Review Linda from Hawaii health: ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!

[Brewsky]

We get our needs fulfilled, SWs get paid. As far as I am concerned they do important work and deserve much more respect than they get. But also our common sense, customers are just that. We get the benefits of relationships without the responsibilities, and SWs are working. We can still be friendly and like each over, it makes the hobby much more enjoyable. Just know things for what they are.

Yes and there's a big difference between a relationship built on respect and truth vs. simping and lies.

The guys that fall for this shit are pathetic tbh

 

[DennyRenny]

Yes and there's a big difference between a relationship built on respect and truth vs. simping and lies.

The guys that fall for this shit are pathetic tbh

Well said

 

[Bustanut]

Hi guys i dont usually do reviews but here goes.

A little background: I visited Hawaii health about 2 years ago, i saw Helen and she provided a decent service, nothing amazing, however i did bb service and ended up getting sick, i went to the doctor and got some pills. (lesson learned?)

I avoided this spa as it didnt really impress me either way, it was dirty and none of the attendants that i saw were good looking.

Fast forward to today, i was running late after work and i did need a decent massage on my back which i know from this forum that Linda is good at.

I went in she was servicing another client, she put me in a room and i waited about 10 minutes, the client finished and she asked me to go to the other room, i noticed she didn't change the sheets so i asked her to.

she got mouthy with me right away and said it was fine, i again asked her to change the sheets or covers since she should do that after every client, she moved me to another room like i'm supposed to believe that those are fresh sheets, lol.

w/e, i laid down and she started massaging me, pretty good massage she was digging a bit too hard around my jaw which hurt alot and i asked her to stop.

btw, before all of this, Linda is not a looker, she's old and has nothing going on with her body, on top of that her mouth is gunky and black and gross, so i was definitely not expecting to get uncovered service.

she asks me to flip and before i even get a chance to accommodate my pillow she puts my dick in her mouth, i winced back and asked her to use a condom please, she said ok but the thought of her mouth on my junk already kinda of ruined the mood for me.

she puts on the condom and sucks for 2 minutes before complaining that i was nothing cumming, i knew it was going to be difficult for me given my discomfort at her and the spa so i just said that it's ok she didn't have to continue.

she started complaining about how no one likes sex and anyone that says they like it is faking it, so i just get dressed and handed her $100 for the half hour even though i know she didn't deserve it.

she complained that it was 120, i said that was not discussed at all and it was not fair, she started yelling and getting violent, pushing me a couple of times saying i was not allowed to leave, i was giving her the $100 but she was not taking it.

to avoid any further confrontation i took out another $20bucks and left.

all in all, i would avoid this spa at all costs, i saw there's some other reviews about it being filthy and some people getting claps/ghono from here and i fully believe them, there's no importance given to cleanliness here.

If you're in the area and would like a good massage with bbbj's i suggest heading down to spa times at kingston road, i've had some decent gals there that i might do some reviews on, but they're on board with the other reviews about them here.

Damn dawg after reading Sophia’s post black teeth or not I do not condone pushing any lady to the floor.

 

[Bustanut]

Just goes to show a fucking picko lime review. always bogus.
Lets just agree, Linda is a non starter.
BLACK TEETH

Pickolime is the biggest dip shit ever. Hopefully someone od’s his water with viagara so his dick explodes and we don’t get anymore poo shiesty reviews.

