The worst that could happen (happened to me today)

[-=Ryan=-]

I would guess that she did not mean it after all you had many good times with this sp on other occasions.

Let's face it mistakes happen in all sorts of jobs no matter how experienced you are. I am sure chefs burn food and food makes it to your table later, waitresses trip and drop things, typists make typing errors.

Try not to let it get to you too much and I am sure even if you are married there is a possibility that the same could happen with any woman. The best way to get over any fear is to get back in there and face your fears.

 

[gianluca r]

Nicely worded... LMAO.

 

[Linkin Park is my Heart]

expose her for the little dirty ass she is!!!

 

[classmate]

one man's ... uuh ... whatevah ... check out the thread.

http://massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=115616

 

[MOMIN]

Quit complaining. A lot of the weirdo's on here would pay extra money to have an MPA fart in their face.

Your thead title is way too dramatic. I was hoping to read that you accidently impregnated an MPA.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Look on the bright side. It could have been much worse. As someone else already mentioned, the farts that are loud enough that you could hear them are not nearly as potent as the silent heat seeking missile farts that can peel the paint from your walls.

Nevertheless, if you still managed to blow your load after she farted so close to your mouth you should recieve the massage parlor medal of honor. A lesser man would have puked.

 

[IVY X]

An MPA's fart sounds like angels singing and the room shall smell of roses evermore.

 

[Ruben]

At least she didnt accidentally give you a Cleveland Steamer LOL

 

[Kye]

In recent years, yours truly became lactose intolerance. If you know those long drawl out ones and the smell. You get the picture... UB had it good. At least he had a feast prior...

 

[monkipuzzle]

Read this thead.... you'll feel alot better knowing it was JUST a fart!

http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=10395

 

[coolPINKISH]

It's really fucked,but dont get mad get even.Book a session with her and before u go there go to MANDARIN for buffet.Payback is a bitch

 

[wwenba4life]

Thank you ZZap..........I feel a little better now knowing (sadly) that somebody else had it worse. Maybe I overstated my reaction a little too much but jeez, give me a break. I'm totally inexperienced in this sort of situation. But I agree with the guy that got pissed on. I'm going to leave hobbying till further notice. Gotta let the memory fade a little. Hope I don't get stage fright whenever I explore 'down there' with my face..........

 

[Very General]

The day this particular incident occured, you were attacked by a Nitrogen Bomb......... LOL
That is why is bit risky to put your tongue/nose into SP's Ass, especially oriental who eats fish & fish only............
Try this technique just with known Courtesan's & Classy Girls, who knows how to control their height of enjoyment, while having a lick in their ass from their clients.

 

[Mick Jaguar]

You should have raised a stink with the manager.

 

[Ade]

After the Hydrogen/Nitrogen Bomb Attack on you by an Oriental MPA, how is your health, & did you get a clean health report from any specialist for inhaling such a dangerous gases........
Hope u are well and in good health, and must have recovered by now, but never go that much down next time, or maybe you suffer still worse gases.

 

[Just Want To B Me]

Actually fresh fish don't smell...

 

[Bobby Cowboy Man]

Shit happens

 

[Pompal 09.]

Actually there is someone looking for this service:

http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=115616&highlight=fart

 

[humblepie]

Oh my God!!!!! I did a Google search "Fart Massage" and found this!

http://theshithole.com/scat_massage/page1.html

Wow Bator you're lucking you didn't end up in this Japanese Massage joint.

 

[Pompal 09.]

OMG.........I think I'm gonna be sick.........