dance bars in navi mumbai

Earpy morning joke

Captain madarchod ask his men

Hows the lund ?

In your gaand sir

Jackyass gay madarchod replied
A joke for you as well. Uncle Sam wife filed for divorce stating that he is 300% impotent. On judge asking to explain, she said we all know that he is 100% impotent but now the forum members "Uncle Sam ki maa ki shoot" and "Uncle Sam madarchod" broke his mouth and fingers...so 300% and no use....final punch...though I offer myself free no one else is ready to have sex with me...judge granted divorce stating that he even cannot agree to the deal...hahaha....

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A joke for you as well. Uncle Sam wife filed for divorce stating that he is 300% impotent. On judge asking to explain, she said we all know that he is 100% impotent but now the forum members "Uncle Sam ki maa ki shoot" and "Uncle Sam madarchod" broke his mouth and fingers...so 300% and no use....final punch...though I offer myself free no one else is ready to have sex with me...judge granted divorce stating that he even cannot agree to the deal...hahaha....

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Biggest joke of the year in one line




























Jaccyasss got job in america




Nothing can ever beat this joke



Captain pathetic madarchod hai
Uska baap bhi madarchod hai
Jo nalasopara main rehta hai


Shiva
 
A joke for you as well. Uncle Sam wife filed for divorce stating that he is 300% impotent. On judge asking to explain, she said we all know that he is 100% impotent but now the forum members "Uncle Sam ki maa ki shoot" and "Uncle Sam madarchod" broke his mouth and fingers...so 300% and no use....final punch...though I offer myself free no one else is ready to have sex with me...judge granted divorce stating that he even cannot agree to the deal...hahaha....

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I am indeed impotent. There is no shame in it
My wife ditched me, that’s why I visit dance bars.

I use Viagra. Please see my compounder Shivamrut for Viagras.

Uncle Sam
 
One more mongering tip ..



How to get maximum fun in rasana inner room ?



Just ask Dj to play new song by jackyass



Laga kya ?



Next time just use these magic words

In rasana inner room

Laga kya ?

And see the fun
 
Just checked your thread Uncle Sam...this is better than the mongerology thread...very informative and helpful...you are getting a good response...Well done Pimp Uncle Sam and assistant Shivamrut...

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Thank you my son.

Now I am going to take some rest. I am bhuddha uncle. Tired of posting here. I earn very little commission from the girls for advertising them here on forum.

Hope you all understand and help this poor old uncle. I am also planning to sell my daughter here for sex. Lets see if it works out.

I will be back after 5 hours.
Tomorrow I will be back with new contacts.

Uncle Sam
 
Humans of dance bar

HE


GOD GIFTED


.........

Scene 1.

Afternoon 1 pm today

It was starbucks in an upscale mall in city . His meeting with client is about to finish . As always meeting was sucessful and HE was about to wrap it up .
There was a spark in his eyes
Not due to favourable negotiations in meeting ..but due a charming lady sitting on opposite table.
HE smiled at her ..complete strenger wearing smart causals..sipping her coffey with someone..
The other guy left in 5 mins ..she was alone .
HE again smiled .

This time she smiled back ..

I am hear to see guys for arrange marriage ..

She was telling him with spark in her eyes .

Now HE was on her table .

I am already married..HE pointed at his ring ..
But I must say ..to be honest you are very charming..

Oh really ..

She giggled .
Am I really that beautiful
Or you are just flirting with me ..

Madam ..I am just amazed by your beauti and brain.
and all I need is your most important asset..

Assets?

She stared at him

Your TIME madam

HE made his MOVE



Over next few hours..she got lost in his charm
And by the time they left ..arrange marriage guy was out of window and she was exchanging whats up message with a married man while driving her skoda .

............
Scene 2

Flashback .
11 pm
Few nights back

Hall was well decorated . Pink ballons everywhere. Happy birthday to u stickers on walls .
It is was birthday of one of the most beautiful gal from famous orchestra bar.
They have got a big a cake for her . She was all decked up in beautiful amd revaling chaniya choli.