 

[Bustanut]

Thank you my dear pickle lime , I will take your suggestions, I really miss the time that we first met and we posted stories together: I took over this Hawaii Health spa business in 2020 ,then covid 19 came!
I had to buy a massage table started home massage to survive. It was difficult at beginning, no customer at all then, one customer told me about massageplanet , I did know what was massageplanet, then the customer told me that I would busy soon, he told me that one customer I did one Saturday afternoon 2pm his name is pickle lime wrote a good reviews, I was trying to thinking about who was pickle lime and couldn't find it out, i didn't know what is masssgeplanet either, this customer copied the reviews one by one sent to me , i read the copied reviews and I tried to open an account in massageplanet and i got pickle lime's message: "if you shave your pussy I will come to see you today 2 o'clock" I really wanted to know who is pickle lime, I shaved my pussy right away first time in my life no hesitations, when pickle lime came in, I suspected it was him but not sure, then he removed his mask and smiling and told me he is pickle lime, I was so excited that found out my hero !
Then we started a happy journey: I was keep on posting funny massage stories and pickle lime cheered me up with... I couldn't survive in that difficult covid 19 restriction time without pickle lime help!
I really want to hugged him tightly to say thank you thank you and thank you! Thank you help me went through that difficult pandemic time untill now!
Pickle lime has a big heart, he help me doing good business and never want to get anything back !
Before Christmas, he came to us for a 4 hands massage , he insisted on tip me and coco , I run out off spa and tried to give tips back, he drove away ! Good heart pickle lime! Saw he drove away, tears dropped from my eyes...
Thank you everyone here help me or criticizes me, without your company, I couldn't go that far! Thank you from the bottom from my heart! And I wish everyone happy and wealthy and healthy in new year 2024, we will keep on working hard and do best servises to feedback you in 2024 !

Somebody actually likes PICKLE LIME… yo somebody pass the dill dem

 

[UsefulIdiot]

Yes and there's a big difference between a relationship built on respect and truth vs. simping and lies.

The guys that fall for this shit are pathetic tbh

I think they are sad cases, lonely people, unless they became a problem (turn into stalkers , etc.).

 

[Linda lovely]

Damn dawg after reading Sophia’s post black teeth or not I do not condone pushing any lady to the floor.

Yes! When he pushed me down onto the floor rapidly and run away, I was shocked! He seemed a sooo soft person, talked to me about his sad life and waiting for me did another custmer first, sad face , hanged down head all the time!
Now I recall his face, there is a cherry mouth on his face, this mouth no matter on man's or woman's face, from the Physiognomy , it is a balabalabala mouth, this guy has this mouth with dark heart, we know what he did and what he is doing is unbelievable! he wrote that he gott sick from hellen who used to work here years before ( just found it out , it is him !!! through his new bad review), and he still came back to our spa and he still hung out in any other spa? Does this make sense? But this is consistent with the logic of mental illness guy.
Now I understand if I were his family, run away from him is the only way and the best way!
Dark heart people never can make a bright life, don't feel pity on him and let him take advantage any more.

 

[WarEagle]

Wow there sure are a lot of accounts all posting at the same time trying to discredit what ALOT of people have wrote here

First let's clear things up. Linda came up with a story about a client that for some reason pushed her down and he somehow came back and she kept serving him? Just to be clear this was not me. Whoever this regular client of hers is must be someone else that she has had problems with.

The only time we have argued about money was the very last time I went, I was not a regular customer, I went 2 years ago maybe twice and after that didn't see her until my last time there.

Her talking about arguing for money and getting physical with customers doesn't surprise me one bit, anyone reading this can clearly see her pretty much admitting to the experience that I had with her, thus there is really no reason for me to lie or for others to not believe what I wrote. She wanted more money I didnt feel it was fair, and she raised her voice and got really aggressive with me, I gave her the extra money and left, does that sound like someone that would push her down before? I simply wrote it because it was a terrible experience and I felt I owed it to the clients to let them know.


I don't really know what else to reply to all of the white knight accounts, obviously this picko lime guy and her have some kind of relationship or deal going on for him to shill so hard for her.

There's even an account saying that she doesn't have black teeth and that the place is not dirty.

I just want to be clear though, if she didn't make that story up about her regular client then it's definitely some other sad guy that also had a pretty bad experience with her.

