Review Zihuatanejo, Mexico

[Sun&SandMan]

Maybe, just maybe, heading down there when most winter sun seekers are back up north is not such a bad plan

. Suffer in the hotter weather with a great masseuse.


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Heads up: Not much flash on the beach here (Playa Ropa). Its 80 to 85% retired Canadians

Now with Round#7 behind you.. what are you going to do after you return? The withdrawal symptoms will be painful.


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Round #7 starts this morning at 9:30.... Ha.

 

[Sun&SandMan]

Heads up: Not much flash on the beach here (Playa Ropa). Its 80 to 85% retired Canadians

Round #7 starts this morning at 9:30.... Ha.

Ok, so I went into my round #7 expecting another one of her great usual 2 hr deep massages .... NOPE .... When I got into the shop she greeted me with a hug and kiss, asked if I wanted her "Deep Massage" this morning?. "I am quickly thinking WTF" what was I getting before? It raced through my mind that if I say yes its going to hurt and an ambulance will need to pick me up .... walking out after would not be an option! Of course I whimpered and nodded a scared "YES, ..... Please Look After Me" and I climbed on her medieval torture rack. The first 3/4 of the hour was similar to her other sessions, her climbing on the table, basically warming me up and loosening my built up muscle tension with long strong strokes to get me relaxed and limp on her table. Then OMG she started to deep excavate finding knot holes I didn't even know existed. As she worked her magic she would immediately sooth each crater she finished digging. Wow If I tensed up I could sense she was pissed, ..... she would grab my leg or arm and gently shake it out while pulling to stretch and massage the area, relaxing me so she could dig deeper on the next round. She showed no mercy and would not let up until each knot was released before moving on to dig a new hole in a different place. To say the least the table was vibrating at uncontrollable earth quake scale 8.5 to 9.0 most of the time. Her deep rhythm slowly let-up on the last 15min as she soothed and relaxed me back to ground level. I finally somehow managed to melt off her table, she gave me water and her partner promptly told me to sit in her chair, thankfully it had big arm rests so I couldn't fall out. ...... Pedicure time, she could have cut my foot off and I would not have cared at this point, I almost fell asleep from Caroline's major workout during the ped. I walked out, no ambulance needed and zero pain. I shuffled back to the beach somehow and promptly ordered 6 cold Cerveza's and vegged out in a blissful zombie state the rest of the afternoon. Round #8 will Definitely need to be next week. I need to find a large suit case to smuggle her back to Canada next month.

 

[Sun&SandMan]

Round 8 - Oh Oh I got caught!...... My HE girl definitely noticed when I came back to the beach at noon glistening in coconut oil head to toe, doing the slow head down beach sand shuffle desperately looking for a cold cerveza. I got the "Latina Dagger Eye's and Head Throw" as I smiled at her while sitting down in the beach lounge chair. I guess I will need to see her tomorrow morning to see how much pissed off energy she has for me, hope she doesn't break it off. Ha. No way could I have seen her back to back after Caroline and have her mess up master massage work.

 

[TBone]

Damn dude, have you been there for over a month now?

 

[Sun&SandMan]

Damn dude, have you been there for over a month now?

Yup, one more month to go. Thought I would try sand and sun with cold ones for a couple of months this winter.

 

[Albertaman]

Round 8 - Oh Oh I got caught!...... My HE girl definitely noticed when I came back to the beach at noon glistening in coconut oil head to toe, doing the slow head down beach sand shuffle desperately looking for a cold cerveza. I got the "Latina Dagger Eye's and Head Throw" as I smiled at her while sitting down .............No way could I have seen her back to back after Caroline and have her mess up master massage work.

Kudos for this post... in the world of massage hobbyists, unfortunately the true joy of intense bodywork has been pushed aside by the handjob industry.

IMHO, handjobs are a convenient add-on service for unskilled masseuses to make a few quick bucks for little effort. Unfortunately, the majority of clients appear to be ok with this.

The best massages by truly skilled masseuses are in a league of their own. It changes our perceptions of body work. You don't want to destroy the overall elation with a mundane handjob.

