The ultimate compliment...

[Pompal 09.]

Well besides the ultimate compliment, which would be,

"The session was so enjoyable for me and I like you so much, that it's free!"

One MPA gave me the line,

"If I saw more guys like you, I would actually like my job."

(At the same time, this statement made me feel sad for the MPA who obviously, hates her job most of the time...seeing unattractive, old, wrinkly, flabby guys.)

What's the best compliment, an MPA gave you and if you want, you can name the MP or MPA who delivered the line?
Also, did you believe the line or knew it was just a rehearsed line?

 

[matt !]

You're so big! I'm so tired of all these short dick men.

Back Burner

 

[Dogma]

MPA:

I am so happy to see your name on my schedule.

 

[Bonkers D. Bobcat]

The best one I've recieved was when the attendant had just as much fun as I had. After the session she gingerly climbed off the table covered in sweat, was all flushed and shaking a bit then she gave me this Whoooaaaa Nelly look and said "Thank God you're cute!" then followed up by a big wet deep kiss. After we were dressed and I paid her (still with a couple of mintues to spare in the hour session) we just made out for a while in the room. No extra extras were involved but it was still the best session I ever had.

Other good compliments I had were that some attendants thought I smelled "Amazing" or "Delicious" from the Cologne I was wearing then they would just nuzzle my neck inhaling deeply for a while. Athough it doesn't seem like much it was a real reaction.

All good compliments in this hobby are real ones because they are rare.

 

[gaga4cash]

MPA "Here's my number."
She wasn't even my MPA. I wasn't choosey this particular night and just went with whomever was "next in line". Should've chose her but that number did come into use.
TRUE STORY!
BTW - This knid of thing has happened more than just a couple of times.

 

[shann]

I've had variations of the "I always enjoy seeing your name on the schedule" or "I wish all my clients were as much fun as you", but the ultimate compliment is having your MPA use you for her own selfish needs , knowing that you are both breaking every written and unwritten rule ever created at that spa... and that it wasnt necessarily your idea. LOL!

 

[Uk MonkeyFinger]

The best compliment I ever had is, "WOW where did that come from!" What the f@ck! I was born with it you friggin actress.

 

[Lainn]

That was quick .Have a nice day.

 

[Roy]

"I really like you, here, take down my #"
"It brightens my day just to see your name on my schedule"
"You are just so cute, I'm going to give you a discount and extend your session for free" (which she actually ended up doing surprisingly).

I've heard a million of them, I think I could write a book filled with all the lines I've heard from MPAs.

 

[Jillian]

Girls are just great mindfuckers, aren't they? (and that includes non-industry related girls)

 

[Hamster Tycoon]

Names are irrelevant in this case.

Assuming all the compliments are real they are meant for we specific customers alone so we'll keep them that way. Trust me, I've heard hundreds of lines and when I hear a real one I know it's not an act so I want to keep that all to myself as an added treat.

 

[?u??sfloozy]

ditto

So, make sure you keep your feet on the ground (when you are not in session that is !)

Stop worshipping your fav MPAs, no matter how wonderful the experience has been - it ain't no religion, just a few people laughing their way to the bank.

Quoting Dave Stieb "You are just as good as your last pitch" - we can say here...

"She is just as good as her last session"

Hobby safely.

 

[Micky]

Couldn't have said it better myself.

 

[etenn]

I think you mean "ain't no cult", RR. If I'm not mistaken it's acceptable for mainstream religions to accept donations. But following your premise, then "cult" would apply as many MPA's acquire a cult like following.

 

[sky.lilah]

Hmm, I worked Friday night for 12 hours and did next to nothing. And I'm gonna get paid quite weel for it. I know I could do better. I'll do better Monday I hope. Is an MPA any different than us normal folk?

 

[Ross P]

I find it interesting as to what "lines" are used on specific individuals. I mean, if a client is obviously out of shape, saying that they have a great body would obviously be a line. Unless they appreciate a different body type from what's stereotypically perceived as good. Telling someone who's pushy and obnoxious that seeing his name on the appointment book brightened up their day would be a line. Assuming pushy and obnoxious aren't perceived as positive qualities. I find it almost impossible to decipher what an actual "line" is at times. If what they say is essentially true, then it's not really a line. They are professionals who's job it is to make the client feel good and finding their specific positive and physical attributes is part of that. At the same time they are human ( yeah, I know, you've heard it before ) and appreciating positive qualities in clients / other humans is natural.

One line that comes to mind is, "with a butt like that, how can I say no"

Here's an exchange between myself and an MPA ( you be da judge as to whether it's a line or not )

MPA: You have good size.

ME: Yeah, right.

MPA: I can even fit both hands on it.

ME: But you have tiny hands.

MPA: Believe me, I should know.


A few of my favourites :

Your sperm has good colour.

Upon undercharging : "I got my cummings too"

Taking it one step further : After saying she saw my name on the appointment book and had been looking forward to seeing me all day; upon my heading south : "this is the what I was looking forward to"

Upon going south : I dunno what you are doing down there , but it feels great ( uuuuh... I'm eating your pussy )

and ...

I just love your posts. Take me, I'm yours ( hehe )

 

[Wake n Bake Grl]

Agree. Thanks pool.

 

[Jose]

its not a line but then actions do speak loader sometimes. My best line was when the lady in question just climbed up on the table and we lay there in spoons enjoying the afterglow.

SW

 

[Rebecca1023]

Didn't you mean to say "I can't even fit both hands on it"?

Other lines I've heard...

"Did you bring your wallet with you?"

"Here's your door fee back, I just retired"

"I think someone is breaking into your car"

"No touching, I think I have a case of the 24 hour bubonic plague"

"What's that smell?"

"You've got be kidding!"

"Why did I ever drop out of College"

 

[sara g]

"Finally a guy with a feminine side"