One custmor was wating with wads of cash almost close to 2 lacs to shower on her when she wil cut the birthday cake .

HE was sitting in corner sipping his favourite coffee .

Happy birthday to you
Everybody started singing
Cash started flying .
100 rs notes everywhere .
The man who was throwing money was standing on podium with the gal .
Gal blew the only candle on the cake and shyly cut the cake.

And then


She took the piece of the cake and to the surprise of everyone , went to HIM .
HE kept his coffee glass. Hugged her. She put the first piece of cake in his mouth .

The guy who was throwing lacs of cash was still standing on podium shocked by the gals reaction.

HIS coffee was giving the KICK

..........................

8 pm today .

HE was in a dance bar . Second visit. Recently renovated .

As soon as HE got seated ..one gal greeted him
Hello..
She was the same to whom he made to dance in VIP of some other dance bar few days back .
She was trying to get HIS attention with full rights due to HIS previous VIP visit .
But HIS attention was an new chaniya choli gal with sliver chain on her waiste .

Aapka chain thoda jyada upar hai..He told the new gal.

She smiled and went to center of the floor infront of the mirror and adjusted her waist chain

Ab thik hai .

She asked

Yes ..HE said looking into his eyes ..with his boyish charm

Another group was sitting and making the same gal dance.
She was dancing for them but looking at HIM
And by the time , the next song started ..the gal was dancing in front of HIM
The other group start fuming
Manager was called
Argument flared up
But nothing stopped the gal from dancing for HIM.

The other group had to withdraw .
The previous night VIP gal was still standing next to HIM

She also could not make out when HE left her and went on dancing with new gal
All done smoothly.
With surgical precision.
No emotional outcry .
No trauma .
HE just moved on with the new gal
Smooth and swift .

His phone start buzzing
The afternoon gal..
Where are u..she whats upped

I am in dance bar..

HE honestly replied .

Oh so u found some one to flirt with ..
Her reply .
No one like you madam . Beauti and the brain .

His charm again worked.

Married man sitting in dance bar throwing cash on one bar gal with another bar gal standing next to him with the third un married non bar highly educated rich gal chatting with him on whats up fully knowing that HE is in dance bar.

All at the same time .

Only HE can pull it off .


...........................

Flashback

2 pm
Somedays back

It was bright afternoon
Not much sunny though .
Garden was calm and quite .
Some couples.
Watchman .
Not many people .
HE was sitting on bench with her .
She was in Jeans and t shirt Eating her favourite malai kulfee .
Much differnt looks than her usual chaniya choli look that she has always on the most famous orchestra bar of navi mumbai.

Yesterday one custmor threw 2 lacs on me in vip

She told HIM .

So he called you ?
HE calmly asked

Yes.
He asked me for lunch .she said

Then ?
HE asked

No I blocked his number..

HE was still listening

I just like to sit in this park with you.

She whispered in HIS ears .

Kulfi was melting in the afternoon sun

.................................

11 pm today

HIS last visit to another famous orchestra bar
Post dinner
Just a quick visit .
Again on his friends insistance .

The birthday gal was standing .
He igonred her .
Sipping his coffee he noticed another one .
Tall lanky long hairs .
HE called her
She did not come.
HE did not show any emotions
Just kept sipping his coffee and left in some time.
Just gave one smile to lanky new gal.

It is was end of the day .
HE had to go back home.
And then phone ringed
Unknown number .
HE picked up.

It was the lanky gal.

Sorry i could not come to you on floor .
Will u come back and meet me in VIP for 5 mins
Please .

She saud

How can HE say no ..

HE went in .
His friend stood outside.
After 10 mins and lots kisses He came out .

The gal had asked me to meet at her home tomorrow for lunch

HE drove back home

...................
His friend was smiling
He had seen this magic beofre many times with HIM
It was expected.

How can some one resists HIS charm ?

But there is a small problem

HE said
Now what HE asked .

