the pu**y test!!

[Month]

apart from the chicken thing ..another good indicator if she says she is at home on the farm ..
shaved pu**y before ... shaved pu**y after ..probably still working
unshaved pu**y before .. shaved pu**y after ... definately still working
shaved pu**y before .. unshaved pu**y after .. on the farm
unshaved pu**y before ..unshaved pu**y after ... f*ck knows.

finally , when you meet up with your teerak and find that small clump of turf between her legs give it a gentle tug ..you never know ..it may be a WIG!!!

 

[aleza]

Hi Tomyam,

I have been with bar girls before and when I have gone down to lick the lunch box I could still smell rubber from the condoms from the punter before

Luckily there was not any custard in the bowl uke:

Its all good clean fun

 

[Ed34]

i like to drink from the furry cup too mike ,i once watched a japanese porno of a jap guy tonguing a jap tart,when they do this they make a loud slurping sound ,like drinking tea loudly ,well wierd!

 

[princess]

Pubic wigs on sale now in Bangla rd

 

[xscreamx29]

ONLY YOU COULD COME OUT WITH A LINE LIKE THAT.
LOL.CLASSIC.MADE MY DAY THAT HAS.
:cheers:
STEVE

 

[Elii [ucansuckkit]]

Ditto. An "Up-Rep" to you, Mike for that one!

 

[Mr. P]

Hi Guy´s .. long time no see ..

... smelling rubber ??

Ive´was picking parts of rubber out of a blonde bar girl at a Bar on WalkingStreet/Pattaya this winter .. very funny hahaha (sure)
Liked it so much i payed my ticket last friday ... yes i have to go again 18 of Januari

cs//

 

[Nicola]

Was you actually in the bar at the time ? hehe

 

[knightrunner13]

... yes ... with the worlds best invention , mobile with cam hahaha You could see my thumbs disapear for sure
Sorry to say BUT .. (there is always a but isn´t it ?? ) the "Hardware" in that phone needed a update and the nice people at "Nokia Care" in Pattaya couldn´t save my pic´s they said
I think they delete them on purpose and my first thought was : Go get some more pix from that bar! hahaha
I got a few pix but not the same sweet situation i´m affraid
Better luck this season i hope hehehe *EvilGrin*

cs//

 

[Pixie.]

Hi BB,

As you all know, I have had some really weird shit happen to me over the years.

About 4 years ago, me and my friend were in Soi Katoey and it was when the ladyboys could dance almost naked, before the police put a stop to things.

Me and my friend had such a great time in Soi Katoey, that for our last couple of nights we said to each other we would put our money together and spend the next few nights like rockstars. ANYONE who wanted a drink could have one. We had about 7,000 baht each per night to spend just on drink.

Obviously, in Soi Katoey, it was like flies around shit. We must have had about 12 ladyboys all scrounging drinks off us and staying by our table.

One of the ladyboys kept showing us the work that the surgeon had carried out. It was a nice tight box, not too hairy, and looked and smelt like the real thing.
I bet my friend 200 baht that he would not lick the ladyboys surgically modified box.
I swear on my life, he put the ladyboy on a bar stool and spread their legs. He ttok a condom from his wallet, and put it over his tongue, then he got on his knees and licked the open wound for about 30 seconds. The look on the peoples faces was unbelievable! I remember 2 men , who had brought their sons out for a drink (the boys were about 15 year old). All 4 of them were hanging off the seat with their mouths open! They had never seen anything llike it!
I think the fathers were more shocked than the sons!

After my friend had done the dirty deed, he lifted his head up and just spat the condom into a crowded area. Shit, I thought. There will be trouble if this hits anybody.
A nice couple were having a drink together and the condom landed on the bar top right between their drinks!

It was just unreal.

I gave the ladyboy 200 baht, but I would have gladly paid 2,000 baht for the looks on peoples faces!!

 

[Lorraine]

lol - nice one - chicken tapes and pubic wigs , whatever next!!!

 

[sweet like salsa]

Any pictures ??

cs//

 

[tahco]

Personally if the BG has a shaven pussy then I always say shit PDM3 has been here already.LOL

 

[Mz Black]

I Had To Tell My Gf Shave, She Did A Very Nice Job For Me

 

[Hannums]

Did your girlfriend have a beard and moustache?

 

[katie.]

the face no problem, down below forest

 

[Bralon]

Have to say thanks once again to mike...You really have some great tales...No pun intended.

That's what makes this board great...thanks for the laughs everyone :cheergal:

but the thought of laping down a modified slit uke: Sorry but I just wouldn't go there....but then that's just me.

Heywood
:cheers:

 

[Due 8/22/09 w/ #2!]

Hi Heywood,

Thanks for the nice compliment. I have said it before, but I get just as much fun and enjoyment out of this forum as anyone else, and the best bit about my stories is they are all 100% true. That is what is so bizarre! All the weird shit that has happened to me.
As for laping down a modified slit :embrassed then I am guilty of that also. It was with the first ladyboy I had ever been with. The very first time I saw them was in February 2001 and i met them again at the following xmas and new year. I had told my friends back in England that at midnight on new years eve, when they were singing 'Auld lang syne' and joining hands that on the stroke of midnight I would be getting sucked off. Well I was true to my word, but none of them knew it was a ladyboy
Because of the time difference, it was really early in the morning. We had been out to Shark club dancing/ drinking/ and smoking Yah bah, so when we got back to my room we were wide awake. For a few hours we were locked together, 69'ing each other, rimming, the whole works. It was probably one of the most intense sex sessions I have ever had. I did that much licking that my tongue had lacerations on it and I couldnt talk properly for about the next 3 days !!!

Its funny, but I got gonorrhea of the throat on that tour

I must have caught it off some dirty bar girl who had been drinking out of my bottle of beer

And the question I bet you are wanting to know?

What did the surgical slit taste like ??

Chicken !!!

Just plain and simple chicken !!!



........ covered in piss.

Take care

 

[ActionStaffords]

Mike,

I have watched your post and pics and have said it before, but you have to be one of the most openly honest mates I have ever witnessed, I plan to be in los early march, if your around the drinks are on me. Some of your stories are enough to just make someone sit back and laugh...can't imagine what the live show would be like...lol

No I'm not into the lb action, but you being into it so to speak does not bother me in the least, Someone told me once you don't salute the man :complain: you salute the rank...I think you have to rank right up there with the best of the best when it comes to saying it how it is and that is something I respect.

"taste like chicken" LOL I'll take your word for it....good hunting!!

:cheers:
Heywood