arrival counter to MTB

[Lolipop]

This is great. Then I will have the beach and all for me alone 55555

 

[ANTHONY R]

:intello: 7 days to wheels up

 

[Tayt]

15 more days and I'm on my way!!! Looking forward to meeting a few B.M and catching up with some I met on my last trip.

 

[I R NORMAL IS NOT A PEDO]

10 more nighty nights to go

 

[Cool]

Masturbation

For pleasure only 6 calories
For exercise, too 10 calories
For relief from tension 12 calories
To pass the time 7 calories
To avoid overeating 16 calories
To get in touch with inner self 10 calories
To get in touch with outter self 10.5 calories
To avoid insanity 24 calories
To avoid spending money on a date
(In addition to being a viable alternative to television, shopping, and binges, masturbation is a quick and inexpensive way to get warm.) 9 calories
Using your hand(s) 11 calories
Using your finger(s) 9 calories
Using tweezers 2 calories
Using an inflatable doll 24 calories
Using Any fruit or vegetable
(Except watermelon or a sprig of parsley) 19 calories
Using a vibrator, hand-operated 12 calories
Using a vibrator, windup 9 calories
Using a vibrator, electric 5 calories
Using anything not mentioned here 50 calories
In a pornographic movie theater - purchasing the ticket 2.5 calories
In a pornographic movie theater - finding isolated seat 78 calories
In a pornographic movie theater - adjusting raincoat 3 calories

Typical Sex-Related Fears

Partner hates me for what I did 4 calories
Partner hates me for what I didn't do 8 calories
Forgetting the instructions in the sex manual 10 calories
Climaxing too soon 5 calories
Climaxing too late 6 calories
Not climaxing 20 calories
Partner thinks of me as a sex object 9 calories
Partner doesn't think of me as a sex object 47 calories
Partner will neglect to adminster last rites should I not recover from orgasm 88 calories

Personal Fears

Gigantic cellulite that shake and ripple during orgasm 6 calories
Stretch marks that look like a plowed field 8 calories
Penis envy 72 calories
Body odor of a disgruntled yak 25 calories

Getting Caught

By partner's spouse 60 calories
By your spouse 60.5 calories
Trying to explain 165 calories
Stuttering 28 calories
Throwing up
(Calorie counts here are flexible, depending on type of spouse-whether understanding and open-minded, or narrow-minded and armed) 40 calories

Almost Getting Caught

Trying to remain calm 100 calories
Fright (includes trembling) 66 calories
Leaping out of bed 25 calories
Getting dressed in one large motion 300 calories
Thanking partner quickly 2 calories
Jumping out of window
add 5 calories if window wasn't open 15 calories
Landing 1 calorie
Running very fast 50 calories

So now we know the heat generated,
Now take the mass of water in the kettle and its ambient temperature, use the temp difference required. it takes 1 calorie to raise 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade and voila!

 

[President Pelosi]

still got 158 days to go...thank good for this forum or i'd be goin crazy

 

[FREE ARIZONA RB-1070]

70 days till MTB.

 

[REALIST L]

Sorry about the missing information - perhaps this is a better map?

 

[Senor Cardgage]

21 days oh yer baby

 

[Zoey is getting so big!]

24 hours to go...
Anybody there to give this Dutch newbie a 'quick' introduction?

Ehhh... one Q:
Is there a tradition for 'first timers' @ MTB?


Cheers and keep a Singha cooled down for me !!


EiSl

 

[giddy penguin]

In exactly one month, I will be somewhere above the Eurasian continent, on my way to Bangkok, on Thai Air. At about 9.30 - 10.00 am, I will arrive in Patong. See you in MTB on the 11th of Sept.

 

[Pompal 09.]

9 more days...i can see the light at the end of the tunnel...55555

 

[Gabbie]

43 days to go

 

[Sachin]

I SHUD BUMP IN TO YOU THEN..........

 

[mary j]

zomg! 88 days for me (uncomfirmed)

The girl in the white top on the MTB webcam today looks yummy!

Hiya babe :happyi:

 

[Keegzz]

35 days till i hop on that plane!!!!!!:happyi:

 

[Lone Wolf]

First trip, after spending a coupla months here reading I can't wait.

BR
Snakebite

 

[clontarf1002]

14 more sleeps for me................

 

[pseudonym]

98 days: :

Not sure what I am doing there yet.

 

[Sean Boy]

is 3 months too long to start counting down?