Actually the other star bucks gal also has asked me for lunch tomorrow.
She just whats up
HE told his friend

Lucky bastard ..
His friend shouted while sitting in his car .

Dont worry ..I know u can manage ..

................

HIS friend was confident.
One orchestra bar gal
One non bar well educated gal .

Lunch on same day .

Forget the same day..HE can manage the same restaurant also

HIS friend was pretty sure

After all HE is the CHARMER

The Piped Piper who just can charm any lady in any dance bar or orchestra bar or anywhere for that matter

.......................

HE is just GOD GIFTED

...................................


UncleSam
 
Humans of dance bar

HE


GOD GIFTED


.........

Scene 1.

Afternoon 1 pm today

It was starbucks in an upscale mall in city . His meeting with client is about to finish . As always meeting was sucessful and HE was about to wrap it up .
There was a spark in his eyes
Not due to favourable negotiations in meeting ..but due a charming lady sitting on opposite table.
HE smiled at her ..complete strenger wearing smart causals..sipping her coffey with someone..
The other guy left in 5 mins ..she was alone .
HE again smiled .

This time she smiled back ..

I am hear to see guys for arrange marriage ..

She was telling him with spark in her eyes .

Now HE was on her table .

I am already married..HE pointed at his ring ..
But I must say ..to be honest you are very charming..

Oh really ..

She giggled .
Am I really that beautiful
Or you are just flirting with me ..

Madam ..I am just amazed by your beauti and brain.
and all I need is your most important asset..

Assets?

She stared at him

Your TIME madam

HE made his MOVE



Over next few hours..she got lost in his charm
And by the time they left ..arrange marriage guy was out of window and she was exchanging whats up message with a married man while driving her skoda .

............
Scene 2

Flashback .
11 pm
Few nights back

Hall was well decorated . Pink ballons everywhere. Happy birthday to u stickers on walls .
It is was birthday of one of the most beautiful gal from famous orchestra bar.
They have got a big a cake for her . She was all decked up in beautiful amd revaling chaniya choli.

One custmor was wating with wads of cash almost close to 2 lacs to shower on her when she wil cut the birthday cake .

HE was sitting in corner sipping his favourite coffee .

Happy birthday to you
Everybody started singing
Cash started flying .
100 rs notes everywhere .
The man who was throwing money was standing on podium with the gal .
Gal blew the only candle on the cake and shyly cut the cake.

And then


She took the piece of the cake and to the surprise of everyone , went to HIM .
HE kept his coffee glass. Hugged her. She put the first piece of cake in his mouth .

The guy who was throwing lacs of cash was still standing on podium shocked by the gals reaction.

HIS coffee was giving the KICK

..........................

8 pm today .

HE was in a dance bar . Second visit. Recently renovated .

As soon as HE got seated ..one gal greeted him
Hello..
She was the same to whom he made to dance in VIP of some other dance bar few days back .
She was trying to get HIS attention with full rights due to HIS previous VIP visit .
But HIS attention was an new chaniya choli gal with sliver chain on her waiste .

Aapka chain thoda jyada upar hai..He told the new gal.

She smiled and went to center of the floor infront of the mirror and adjusted her waist chain

Ab thik hai .

She asked

Yes ..HE said looking into his eyes ..with his boyish charm

Another group was sitting and making the same gal dance.
She was dancing for them but looking at HIM
And by the time , the next song started ..the gal was dancing in front of HIM
The other group start fuming
Manager was called
Argument flared up
But nothing stopped the gal from dancing for HIM.

The other group had to withdraw .
The previous night VIP gal was still standing next to HIM

She also could not make out when HE left her and went on dancing with new gal
All done smoothly.
With surgical precision.
No emotional outcry .
No trauma .
HE just moved on with the new gal
Smooth and swift .

His phone start buzzing
The afternoon gal..
Where are u..she whats upped

I am in dance bar..

HE honestly replied .

Oh so u found some one to flirt with ..
Her reply .
No one like you madam . Beauti and the brain .

