dance bars in navi mumbai

[AlwaysAshwin]

10 = 200
100 = 1000
500 = 3000

I agree, these are strange equations defying all mathematical principles. But today MK, Apparulez and alwaysashwin took me to a place that necessitated the above formula which may even be correct .

I am pretty drunk now( which is not unusual whenever I am in Navi Mumbai) and will recalculate the above formulas when I am sober (it means I have to leave Mumbai!) If it is still valid I will post a detailed FR explaining the rationale.

Till then, sorry for a random and non-sensical post (nothing out of the ordinary then, as all my post are quite random and don't make sense!) and I apologize. I hope and also sure that you will all forgive and understand the reason (what else, drunkenness!) this senseless post

I also do hope that Apparulez, alwaysashwin and MK26 can accredit the above formula.. unfortunately they may also be equally drunk, so we will clear it as soon as we are all released from the grip of this necessary evil aka dhaarumohini..

Enjoy mongering . Navi Mumbai is the best..

Regards
Basu

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Gm bros. Morning’s cold air taunting about yesterday’s warm sensations at the Coalfields of Shiravane.

By the time I was catching rik yesterday nite, Basu da already put up FR...such skills man.

Basu da’s strange equations r difficult to crack but probably explains the gist of yesterday’s feelings if I m not wrong.

10,100,500....the notes which gave 200, 1000, 3000 worth of returns. VFM formula i guess


With Pleasure
AA

 

[Basu1970]

Oranges = Apples

That's what the numbers in the previous post refer to. I know it's not even 24 hrs since I wondered why people are comparing, but hey, who trusts a drunkards words or thoughts?!! So here is the story for comparison and the rationale of why they could be the same and also under what conditions!!

Started the evening by making the customary visit to Mayur and Kishore (just like how in Hindu temples it is mandatory to visit Ganesha sannidhi before you visit the main deity, it is becoming habitual to go two these places before making any other plans! That gives me an idea.. just like tour operators for strip clubs of Vegas, I think there is a business opportunity here.. Stag event organiser for Navi Mumbai dance bars and clubs.. why bother going to Goa and exotic places? There is better option right next door! If some of you are thinking "Stag event organiser? we call that pimping".. I don't mind what you think or want to call it, just give me the money to start this exciting business venture, "Silk Route Party Planners". Before the bhakts jump in about copyrights, the name will be subject to trade mark approval by USam and he will also be requested to be honorary board member!! ), Sorry digressed quite a bit, thought I am sober while writing this, looks like I am not!!

Two memorable events at Kishore. The previous evening asked one girl to dress up and boy did she turned up dressed. I might have given her 5-6 times the normal Kishore money, but that was for the effort she had taken.. I was really impressed with that attitude. She had been calling MK all evening to see if I am coming, at that time we found that irritating but after seeing the effort, now with a clear mind (yes, I do sometimes have clear minds, although rarely) I can understand the reason. She just wanted to show the effort she had put. of course I am old enough (and slightly mature as well!) to understand that it is not out of love but for money, but even for money the effort taken was commendable. sorry MK for the umpteen calls!! It was worth it though..

Second event was meeting demoashash.. MK, hereafter I forbid you to introduce me to anyone who are not bald or grey or have beer belly !! These millennials are making me feel age challenged (politically correct term for budda!!). Demoashash, his handle name length seems to be more than his age!! Nice meeting you man..

With the night still young (unlike the mongers I meet, I prefer the nights to be young!), AA(that's AlwaysAshwin and not Alcoholics Anonymous, although at this rate of beer consumption I definitely need the later and not the former), AR(ruler of appa, slowly becoming ruler of dance floors) and Raj (I might need few 100 pages to give proper intro to this man, but of late since only gaalis are required to fill that many number of pages, let me stick to calling him MK) wanted to do a social experiment and who better to test it on other than on someone who lost his high end OB virginity very recently and was still talking about 'heaven'ly abode of apsaras?

The experiment is this: can we have as much fun in a low end DB as we had in high end OB? We were quite close to Sainath while discussing and so Sainath had the privilege of hosting us! Atleast on paper let us assume and pretend these bars are hosts and we are the guests and not walking ATMs!

