Jigarshergil
Reviewer
This is open letter to pyara sa, naatu sa, chasmish bhondu@nightangle OB jo preeti ke liye roz aata hai noto ka thali leke. Preeti is the main stage dancer there.
Bhai tu kyun roz aa pad ta hai udhar ? Kabhi toh off liya kar. Apna waqt ka koi nek istamaal kar..paisa thora garibon mein baat.
Kya chahta hai tu preeti se? Teri devi hain? Tu uski pujari hai? Sapno mein aati hain roz aur bolti hain mujhe bees hazore ke bundle chaiye nahi th trei ma behen mere kabzo mein honge?
Teri noto ne bichari ko kabza kar liya hain. Uska rooh ght ghut ke mar raha hain. Tere hote huye chahte hue bhi kisi aur handsome banda ke saath ye badnaseeb kamar matka nahi sakti. Sara time gand sekke baitha raheta hain tu note arpan karne ke liye..kabhi uthke doh steps nach bhi liya kar. Bolte hain jo dance acche karte hain woh bistar mein bhi sher hota hain. Tuh toh gai niklega bhai. Bhondu nachke bata daal. Nahi toh sabka time khota mat kar. Bc hung computer process ki tarah khoon choos ke hawa math nikal..preeti teri didi zada suit karegi..kabhi kiss bhi kar legi toh 1st page mein chapwaunga..Baki toh dur ki baat. Crore rupai bhi dalega ..uska dinaag bikega hormones nahi...thora samajh aur paisa bacha aur dusre ko thora chance de.
Tere paisa ka nasha mein bichari ishara karti rahi sara shyam tu jane ke baad mere pass aygi magar time hi nahi tha zyada bhai. Tu bata off kabh lega preeti ki puja se? Kal chutti lele. Deepika chal ja. Ya usse shaadi ki baat chalale.thora mast ban bhai..baby ko base pasand hai
Jealous Jigar
Bhai tu kyun roz aa pad ta hai udhar ? Kabhi toh off liya kar. Apna waqt ka koi nek istamaal kar..paisa thora garibon mein baat.
Kya chahta hai tu preeti se? Teri devi hain? Tu uski pujari hai? Sapno mein aati hain roz aur bolti hain mujhe bees hazore ke bundle chaiye nahi th trei ma behen mere kabzo mein honge?
Teri noto ne bichari ko kabza kar liya hain. Uska rooh ght ghut ke mar raha hain. Tere hote huye chahte hue bhi kisi aur handsome banda ke saath ye badnaseeb kamar matka nahi sakti. Sara time gand sekke baitha raheta hain tu note arpan karne ke liye..kabhi uthke doh steps nach bhi liya kar. Bolte hain jo dance acche karte hain woh bistar mein bhi sher hota hain. Tuh toh gai niklega bhai. Bhondu nachke bata daal. Nahi toh sabka time khota mat kar. Bc hung computer process ki tarah khoon choos ke hawa math nikal..preeti teri didi zada suit karegi..kabhi kiss bhi kar legi toh 1st page mein chapwaunga..Baki toh dur ki baat. Crore rupai bhi dalega ..uska dinaag bikega hormones nahi...thora samajh aur paisa bacha aur dusre ko thora chance de.
Tere paisa ka nasha mein bichari ishara karti rahi sara shyam tu jane ke baad mere pass aygi magar time hi nahi tha zyada bhai. Tu bata off kabh lega preeti ki puja se? Kal chutti lele. Deepika chal ja. Ya usse shaadi ki baat chalale.thora mast ban bhai..baby ko base pasand hai
Jealous Jigar