His charm again worked.

Married man sitting in dance bar throwing cash on one bar gal with another bar gal standing next to him with the third un married non bar highly educated rich gal chatting with him on whats up fully knowing that HE is in dance bar.

All at the same time .

Only HE can pull it off .


...........................

Flashback

2 pm
Somedays back

It was bright afternoon
Not much sunny though .
Garden was calm and quite .
Some couples.
Watchman .
Not many people .
HE was sitting on bench with her .
She was in Jeans and t shirt Eating her favourite malai kulfee .
Much differnt looks than her usual chaniya choli look that she has always on the most famous orchestra bar of navi mumbai.

Yesterday one custmor threw 2 lacs on me in vip

She told HIM .

So he called you ?
HE calmly asked

Yes.
He asked me for lunch .she said

Then ?
HE asked

No I blocked his number..

HE was still listening

I just like to sit in this park with you.

She whispered in HIS ears .

Kulfi was melting in the afternoon sun

.................................

11 pm today

HIS last visit to another famous orchestra bar
Post dinner
Just a quick visit .
Again on his friends insistance .

The birthday gal was standing .
He igonred her .
Sipping his coffee he noticed another one .
Tall lanky long hairs .
HE called her
She did not come.
HE did not show any emotions
Just kept sipping his coffee and left in some time.
Just gave one smile to lanky new gal.

It is was end of the day .
HE had to go back home.
And then phone ringed
Unknown number .
HE picked up.

It was the lanky gal.

Sorry i could not come to you on floor .
Will u come back and meet me in VIP for 5 mins
Please .

She saud

How can HE say no ..

HE went in .
His friend stood outside.
After 10 mins and lots kisses He came out .

The gal had asked me to meet at her home tomorrow for lunch

HE drove back home

...................
His friend was smiling
He had seen this magic beofre many times with HIM
It was expected.

How can some one resists HIS charm ?

But there is a small problem

HE said
Now what HE asked .

Actually the other star bucks gal also has asked me for lunch tomorrow.
She just whats up
HE told his friend

Lucky bastard ..
His friend shouted while sitting in his car .

Dont worry ..I know u can manage ..

................

HIS friend was confident.
One orchestra bar gal
One non bar well educated gal .

Lunch on same day .

Forget the same day..HE can manage the same restaurant also

HIS friend was pretty sure

After all HE is the CHARMER

The Piped Piper who just can charm any lady in any dance bar or orchestra bar or anywhere for that matter

.......................

HE is just GOD GIFTED

...................................


UncleSam
Good, when will you update her contact info in free Indies list...people will definitely pay 4k for 2 shots for these girls...as a token of appreciation for your efforts people may pay 5k...good job Uncle Sam...

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Hi

Jackyass

Caary on

I have some work to do today

Unlike you..i dont eat muft ka roti

So carry on

I hope u get some good job than a hizda ons

No one is botherd by you

Keep posting

Captain pathetic madarchod hai
Uska baap bhi madarchod hai
Jo nalasopara main rehta hai


Shiva
 
Humans of dance bar

HE


GOD GIFTED


.........

Scene 1.

Afternoon 1 pm today

It was starbucks in an upscale mall in city . His meeting with client is about to finish . As always meeting was sucessful and HE was about to wrap it up .
There was a spark in his eyes
Not due to favourable negotiations in meeting ..but due a charming lady sitting on opposite table.
HE smiled at her ..complete strenger wearing smart causals..sipping her coffey with someone..
The other guy left in 5 mins ..she was alone .
HE again smiled .

This time she smiled back ..

I am hear to see guys for arrange marriage ..

She was telling him with spark in her eyes .

Now HE was on her table .

I am already married..HE pointed at his ring ..
But I must say ..to be honest you are very charming..

Oh really ..

She giggled .
Am I really that beautiful
Or you are just flirting with me ..

Madam ..I am just amazed by your beauti and brain.
and all I need is your most important asset..

