*Emphatically Sighs*
And yet, I did make it up. This is because I have the cognitive ability to produce and detect irony, and I donāt lack creativity when trolling internet strangers for monetary gain, unlike
you. Exhibit A
here. Take some pride in your work, damn. All you did over fourteen pages of posts was converse with your alts and threaten to call my parents incessantly.
(At this point, Iām pretty sure Iām going to have to explain to you that irony isnāt what Alanis Morissette said it is ā you truly are that predictable.)
You seem to be triggered that Iām verbally flexing on you and that Iām objectively more intelligent. After having a look at some of your alts ā I can see you fancy yourself as sort of intelligent, yourself. Thatās why you kept trying to act like you
PWNed me with Facts&LogicTM like youāre Ben Shapipi or something at first, lmao. It was cute, tbh. I admit, I sadistically wanted to take that from you. Sorry.
It seems youāve now reverted to your bitter sullen obscene persona, so I take that as tacit acceptance of your L. Iāll take my leave and go back to my usual radio silence around here. Iām pretty sure you know you fucked with the wrong one this time
.
Donāt let it get you down, sis. Thereās always going to be someone smarter, prettier, and more accomplished. Sometimes, that person just also happens to suck fifteen dicks on a Sunday for money. The Lord works in mysterious ways, Sleeze.
Iām going to go talk to my smart friends now on some different fora ā this has me feeling dirty and my boy Dslinger told me to stay pure.