 

[Linda lovely]

It is you push me on the floor

 

[Linda lovely]

Wow there sure are a lot of accounts all posting at the same time trying to discredit what ALOT of people have wrote here

First let's clear things up. Linda came up with a story about a client that for some reason pushed her down and he somehow came back and she kept serving him? Just to be clear this was not me. Whoever this regular client of hers is must be someone else that she has had problems with.

The only time we have argued about money was the very last time I went, I was not a regular customer, I went 2 years ago maybe twice and after that didn't see her until my last time there.

Her talking about arguing for money and getting physical with customers doesn't surprise me one bit, anyone reading this can clearly see her pretty much admitting to the experience that I had with her, thus there is really no reason for me to lie or for others to not believe what I wrote. She wanted more money I didnt feel it was fair, and she raised her voice and got really aggressive with me, I gave her the extra money and left, does that sound like someone that would push her down before? I simply wrote it because it was a terrible experience and I felt I owed it to the clients to let them know.


I don't really know what else to reply to all of the white knight accounts, obviously this picko lime guy and her have some kind of relationship or deal going on for him to shill so hard for her.

There's even an account saying that she doesn't have black teeth and that the place is not dirty.

I just want to be clear though, if she didn't make that story up about her regular client then it's definitely some other sad guy that also had a pretty bad experience with her.

It is you lier! You pushed me on the floor !!
Close my eyes I know your face !!

 

[WarEagle]

Why would you keep seeing someone that pushed you on the floor? And you say that he was a regular client always $100, and then you asked him for more money again? But this time he didn't push you to the floor he just said he will leave bad review?

Lady you are crazy, be a professional and conduct the services that you are being paid for, or not, w/e it doesn't matter the clients will slowly find out either way.

You are making up stories and exposing maybe other clients you've had and yet in all of that you are just admitting what kind of experiences you have had, I suggest you take care of yourself and conduct yourself like a professional. Good luck to ya.

 

[Linda lovely]

Wow there sure are a lot of accounts all posting at the same time trying to discredit what ALOT of people have wrote here

First let's clear things up. Linda came up with a story about a client that for some reason pushed her down and he somehow came back and she kept serving him? Just to be clear this was not me. Whoever this regular client of hers is must be someone else that she has had problems with.

The only time we have argued about money was the very last time I went, I was not a regular customer, I went 2 years ago maybe twice and after that didn't see her until my last time there.

Her talking about arguing for money and getting physical with customers doesn't surprise me one bit, anyone reading this can clearly see her pretty much admitting to the experience that I had with her, thus there is really no reason for me to lie or for others to not believe what I wrote. She wanted more money I didnt feel it was fair, and she raised her voice and got really aggressive with me, I gave her the extra money and left, does that sound like someone that would push her down before? I simply wrote it because it was a terrible experience and I felt I owed it to the clients to let them know.


I don't really know what else to reply to all of the white knight accounts, obviously this picko lime guy and her have some kind of relationship or deal going on for him to shill so hard for her.

There's even an account saying that she doesn't have black teeth and that the place is not dirty.

I just want to be clear though, if she didn't make that story up about her regular client then it's definitely some other sad guy that also had a pretty bad experience with her.

It is you ! It is you pushed me on the floor and run away, you came back , calmed down me, it is you WarEagle!
You threatened me write bad review after the last visit.
You know don't play this game to other massage girls! Let them feel pity on you , then you take advantage on them and did bad actions behind!
Your dark heart never bring you a better life, if I were your family, run away is the only and best solution! And one time run, not over and over, because you are good at hid your dark heart with !

 

[Linda lovely]

Why would you keep seeing someone that pushed you on the floor? And you say that he was a regular client always $100, and then you asked him for more money again? But this time he didn't push you to the floor he just said he will leave bad review?

Lady you are crazy, be a professional and conduct the services that you are being paid for, or not, w/e it doesn't matter the clients will slowly find out either way.