Assets?

She stared at him

Your TIME madam

HE made his MOVE



Over next few hours..she got lost in his charm
And by the time they left ..arrange marriage guy was out of window and she was exchanging whats up message with a married man while driving her skoda .

............
Scene 2

Flashback .
11 pm
Few nights back

Hall was well decorated . Pink ballons everywhere. Happy birthday to u stickers on walls .
It is was birthday of one of the most beautiful gal from famous orchestra bar.
They have got a big a cake for her . She was all decked up in beautiful amd revaling chaniya choli.

One custmor was wating with wads of cash almost close to 2 lacs to shower on her when she wil cut the birthday cake .

HE was sitting in corner sipping his favourite coffee .

Happy birthday to you
Everybody started singing
Cash started flying .
100 rs notes everywhere .
The man who was throwing money was standing on podium with the gal .
Gal blew the only candle on the cake and shyly cut the cake.

And then


She took the piece of the cake and to the surprise of everyone , went to HIM .
HE kept his coffee glass. Hugged her. She put the first piece of cake in his mouth .

The guy who was throwing lacs of cash was still standing on podium shocked by the gals reaction.

HIS coffee was giving the KICK

..........................

8 pm today .

HE was in a dance bar . Second visit. Recently renovated .

As soon as HE got seated ..one gal greeted him
Hello..
She was the same to whom he made to dance in VIP of some other dance bar few days back .
She was trying to get HIS attention with full rights due to HIS previous VIP visit .
But HIS attention was an new chaniya choli gal with sliver chain on her waiste .

Aapka chain thoda jyada upar hai..He told the new gal.

She smiled and went to center of the floor infront of the mirror and adjusted her waist chain

Ab thik hai .

She asked

Yes ..HE said looking into his eyes ..with his boyish charm

Another group was sitting and making the same gal dance.
She was dancing for them but looking at HIM
And by the time , the next song started ..the gal was dancing in front of HIM
The other group start fuming
Manager was called
Argument flared up
But nothing stopped the gal from dancing for HIM.

The other group had to withdraw .
The previous night VIP gal was still standing next to HIM

She also could not make out when HE left her and went on dancing with new gal
All done smoothly.
With surgical precision.
No emotional outcry .
No trauma .
HE just moved on with the new gal
Smooth and swift .

His phone start buzzing
The afternoon gal..
Where are u..she whats upped

I am in dance bar..

HE honestly replied .

Oh so u found some one to flirt with ..
Her reply .
No one like you madam . Beauti and the brain .

His charm again worked.

Married man sitting in dance bar throwing cash on one bar gal with another bar gal standing next to him with the third un married non bar highly educated rich gal chatting with him on whats up fully knowing that HE is in dance bar.

All at the same time .

Only HE can pull it off .


...........................

Flashback

2 pm
Somedays back

It was bright afternoon
Not much sunny though .
Garden was calm and quite .
Some couples.
Watchman .
Not many people .
HE was sitting on bench with her .
She was in Jeans and t shirt Eating her favourite malai kulfee .
Much differnt looks than her usual chaniya choli look that she has always on the most famous orchestra bar of navi mumbai.

Yesterday one custmor threw 2 lacs on me in vip

She told HIM .

So he called you ?
HE calmly asked

Yes.
He asked me for lunch .she said

Then ?
HE asked

No I blocked his number..

HE was still listening

I just like to sit in this park with you.

She whispered in HIS ears .

Kulfi was melting in the afternoon sun

.................................

11 pm today

HIS last visit to another famous orchestra bar
Post dinner
Just a quick visit .
Again on his friends insistance .

The birthday gal was standing .
He igonred her .
Sipping his coffee he noticed another one .
Tall lanky long hairs .
HE called her
She did not come.
HE did not show any emotions
Just kept sipping his coffee and left in some time.
Just gave one smile to lanky new gal.

It is was end of the day .
HE had to go back home.
And then phone ringed
Unknown number .
HE picked up.