Having said all that, even rarer is the masseuse talent that can deliver the ultimate massage one day. And then another session another day is all about shared eroticism. For Edmonton and Calgary, the last well known goddess was Miss V. I am surprised that other therapists have not stepped up to claim that spot.



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[Sun&SandMan]

Kudos for this post... in the world of massage hobbyists, unfortunately the true joy of intense bodywork has been pushed aside by the handjob industry.

IMHO, handjobs are a convenient add-on service for unskilled masseuses to make a few quick bucks for little effort. Unfortunately, the majority of clients appear to be ok with this.

The best massages by truly skilled masseuses are in a league of their own. It changes our perceptions of body work. You don't want to destroy the overall elation with a mundane handjob.

Having said all that, even rarer is the masseuse talent that can deliver the ultimate massage one day. And then another session another day is all about shared eroticism. For Edmonton and Calgary, the last well known goddess was Miss V. I am surprised that other therapists have not stepped up to claim that spot.



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Hmmm, Extra special effort this morning with my He lady, she didn't even try to put the towel drape on. Going to have come walking on the beach more often lubed up to get her attention and the Latina attitude going. Smiles! Super relaxed now.

 

[Albertaman]

Hmmm, Extra special effort this morning with my He lady, she didn't even try to put the towel drape on. Going to have come walking on the beach more often lubed up to get her attention and the Latina attitude going. Smiles! Super relaxed now.

Just posting this here, but I could probably ask this in a number of other places - are you guys ok with a happy ending from any type of masseuse that offers it? Or are you guys pretty picky like I am? TBH, I usually avoid massages from therapists that I am not attracted to. And even then, I am not into stand alone happiness unless there is some mutual pleasing going on. Often wonder how others think and act? Have wondered how so many unattractive and unskilled ladies manage to stay in the biz?


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[Wills_willie]

Just posting this here, but I could probably ask this in a number of other places - are you guys ok with a happy ending from any type of masseuse that offers it? Or are you guys pretty picky like I am? TBH, I usually avoid massages from therapists that I am not attracted to. And even then, I am not into stand alone happiness unless there is some mutual pleasing going on. Often wonder how others think and act? Have wondered how so many unattractive and unskilled ladies manage to stay in the biz?


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Take it when you can get it cause you never know when the opportunity will cum,, around again. Especially as we're getting older and inflation is killing us.

 

[sombraarcana]

Happy hand finish = feliz había terminado
Happy mouth blow job finish = feliz boca golpe trabajo terminar
Stress release = liberar el estrés

This hurt my Mexican Spanish so bad.

Hi Paul60.
Quick language question.
I know the literal translation for Happy ending and Handjob but I would like to know what terms they are actually using in Mexico.
Sometimes I like to throw out a couple common words that hint towards HE when i'm at a place that might be semi legit without actual straight out propositioning the poor therapist (they get that enough , its a tough job and I dont want them to feel creeped out unnecessarily)

any ideas?

your reviews of Caroline are inspiring, It caused me to push the wife for booking Ixtapa (I lost the battle of course)

So what you really want to say is:

Final feliz = happy ending
Relajacion Manual = Relax manual = Handjob
Relajacion Oral = Relax oral = Blowjob
trato de novia = gfe
relacion = fs
posiciones ilimitadas = mpos
oral natural = bbbj

 

[Sun&SandMan]

This hurt my Mexican Spanish so bad.



So what you really want to say is:

Final feliz = happy ending
Relajacion Manual = Relax manual = Handjob
Relajacion Oral = Relax oral = Blowjob
trato de novia = gfe
relacion = fs
posiciones ilimitadas = mpos
oral natural = bbbj

Ha.... or you can just point!

 

[Sun&SandMan]

Round #9, Two words ...."F%#king incredible"
Professional thorough smooth deep tissue massage with Caroline. Ya I am not leaving here, found shiny legit GOLD with her!

 

[Sun&SandMan]

Round #9, Two words ...."F%#king incredible"
Professional thorough smooth deep tissue massage with Caroline. Ya I am not leaving here, found shiny legit GOLD with her!