Enter Sainath.. Few girls and lot of kaamwalis.. to give you an idea of the kind of girls and possible clientele, let me narrate an incident.. I asked one girl to sit and after sometime she asked me if I would like her to dance. I said yes and she wanted to play bhojpuri songs as it's what she can dance for and normally her clients play as well ! Please don't take any offence or misunderstand that I look down on bhojpuri songs. That's not the intention.. highlighting it only to give an idea about this place..

For money thrown for one dance at OB, we had the luxury to throw the same amount on 5 girls/ kaamwalis.. so we did just that and after performance assessment on 6-7 of them, settled on two girls for further dances. For the next two hours both danced for most songs and their energy level was phenomenal.. maybe it is because it is the first time someone is showering them with money for every song.. half way through, nearly all the waiters and black coats were near our table and it was 'kaun hey eh log? Kidarse Aaya?' moment for them..

Unfortunately one girl had to dance with a restricted hand movement. She was a graceful dancer but could not use both her hands freely. Some of you guys might remember late 70s , early 80s movies with Ranjeet as villian. In his movies there will always be a scene where the heroine will keep her hand cross chested to resist Ranjeet from removing her saree.. AA, you are too young to have seen those, so go to YouTube and search for Ranjeet rape scene to get an idea! This girl was dancing with similar pose because of Appas insistence on boni in choli I am sure Appa will crack it in next few visits!! Fortunately for the other girl, it looks like she lives in an area infested with mosquitos as she was wearing a net covering from her neck to the top of blouse, so boni in choli was not possible with her. With that kind of dress, even to see cleavage was, is it there, is it not there moment!!

Now back to the fun quotient.. I have honestly not had so much fun and not moved my legs and shaked my body (calling what I did as dance is an insult to that art, so let me stick to shaking and moving!!) so much in my life. And believe me, when I say my life, thats a very long time!!

And that was only possible because of the Marathi manoos who accompanied me. To an extent lot of Budweiser in the system helped as well, but without these three, I would not have had 10% of the fun it was..

Facilities wise there is a world of difference between the two places and there can absolutely be no comparison on the quality of girls. For crying out loud, at heaven6, they have an attendee in the bathroom to open the tap and hand you tissue paper.. not my kind of customer care, but I completely understand the logic and need for it. And I think very soon they will employ someone to open the zip and hold the dick while you pee!!

And that brings to the equation! AA, I agree with your logic of the returns and VFM and the equation fits perfectly there as well. I was more referring to the money spent on last two nights at two different places with similar outcome. However, there was one big condition, atleast for me.. Whether you are in higher end or lower end, the people I went with made sure the happiness quotient is maintained and the money you pay is for the facilities and to the quality, but with the right crowd, FUN can be had at any place.. Vitamin M does help a lot, some places need more and others lesser!

Mushik Bhai, your calculations of money spent is off by atleast a factor of 10 !!
Anglo, missed you this visit.. hopefully next time.

Another post with lot of noise and little substance. Let me duck under the protection of drunkenness and beg your forgiveness for useless post!

That's me going back into hibernation for another few months.. until next time , JAI NAVI MUMBAI..

Rgds
Basu

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[TyrionLannister69]

Waited 12 hours for an explanation... Was worth every single moment of the wait...

Love your style of narration with subnarrations happening in the brackets

Oranges = Apples


Rgds
Basu

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[rajrocks]

It is good to watch movies when I am not visiting dbs.

i have watched two movies "here" which are classic hong kong martial art movies.one is 70s classic" snake in the monkeys shadow" and the other is DRUNKEN MONKEY.

Guys who love martial art movies can take a look at these two.

This 2 movies really helped to save atleast 10k by stopping me from visiting dbs last 2 nights and spending.

I do not need to write pages of gaalis since my rhetorics do that for me.

Thanks for remembering this nacheese.

Cheers friends and foes.

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[demoashash]

Oranges = Apples

That's what the numbers in the previous post refer to. I know it's not even 24 hrs since I wondered why people are comparing, but hey, who trusts a drunkards words or thoughts?!! So here is the story for comparison and the rationale of why they could be the same and also under what conditions!!

