I book my inaugeral session with Julia @ SRM. Her pictures look hot and her reviews have been decent so I give it a whirl.
She enters the room about 10 minutes after I finish showering. We go through some idle banter (how long you been here for, what made you get into the business, when was the last time you shaved your legs). She's giving me a half hearted massage for about 10 minutes then asks if I'd like to massage her. I oblige then give her the customary "take that for 10 minutes" massage. She then asks if I'd like to lie down. Daaaaa!
What happens next still leaves me chuckling to myself. It's like someone pulled a starter's pistol. She starts pumping me like a bicycle pump trying to blow up the Hindenberg. She'd go to town for a minute and then stop and look at the clock. Then she'd resume the feverous activity. Stop and look at the clock. This went on for a couple of minutes. Stops looks at the clock and says "You're out of time" and hops in the shower.
I'm sitting on the table somewhat stunned, perplexed and frustrated. My actual massage time was actually less then the half hour alotted.
Note that this is not a review but just a situation that's never happened to me. I've been put on the clock before because of slow play but never received the 2 stroke penalty. Most of my experiences at SRM have been great but this one left me shaking my head, not to mention a little "blue"
So what would you do?
She enters the room about 10 minutes after I finish showering. We go through some idle banter (how long you been here for, what made you get into the business, when was the last time you shaved your legs). She's giving me a half hearted massage for about 10 minutes then asks if I'd like to massage her. I oblige then give her the customary "take that for 10 minutes" massage. She then asks if I'd like to lie down. Daaaaa!
What happens next still leaves me chuckling to myself. It's like someone pulled a starter's pistol. She starts pumping me like a bicycle pump trying to blow up the Hindenberg. She'd go to town for a minute and then stop and look at the clock. Then she'd resume the feverous activity. Stop and look at the clock. This went on for a couple of minutes. Stops looks at the clock and says "You're out of time" and hops in the shower.
I'm sitting on the table somewhat stunned, perplexed and frustrated. My actual massage time was actually less then the half hour alotted.
Note that this is not a review but just a situation that's never happened to me. I've been put on the clock before because of slow play but never received the 2 stroke penalty. Most of my experiences at SRM have been great but this one left me shaking my head, not to mention a little "blue"
So what would you do?