Necessity is the mother of experimentation!
(Cos we are too busy in mongering to invent)
Move over DB/OB Reviews - these are the days of App reviews!
So despite a self imposed exile of almost 4 months (give and take few days), the memories of those sultry ladies clad in figure hugging sarees/ass hugging salwars and backless cholis kept haunting (or perhaps pleasing) me with the blaring music of raunchy songs in the background!!
And when I finally accepted defeat and chose to surrender to my desires, I had no other option but to embrace the current normal of mongering - streaming apps!!
Bigo being banned, stumbled upon a plethora of apps (just like the Kishore Bar marg) and downloaded all of them and decided to give all of them a shot, one after the other (once again just like NM) ..
And when i finally entered the first "broad", I could literally relive the first few hours of my mongering with the same set of questions that went like -
What the fuck is happening here?
Why does it seem like everyone else understands the dynamics and not me?
Why the fuck are these stupids (or as Basu calls them - bakras) showering girls for literally doing nothing except dolling up?
Why the hell does everyone seem to have more money to splurge than me?
And when you find yourselves surrounded by all these questions - the only thing that comes out of it is the primitive urge to explore more and understand the environment till you are one with it...
For the first 2 days, i literally knocked upon every door trying to find that one girl who would make it worth the while and after a couple of days od hard work, stumbled upon the right one...
One look at her profile and it was clear that she was a bar dancer from Mumbai and of course had to be hunted down!!
Had blown some cash by then to understand the dynamics by then and it was pretty clear that there is not much difference between real and virtual mongering except that there is too much noise in the virtual world and you have to have exceptional skills or a large cashpile to get noticed by some of the good ones...
So this girl goes by the name of Baby Doll (565708512) on Streamkar and performs exceptionally well - utilizing all her experience at the bars pretty well...
Wasnt too hard to grab her attention - the real world tricks work virtually as well - and it was time to bid goodbye to chastity...
Lost my virtual virginity with the good old JKP to start with - and yes, I FELT ALIVE!!!!
Pulled out an entire playlist from the old days and sent it to her - she was more than willing to perform for the going bar rates!!!
Not withstanding the mobile screens that separated us, her moves seduced and her expressions tantalized every single bit of me - so here is a toast to many more nights of virtual mongering to follow!!
Came across other two cuties as well who gave a girl next door feeling for a bit of harmless banter - and boy, am hooked to Streamkar at least for a while!!!
So here is the rating for SK
Performers - 2/10, most of them have no talent and it is hard work discovering the gems like the ones i mentioned...
Ease of navigation - 5/10, i felt like being trapped in a maze with neon lights
VFM - 10/10 in the current mongering scenario...
WIR - At least till the novelty wears off...
Ps - how about a virtual comongering session on SK or Tango, my fellow sinners?
Tyrion Lives on, no matter what! (OL wins, once again)
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