Amusing Alphacare Story

[delouse]

After lurking here for a year, I've finally decided to register and post a review/story.

Last week after a night of WAGG I found myself at Alphacare. Had a half-hour with a half-decent looking eastern european name Alexandria... I think that was her name. Anyways, when it came time for the r&t she reached for the massage oil and applied some downstairs. Unfortunately for me, it had been refilled with rubbing alcohol instead of oil. I thought the family jewels were on fire. I was close to screaming... She was asking me what was wrong and all I could mumble through the pain was 'Burning! Burning!' Well she caught on and towelled me off. Aiee, what an experience.

She apologized profusely for the rest of the session.

I still remember the pain.

Ow.

 

[Kristi Kreme]

ROTFL, getting back up, and ROTFL again.

Welcome to the world of being a poster, GobblyGook. and a pretty good one at that too. Hope to hear more of your stories and hopefully they have happier endings.

 

[ANNIE M]

Imagine if you received a really severe burn on your dick and you had to take them to court to sue them for pain and suffering? Damn, I'd love to be in the court room during the proceedings as you retell your story ... hahahaha. And the photos, oh the humiliating photos! LMAO! (Sorry, but I can laff cuz it wasn't me )

Now that I think about it, what the hell is a bottle of rubbing alcohol doing in the room to begin with???

 

[tori w]

Hahahaha! (Sorry).

They keep the alcohol in there to kill the germs (maybe they should pour it in the showers or on the rug).

I had a session with her months ago. She actually gives a great massage. Funny thing though, I was glancing at her kitty and seen what I thought was a piece of fluff (tough to tell without the glasses on). I was just about to say something when upon further examination I noticed it was the monthly string.

 

[Jamerican Steve]

Sometimes I think that they should just take that rubbing alcohol and disinfect the whole place.

And I didn't ask for a refund. I was more interested in jumping in the shower and saving the boys...

 

[Megan!91]

LOL

Phil Ashio

 

[Pompal 09.]

I hope there was a no-smoking policy in effect there at Alphacare, else the jewels could have been torched. Imagine having to have skin grafts done down there.

 

[DarkMaster]

Dude, I thought I had it bad when I got burned by the shower (the plumbing is so bad that the water temp goes from 40C to 0C to 200C without warning!!) With regard to the comment about the burn on your privates, reminds me of onetime an escort was performing oral, using the ever so erotic "cheese grater technique", eventually got her to stop and finished otherwise. She left and I went to bed. Woke up hours later to take a leak, and nearly had a friggin heart attack. I looked down and literally my member was black and blue! It did change back to normal colour in about a week (after going through various green and yellow shades!)

 

[Gitane Demone]

Rubbing alcohol is also used to remove oil...works far better than soap, towel, etc. Just that you certainly don't want it applied in certain regions...reminds me of time as a kid when some rub a535 on my thigh rubbed onto my testicles (yes, that is how it happened)....can still remember that one too.

 

[lisa hampton]

Rubbing alcohol is great for remove the scent off your hands, etc depending on where they have been. Sometimes soap doesn't cut it. I have only been to a couple of places that had it in the room, can't remember off hand which ones. There are also a couple of places that have it in the bathrooms.

I think they tend to not have it readily available since it is usually an indication that extra's are going on.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I couldn't help laughing, but I also sympathize with your pain.

I tend to like to see a bottle of rubbing alcohol in a place because it means they are paying at least some attention to disinfecting hands and facilities.

As Blade and blopar point out, the rubbing alcohol is also good for removing scents -- if nothing else, the horrible scented soaps and oils that some places use.