Started the evening by making the customary visit to Mayur and Kishore (just like how in Hindu temples it is mandatory to visit Ganesha sannidhi before you visit the main deity, it is becoming habitual to go two these places before making any other plans! That gives me an idea.. just like tour operators for strip clubs of Vegas, I think there is a business opportunity here.. Stag event organiser for Navi Mumbai dance bars and clubs.. why bother going to Goa and exotic places? There is better option right next door! If some of you are thinking "Stag event organiser? we call that pimping".. I don't mind what you think or want to call it, just give me the money to start this exciting business venture, "Silk Route Party Planners". Before the bhakts jump in about copyrights, the name will be subject to trade mark approval by USam and he will also be requested to be honorary board member!! ), Sorry digressed quite a bit, thought I am sober while writing this, looks like I am not!!

Two memorable events at Kishore. The previous evening asked one girl to dress up and boy did she turned up dressed. I might have given her 5-6 times the normal Kishore money, but that was for the effort she had taken.. I was really impressed with that attitude. She had been calling MK all evening to see if I am coming, at that time we found that irritating but after seeing the effort, now with a clear mind (yes, I do sometimes have clear minds, although rarely) I can understand the reason. She just wanted to show the effort she had put. of course I am old enough (and slightly mature as well!) to understand that it is not out of love but for money, but even for money the effort taken was commendable. sorry MK for the umpteen calls!! It was worth it though..

Second event was meeting demoashash.. MK, hereafter I forbid you to introduce me to anyone who are not bald or grey or have beer belly !! These millennials are making me feel age challenged (politically correct term for budda!!). Demoashash, his handle name length seems to be more than his age!! Nice meeting you man..

With the night still young (unlike the mongers I meet, I prefer the nights to be young!), AA(that's AlwaysAshwin and not Alcoholics Anonymous, although at this rate of beer consumption I definitely need the later and not the former), AR(ruler of appa, slowly becoming ruler of dance floors) and Raj (I might need few 100 pages to give proper intro to this man, but of late since only gaalis are required to fill that many number of pages, let me stick to calling him MK) wanted to do a social experiment and who better to test it on other than on someone who lost his high end OB virginity very recently and was still talking about 'heaven'ly abode of apsaras?

The experiment is this: can we have as much fun in a low end DB as we had in high end OB? We were quite close to Sainath while discussing and so Sainath had the privilege of hosting us! Atleast on paper let us assume and pretend these bars are hosts and we are the guests and not walking ATMs!

Enter Sainath.. Few girls and lot of kaamwalis.. to give you an idea of the kind of girls and possible clientele, let me narrate an incident.. I asked one girl to sit and after sometime she asked me if I would like her to dance. I said yes and she wanted to play bhojpuri songs as it's what she can dance for and normally her clients play as well ! Please don't take any offence or misunderstand that I look down on bhojpuri songs. That's not the intention.. highlighting it only to give an idea about this place..

For money thrown for one dance at OB, we had the luxury to throw the same amount on 5 girls/ kaamwalis.. so we did just that and after performance assessment on 6-7 of them, settled on two girls for further dances. For the next two hours both danced for most songs and their energy level was phenomenal.. maybe it is because it is the first time someone is showering them with money for every song.. half way through, nearly all the waiters and black coats were near our table and it was 'kaun hey eh log? Kidarse Aaya?' moment for them..

Unfortunately one girl had to dance with a restricted hand movement. She was a graceful dancer but could not use both her hands freely. Some of you guys might remember late 70s , early 80s movies with Ranjeet as villian. In his movies there will always be a scene where the heroine will keep her hand cross chested to resist Ranjeet from removing her saree.. AA, you are too young to have seen those, so go to YouTube and search for Ranjeet rape scene to get an idea! This girl was dancing with similar pose because of Appas insistence on boni in choli I am sure Appa will crack it in next few visits!! Fortunately for the other girl, it looks like she lives in an area infested with mosquitos as she was wearing a net covering from her neck to the top of blouse, so boni in choli was not possible with her. With that kind of dress, even to see cleavage was, is it there, is it not there moment!!

Now back to the fun quotient.. I have honestly not had so much fun and not moved my legs and shaked my body (calling what I did as dance is an insult to that art, so let me stick to shaking and moving!!) so much in my life. And believe me, when I say my life, thats a very long time!!