You are making up stories and exposing maybe other clients you've had and yet in all of that you are just admitting what kind of experiences you have had, I suggest you take care of yourself and conduct yourself like a professional. Good luck to ya.

Because this guy pushed me down and he came back , explained what his feeling, I forgive him.
If I could know that you are the one with cherry mouth and dark heart that time, this will not happen!

 

[Linda lovely]

Why would you keep seeing someone that pushed you on the floor? And you say that he was a regular client always $100, and then you asked him for more money again? But this time he didn't push you to the floor he just said he will leave bad review?

Lady you are crazy, be a professional and conduct the services that you are being paid for, or not, w/e it doesn't matter the clients will slowly find out either way.

You are making up stories and exposing maybe other clients you've had and yet in all of that you are just admitting what kind of experiences you have had, I suggest you take care of yourself and conduct yourself like a professional. Good luck to ya.

Now even peel your skin , I know it is you !

 

[Linda lovely]

Why would you keep seeing someone that pushed you on the floor? And you say that he was a regular client always $100, and then you asked him for more money again? But this time he didn't push you to the floor he just said he will leave bad review?

Lady you are crazy, be a professional and conduct the services that you are being paid for, or not, w/e it doesn't matter the clients will slowly find out either way.

You are making up stories and exposing maybe other clients you've had and yet in all of that you are just admitting what kind of experiences you have had, I suggest you take care of yourself and conduct yourself like a professional. Good luck to ya.

You already wrote lie reviews got sick from the girl who used to work here, why you still keep on coming back? Does this make sense?
Only make sense with you the mantal illness one!

 

[WarEagle]

I really don't doubt that someone pushed you with the way that you behave, you can even see it in the way that you write. You can take it personally if you'd like but you know my review is the truth. So I suggest changing your ways is all I'm saying.

Again good luck to you lady.

 

[Evad]

Why would you keep seeing someone that pushed you on the floor? And you say that he was a regular client always $100, and then you asked him for more money again? But this time he didn't push you to the floor he just said he will leave bad review?

Lady you are crazy, be a professional and conduct the services that you are being paid for, or not, w/e it doesn't matter the clients will slowly find out either way.

You are making up stories and exposing maybe other clients you've had and yet in all of that you are just admitting what kind of experiences you have had, I suggest you take care of yourself and conduct yourself like a professional. Good luck to ya.

Based on your OP, people like you should just stay home and masturbate, it would be better for everyone involved.

 

[Linda lovely]

Why would you keep seeing someone that pushed you on the floor? And you say that he was a regular client always $100, and then you asked him for more money again? But this time he didn't push you to the floor he just said he will leave bad review?

Lady you are crazy, be a professional and conduct the services that you are being paid for, or not, w/e it doesn't matter the clients will slowly find out either way.

You are making up stories and exposing maybe other clients you've had and yet in all of that you are just admitting what kind of experiences you have had, I suggest you take care of yourself and conduct yourself like a professional. Good luck to ya.

Think of yourself deeply

I really don't doubt that someone pushed you with the way that you behave, you can even see it in the way that you write. You can take it personally if you'd like but you know my review is the truth. So I suggest changing your ways is all I'm saying.

Again good luck to you lady.

It is you wareagle! Peel your skin I know it is you!
Go see doctor get your mental problem fixed and stay with one woman that can satisfy you!
If you have abilities to keep her with

 

[Linda lovely]

Based on your OP, people like you should just stay home and masturbate, it would be better for everyone involved.

It is him pushed me down on the floor!! He explained that because he waited for me and he wanted more time enjoy his sick dick fun

 

[Linda lovely]

It is him pushed me down on the floor!! He explained that because he waited for me and he wanted more time enjoy his sick dick fun

I really don't doubt that someone pushed you with the way that you behave, you can even see it in the way that you write. You can take it personally if you'd like but you know my review is the truth. So I suggest changing your ways is all I'm saying.

Again good luck to you lady.

It is you !