shitty sessions where i can hardly keep it up due to her lack of enthusiasm.