And that was only possible because of the Marathi manoos who accompanied me. To an extent lot of Budweiser in the system helped as well, but without these three, I would not have had 10% of the fun it was..

Facilities wise there is a world of difference between the two places and there can absolutely be no comparison on the quality of girls. For crying out loud, at heaven6, they have an attendee in the bathroom to open the tap and hand you tissue paper.. not my kind of customer care, but I completely understand the logic and need for it. And I think very soon they will employ someone to open the zip and hold the dick while you pee!!

And that brings to the equation! AA, I agree with your logic of the returns and VFM and the equation fits perfectly there as well. I was more referring to the money spent on last two nights at two different places with similar outcome. However, there was one big condition, atleast for me.. Whether you are in higher end or lower end, the people I went with made sure the happiness quotient is maintained and the money you pay is for the facilities and to the quality, but with the right crowd, FUN can be had at any place.. Vitamin M does help a lot, some places need more and others lesser!

Mushik Bhai, your calculations of money spent is off by atleast a factor of 10 !!
Anglo, missed you this visit.. hopefully next time.

Another post with lot of noise and little substance. Let me duck under the protection of drunkenness and beg your forgiveness for useless post!

That's me going back into hibernation for another few months.. until next time , JAI NAVI MUMBAI..

Rgds
Basu

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The pleasure of meeting you was all mine basu da...Thanks Mk for the intro..To basu da and appleruz..
Think we me and v@@ missed you at Mayur as we were there from 5 to 7...Anyways it was good meeting you at K with Nikita by your side...

Age has no relation to love respect or mongering ...You were as young as all the mongers here with a mature head on your shoulders..

Since K was all packed with even MK waiting for a place..A quick chat with him and me and v@@ decide to head to Anita the new place ..All courtesy Mk for the direction...

Found it easily a small place ..With about 10 to 12 girls ..Maybe the video has some effect on the staff no...Had a quick bud and showered some M s on a pyt in a black dress..And disappeared from there ..Then decide to go to Baba palace ...and man oh man ...The number of girls were around 40 to 45 at least ranging from 5 to 8...Made a couple of girls dance ...Sorry forgot their names as was 7 buds down...Saw a few from other bars ...The transgen who was earlier in rasna is now in baba...

This place needs to be explored a little more....Maybe Sunday be coming...One last for the year before we bid adieu to a wonderful mongering year gone by... The best memories about meeting fellow mongers Mk I like to monger mongering 1986 Mark. Aplleruz basu da...NM..Pc although only briefly..And others who's name I must have met..
Also big cheers to Cyrus Randell v@@ and niketan for all the wonderful mongering sessions all the year ...

And lastly thanks MK for making our evening yesterday ..Was great to meet you after so long...

Cheers everyone for the new year..

Happy mongering ...

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[funzone699]

Any good mutton restaurant in Navi Mumbai ? Not a good place to ask I know

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[rajrocks]

Any good mutton restaurant in Navi Mumbai ? Not a good place to ask I know

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you can ask anything and everything here, bro, but dont expect replies / answers to all.

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[funzone699]

you can ask anything and everything here, bro, but dont expect replies / answers to all.

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Ok cool

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[mumbai monger]

Any good mutton restaurant in Navi Mumbai ? Not a good place to ask I know

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Try koknai / malvani hotel navi mumbai in google zomato etc

Konkani Rassa Restaurant
Sector 15, CBD Belapur, Navi Mumbai, Maharashtra 400614
099207 49649


Merchant Classic Building, Shop No -1, Plot No -3, -48A, Navimumbai, Krishna Changa Naik Marg, Sector 48-A, Seawoods, Mumbai, Maharashtra 400706
022 2770 5001





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[Shivamrut]

It is good to watch movies when I am not visiting dbs.

i have watched two movies "here" which are classic hong kong martial art movies.one is 70s classic" snake in the monkeys shadow" and the other is DRUNKEN MONKEY.

Guys who love martial art movies can take a look at these two.

This 2 movies really helped to save atleast 10k by stopping me from visiting dbs last 2 nights and spending.

