The ultimate compliment...

[Aziz Shobash]

The best up line:
"Wow, it feels so good being with you like this, I just wish it could go on forever!"

The best down line:
Following the up line,
"Would you like to buy some extra time?"

Shades

 

[ernie]

Her: "Um... Can I taste it?"

Me: "No...but you can smell it if you want to"

 

[Pompal 09.]

All I get:

"You could really use a RMT for that body!"

"I've lost my glasses but I think you're cute."

What would be a customer's worse nightmare? Maybe....

"I've found it !!!"

 

[Evenstar]

"Oh, don't worry about the time, you can stay here all night with me if you like."

"Please don't leave yet, I can't get enough of you."

"I could kiss you all over, all night long."

"You make me want you so much."

"When you kiss me like that, it make my knees weak."

"I just want to eat you up..."

 

[shottayout]

Best compliment --here's my address - but don't come in if there's a Jeep in the driveway - that's my husbands !!

 

[xxdrzchulaxx]

In this thread, you guys remind me of my dog. I pick up a tennis ball and make a throwing motion without letting go of the ball.
He dashes across the yard, not knowing the ball is still
in my hand.

I'm sure some compliments are genuine, like "you smell nice" or
'you give a good massage", but for the most part I think these
girls are playing with your minds and you guys are eating it up.

 

[Kellayyy]

Here's my cellphone# and e-mail address...I'll be expecting your call when I get off work tonight.

After devouring your cock with a number of long deep sucks, she stops and says, you're making me do things that can get me fired at this spa (high end spa not known for this type of activity).

Do you have a girlfriend because if you don't, I'd love to be your girlfriend?

I'd love to get you into my bed and practice all my favourite positions with you.

 

[Ra6chel (the 6 is silent)]

I'm a white guy.. but my parents were born and raised in Jamaica...

THe girls kinda giggle when I say I'm jamaican....

Then I pull down my pants and they say...

"OMG, you MUST be Jamaican!!!"

lol.... Oh another one I get is...

"It's so refreshing to see a beautiful smooth shaved cock and balls"