Is it hangover 4 ? Few new numbers I see on dial list , few anecdotes coming through to me, got a severe headache....must have been good
Manish place - Laila - Nightangle - Ikon(oops too late)
Manish Place
I should have been out in a minute but stayed until 10. Ground floor. Ordered a quarter of whiskey. Girls there may be good human beings but really none of them I found appealing. I asked the waiter ladkian acche kidhar hain..neeche ya upar ? He said neeche. Pause. Upar auntiya ha. Had a good laugh.
1.5k. no tops to girls.
Laila
They put a girl beside me.. By now I was in the mood to have fun. A quarter of signature was in. Mein poocha dance aata hai .. she said nahi sirf yehi aata hain gesturing by hand the raw motion between a man and a woman. I could not help laugh for 5 minutes and so did she. Honesty at its brutal best! I forced her to stand up and swing with me to the s ongs but she just didn't have it in her. I asked her kya kya karoge mere saath, favourite position, good time pass discussions. Tipped her 1k. Bastard waiter had me buy another quarter for him to keep the half. Clock : 11 30. Cost 2k
Nightangle
Now this turned out to be awesome fun.
Got a seat at the last row.
I saw a 50+ seriously drunk sophisticated uncle showering money on a kamsin Kali but she wasn't letting her touch. I called the girl and said mere daddy hain teh thik se khayal rakho inka. I got talking to this man and his friend..they were senior directors in a big MNC. He proudly said he has already had the kali 4 times and has 4 girlfriends. It was a Kodak moment ..the glory and inner gratification when he said that was so satisfying to see. I said you are my new role model..gotta have fun in life until it lasts. His friend was splashing on some one else before and by the time he took me to introduce her she was busy being splashed by some other guy.
In the mean time I was eyeing the very pretty stage dancer. I called her to my table asked her name and said you are very beautiful in English. She said thank you. After that there was continuous eye hook ups and I was showing my phone to her to indicate I want her number. She nodded smiling. I got 2k and whist she was dancing on stage and I dripping each note on her ..one by one..only like 3 inches away standing face to face whilst talking to her..getting to know her. I can't exactly remember what we chatted on but there were words exchanged. So sexy..these initial conversations trying to woo a new beautiful lass...
Then a twist. Comes a nerdy villain. As I got to table, I see a bhondu looking young nice guy with nerdy glasses with bunch of notes splashing on the babe. I was no competition in cash. Wtf?? I went to the guy and asked hey if you are eying this babe let me know I will back out. He said no no..she is just a friend. I saw this guy splash with many bundles in tune of 20k I think. No friend until being forced does that right. Babe was now totally focused on this guy spending time , talking. In the mean time she had the waiter pass her number to me. Bhondu was over the moon but I didn't see much chemistry between them there.. It was funny all other girls were acting surprised to me..ki kya chal Raha hai ..laundiya Nikal gayi. The whole experience was amusing. After bhondu left babe and I had few expressions exchanged. I called her on my way back..not sure what I said but she spoke in English which was different.
Clock 1 45am. Cost 4k
Went to ikon next . Doorman said it's closed. I said meri item hain andar ..he took me in and it was really closed. I called my item then few times..she finally picks up..at this time I was gone with the whiskey..2am
Main. Jaanu kaha ho
Item. Kaun bol Raha hai
Mein. Jaanu baby
Item. Mein kisiko jaanu nahi bolti.
At this time I realised it's true we don't call each other jaanu.
Mein. Aare mein Jigar bolraha hu baby
Item. Oh. Aap koi dusre number se karrahe ho
Mein. Nahi toh. Tum mujhe bhi Jaan nahi bologe?
Item. Bla bla bla..( some honest explanation)
Mein. Mein ikon Aya that tumhe surprise dene
Item. Mein woh chod diya aaj se. Abhi sirf mein Star night hi jaungi.
Mein. Ok kal milte hain
Tonight ..where to ???