I do not need to write pages of gaalis since my rhetorics do that for me.

Thanks for remembering this nacheese.

Cheers friends and foes.

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No one remembered you

Basu Da meant For MK when he mentioned Raj in his Fr

God Save me
Too much stupidly

 

[mongerking26]

Any good mutton restaurant in Navi Mumbai ? Not a good place to ask I know

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Amrut bar and restaurant, where u get bolhai mutton is recommended.
Its in APMC mkt near krishna restaurant.
U could try "desi chiken lapeta dry" if u want sumthing to try on.
But do not order "kadaknath" dish here as we personally did not relish the black hen flesh.
Rest all ur choice.

MK

 

[funzone699]

Amrut bar and restaurant, where u get bolhai mutton is recommended.
Its in APMC mkt near krishna restaurant.
U could try "desi chiken lapeta dry" if u want sumthing to try on.
But do not order "kadaknath" dish here as we personally did not relish the black hen flesh.
Rest all ur choice.

MK

Thank u mk26 much appreciated

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[funzone699]

Try koknai / malvani hotel navi mumbai in google zomato etc

Konkani Rassa Restaurant
Sector 15, CBD Belapur, Navi Mumbai, Maharashtra 400614
099207 49649


Merchant Classic Building, Shop No -1, Plot No -3, -48A, Navimumbai, Krishna Changa Naik Marg, Sector 48-A, Seawoods, Mumbai, Maharashtra 400706
022 2770 5001





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Thank you mm bro , much appreciated will try

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[rajrocks]

No one remembered you

Basu Da meant For MK when he mentioned Raj in his Fr

God Save me
Too much stupidly

told you not to reply to my post, last night also.

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[Shivamrut]

told you not to reply to my post, last night also.

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U r my Favourite

Na munna Na


Hum saath saath hai

 

[rajrocks]

lets start then?

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[solomonk41]

Any good mutton restaurant in Navi Mumbai ? Not a good place to ask I know

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Navi mumbai have so many options.
Bengali, rajasthani, ne sab milega.
You can test so many variety of milk tanks in kishor, Mayur and sneha. Lip juice is also available in new mumbai. It's small Thailand. Itna kuch karne bad khana to mangta hai.
Try chikan tandur and fish fry at palms hotel vashi, kokani hotel at vashi opp of bus depo.
In panvel try sapna for chikan and mutton.

If you are in new mumbai then don't eat so Sirf milk tanker ka maja lo, kisi tank me hawa bharo. Kisi tank ko daru pila kar maje karo

So many options hai.

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[funzone699]

Navi mumbai have so many options.
Bengali, rajasthani, ne sab milega.
You can test so many variety of milk tanks in kishor, Mayur and sneha. Lip juice is also available in new mumbai. It's small Thailand. Itna kuch karne bad khana to mangta hai.
Try chikan tandur and fish fry at palms hotel vashi, kokani hotel at vashi opp of bus depo.
In panvel try sapna for chikan and mutton.

If you are in new mumbai then don't eat so Sirf milk tanker ka maja lo, kisi tank me hawa bharo. Kisi tank ko daru pila kar maje karo

So many options hai.

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Solo bro

I had chicken fried rice in mayur few days ago , seekha ne kanjus bol ke mangwa liya

Now I had upset stomach from few days that's y I want to have good mutton for both my stomach n my johhny

Mutton khake jhonny main bahut jaan aati hai

Thank you all will try

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[rajrocks]

Solo bro

I had chicken fried rice in mayur few days ago , seekha ne kanjus bol ke mangwa liya

Now I had upset stomach from few days that's y I want to have good mutton for both my stomach n my johhny

Mutton khake jhonny main bahut jaan aati hai

Thank you all will try

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never eat food from the bar. they get it from local vendor outside, no hygene.

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[solomonk41]

Solo bro

I had chicken fried rice in mayur few days ago , seekha ne kanjus bol ke mangwa liya

Now I had upset stomach from few days that's y I want to have good mutton for both my stomach n my johhny

Mutton khake jhonny main bahut jaan aati hai

Thank you all will try

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Don't eat any food in any sb. It's unhyjanic.

Chock only lips and tanks. Don't waste time in food.


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