Two Girls 28 From Oz Oct/Nov Need Answers

[AznBoii]

Just for you! Bugger bloody bugger it! Supposed to be an animation!

 

[smartk99]

Aarh, getting old is a punishement!

tintin, I agree with you - old age is a terrible thing. There is not much to be said for experience ahead of youth. No doubt you can relate to the following ballad:

When a man grows old and his b***s grow cold
And the end of his knob turns blue,
When its bent in the middle like a one string fiddle
He can tell a tale or two.
So pull up a chair and buy me a beer and a tale to you I'll tell
Of tintin and Denver other bms and Boogs from the the land of Elle. (McPherson that is).

Now when tintin, Denver and other bms go forth in search of fun
Tis usually a bar girl that bears the brunt rather than camels out in the sun.
So do or dare this horny pair set out for the Land of Smiles
To grapple with Boogs and all the bar girls and all of their feminine wiles.

Tintin, Denver and all the bms had been lurking in Pattaya Beach
But the shagging was bad and they hadn't been shagged in nigh on half a week
Just a night alone,a katoey or two or perhaps a bg or so
And for tt and D with their tremendous libido this f****** was mighty slow

So off to Phuket with Boogs in a jet this dynamic duo went
The bar girls all went mad with delight as the mighty dollar was spent.
Drink flowed freely and the bells at the Mai Thai rang till the early hours of the morn
Then Denver and Boogs adjourned to their room and who can say if condoms were worn?

Poor tintin was left, alone and bereft with not a great deal of joy
Then who happened along from Soi Dragon, ah t'was a ladyboy
"Yes", said tintin with delight, "looks like I'm set up all right"
As he and the katoey hand in hand disappeared up the soi in the night.

With many apologies to "The Ballad of Eskimo Nell".

happyi:

 

[Jerome-092]

Laudate Dominium actually Gez, trifling detail old chap but google is so particular about such things; are you familiar with google?

I am so looking forward to the concert in Manchester next year, the programme includes the world première of Edward Gregson’s Saxophone Concerto.

I believe I am getting moist...

 

[Tom N]

Funny you said that, I was thinking the same thing. Once she said she was a size 6 personal trainer she was like a moth to a flame and everyone was trying to see who had the biggest flame.

Denver-in your face but witty
Gez-the master of innuendo
Tintin-looking for another notch in the gun
Dirty Mike-Need I say more than that

and of course I had to join in. And who made the comment about LB's and snakes, that threw her for a loop. Surprised that no one told her to spend a day at the Phuket Zoo.

Crazed Sheila tries to blow up Mai Thai Bar after Traumatic experience at Phuket Zoo.

 

[Alondraa]

I thought she was in amongst the selection of lovelies I sent you anyway Sir Gez? Was she not? Forsooth! I find myself speaking in olde English, why verrily is this happening? Gadzooks!

 

[stupid people suck]

I RECKON IT LASTED ALITTLE LONGER THAN 5 MINUTES ..55555555
IJ

 

[Psychodelic Chicken]

yes i know, i hope i didn't offend anyone, here in oz we call older man suagr daddies, but my father is very young 49 so i find it very hard to go with guys around his age,,,,,

would you go for a girl that is 20 years older than you... Yes i know my father keeps telling me, Men in the 40's are in there prime,,, Maybe i will have to try it one time and hope to god that i dont have nightmares.. Just Jokes

Boogs

 

[idodgesubs]

I had an attempt at playing a bugle once! :sad:

 

[Pompal 09.]

I think everyone is trying to fill in the dead space until Boogs posts again and Monsieur Vanity(tintin), Brad Pitt(Denver on a very good night when he drinks himself pretty), and the sheepherder(Gez also known as Mr. Jpeg for his constant queries about getting photos ) have a go at her again. We are all poised over our monitors to see who wins the heart of the 28 year old sheilas.

And I think boogs also got an answer, that she should have no problem finding someone interested in her in LOS as the 40-45 year old age group definitely reponded to her queries.

 

[Bilbo]

Denvers not in right now but he asked me to send you this message: With a kiss! :kiss:

 

[Flutterbye]

by the look of the boobies of bob9 they are not silicone ,she must have had her\his surgery on samui the fillings are coconutshells

 

[hello.]

Welcome to the board girls, it's good to have some females here. Can I just point out that it is customary for new members to post a photo of themselves.

 

[lozzielaws]

Gee thanks mate, I really appreciate that. Brought a tear to my eye.

:cheers:

 

[Lucy Blue]

5555; that made me laugh!

How did you know I wear spectacles Ha ha

 

[Samantha J]

Porn Movie Name

The Tin Tin Does Denvar - Hard Core Porn - Pensioner Style

 

[Uncle Tom]

What the Fcuk is that supposed to be Steve??? 5555555555555

Nice one Gez, if there were prizes down to third, I would have put you fourth as well. Congrats on the 1000th post Sir Gez, hope your prize is better than the one I got! :what: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

 

[Pompal 09.]

Sorry about the spelling, I never looked at the title when we practised, just the key signature.

We do not have saxaphones in brass bandsno: so am not familiar with that piece. Sounds like quite a turn on for you though

 

[The Dark Knight.]

Mornin' Bloody hot here in LA today, just like Baghdad!! Funny that!

Just been practising my lines for my next movie "IJ in Patong" in front of the mirror, what do you think? :biggrinlo

"Yes, Boogs, OK Babes two minutes, just chatting to the chaps on the Forum"

I have to go now, catch you all later :ytounge:

 

[tweedle_d_clown]

Try Again, bloody bugger!

 

[Bosco]

Denver-No Brad Pitt but a Top Operator
Gez-Photo Please
TintTin-I truly am (was) a handsum man
Dirty Mike-Tell it like it is