Some of the other photo's show her in front of a board plastered with trigonometry, doubt that has anything to do with her. And yet another photo shows her sitting in the shower, when in reality normally she's gotta be kneeling, don't ya think?
Ah heck, go ahead and book her. Bring in your best hemp Ranch rope and go for the lasso before she has a chance to object. Can you at least scream, "Yeehaaa?"
If she takes issue with the rope, then move onto the math lead, telling her, "You just wanted to show her your hypotenoose."