Not sure why she even try's with the towel....., I am fully exposed 95% of the time even after the legit flip. Its hard not to get hard Ha. At least she doesn't try to hold the towel up to cover me any more when I flip......minor progress with her. I will try her on for no drape next round if she is comfortable.

 

[Sun&SandMan]

Well I almost had an un-happy day.
Went to see my regular HE lady this morning and dammit it was her day off so I went on the hunt and found a younger Latina gal at a different shop. The massage was 5 out of 10, nothing special and I did not leave happy at all ! So I dragged my pissed off un-relaxed ass back to my normal beach lounge chair area and cracked a couple of cold ones to drown my sorrow. Hmmmm, 20 min later a very small tight and young spinner SP chick pops over and sits on my chair between my legs wanting to give me a massage. I am going to tell myself she was 18?? Went into her massage room and OMG such soft gentle youthful hands....I am thinking she is way too young and wrong for me to get my hopes up but dammit the massage was going nice. Wouldn't you know,.... she had enough english to ask me the magic question 1/2 way through. Happy End for you?? My afternoon was good!!!!

Going for Round #10 with Caroline in the morning......

 

[turts]

Next trip I’m coming with you gosh darn it!!

 

[Sun&SandMan]

Round #10 with Caroline, ..... Early morning massage. She opened early to fit me in, first appointment before her next client. ( I could tell she was a bit tired and was rushing) but it was still an amazing nice deep workout.
Fuck am I stupid, I recommended her to my beach buddy a few days before and wouldn't you know, guess who was walking in when I was on the way out, he booked an appointment and took my normal time slot. I hope he liked my oil soaked sheet and towel. Ha. I guess I will have to buy him a beer later.

Ok this is a new one for me....
My other 25 year old HE lady was working so I thought hey that will be nice, a late afternoon session to fully relax after I zone back in from Caroline's legit morning work.
I gave her the happy beach nod and off we go to her massage room. Finally get there and WTF, her boy friend is sitting in a chair right outside of her happy chamber. She sensed I was hesitating and going to cancel. She grabbed my hand and reassured me as we walked in the door right in front of her boy friend. ..... Fuck, into the room I go, the door closes and she immediately starts untying my beach shorts and drops them to my ankles as I am motioning to her that this is not good, we should re-schedule for another time. Nope, as I am standing naked in front of her, she hugs me, pats my bare butt and motioned for me to get on her table. I am thinking fuck, this is not going to end well. Anyway she starts to get ready and then notices oil from Caroline's work still on my back as I am laying on her table, says something in "pissed off Spanish", slaps my bare butt and wipes off the oil before she starts working. Ha. Anyway, the massage was a nice light relaxing one and the LG was rock hard ready to go from her teasing and constant under reach. Ya the boy friend was still sitting outside the paper thin door and wall as she was working me. On the flip she of course knew I was ready and continues gently working to pop me .... but racing through my mind is a severely pissed off Mexican boy friend with a machete slamming through the door. Fuck as hard as it was I grabbed her hands after a minute to stop, knowing I am going to grunt soon. The big head got me off the table, I hugged her .... let the LG settle down a bit and put my beach shorts back on. Yup I had to walk out past the boy friend.

So much for another day at the beach !

 

[ObiWanPotato]

the big question is "are you gonna make a move on Caroline before you fly back?"

 

[Sun&SandMan]

the big question is "are you gonna make a move on Caroline before you fly back?"

She certainly knows I like her and definitely she has seen everything by now.
I will leave that move to her, she knows where her hands can wonder.

 

[Albertaman]

She certainly knows I like her and definitely she has seen everything by now.
I will leave that move to her, she knows where her hands can wonder.

You are smart enough to know that in these situations it is the woman who decides. She chooses. Dumb guys think they have a choice. Dumber guys think they can make things happen.


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[Sun&SandMan]

Hmmmm,
Round 11 with Caroline is set for Sunday morning 9:30, she wants 2 hrs with me.