It was the lanky gal.

Sorry i could not come to you on floor .
Will u come back and meet me in VIP for 5 mins
Please .

She saud

How can HE say no ..

HE went in .
His friend stood outside.
After 10 mins and lots kisses He came out .

The gal had asked me to meet at her home tomorrow for lunch

HE drove back home

...................
His friend was smiling
He had seen this magic beofre many times with HIM
It was expected.

How can some one resists HIS charm ?

But there is a small problem

HE said
Now what HE asked .

Actually the other star bucks gal also has asked me for lunch tomorrow.
She just whats up
HE told his friend

Lucky bastard ..
His friend shouted while sitting in his car .

Dont worry ..I know u can manage ..

................

HIS friend was confident.
One orchestra bar gal
One non bar well educated gal .

Lunch on same day .

Forget the same day..HE can manage the same restaurant also

HIS friend was pretty sure

After all HE is the CHARMER

The Piped Piper who just can charm any lady in any dance bar or orchestra bar or anywhere for that matter

.......................

HE is just GOD GIFTED

...................................


UncleSam
James b
Humans of dance bar

HE


GOD GIFTED


.........

Scene 1.

Afternoon 1 pm today

It was starbucks in an upscale mall in city . His meeting with client is about to finish . As always meeting was sucessful and HE was about to wrap it up .
There was a spark in his eyes
Not due to favourable negotiations in meeting ..but due a charming lady sitting on opposite table.
HE smiled at her ..complete strenger wearing smart causals..sipping her coffey with someone..
The other guy left in 5 mins ..she was alone .
HE again smiled .

This time she smiled back ..

I am hear to see guys for arrange marriage ..

She was telling him with spark in her eyes .

Now HE was on her table .

I am already married..HE pointed at his ring ..
But I must say ..to be honest you are very charming..

Oh really ..

She giggled .
Am I really that beautiful
Or you are just flirting with me ..

Madam ..I am just amazed by your beauti and brain.
and all I need is your most important asset..

Assets?

She stared at him

Your TIME madam

HE made his MOVE



Over next few hours..she got lost in his charm
And by the time they left ..arrange marriage guy was out of window and she was exchanging whats up message with a married man while driving her skoda .

............
Scene 2

Flashback .
11 pm
Few nights back

Hall was well decorated . Pink ballons everywhere. Happy birthday to u stickers on walls .
It is was birthday of one of the most beautiful gal from famous orchestra bar.
They have got a big a cake for her . She was all decked up in beautiful amd revaling chaniya choli.

One custmor was wating with wads of cash almost close to 2 lacs to shower on her when she wil cut the birthday cake .

HE was sitting in corner sipping his favourite coffee .

Happy birthday to you
Everybody started singing
Cash started flying .
100 rs notes everywhere .
The man who was throwing money was standing on podium with the gal .
Gal blew the only candle on the cake and shyly cut the cake.

And then


She took the piece of the cake and to the surprise of everyone , went to HIM .
HE kept his coffee glass. Hugged her. She put the first piece of cake in his mouth .

The guy who was throwing lacs of cash was still standing on podium shocked by the gals reaction.

HIS coffee was giving the KICK

..........................

8 pm today .

HE was in a dance bar . Second visit. Recently renovated .

As soon as HE got seated ..one gal greeted him
Hello..
She was the same to whom he made to dance in VIP of some other dance bar few days back .
She was trying to get HIS attention with full rights due to HIS previous VIP visit .
But HIS attention was an new chaniya choli gal with sliver chain on her waiste .

Aapka chain thoda jyada upar hai..He told the new gal.

She smiled and went to center of the floor infront of the mirror and adjusted her waist chain

Ab thik hai .

She asked

Yes ..HE said looking into his eyes ..with his boyish charm

Another group was sitting and making the same gal dance.
She was dancing for them but looking at HIM
And by the time , the next song started ..the gal was dancing in front of HIM
The other group start fuming
Manager was called
Argument flared up
But nothing stopped the gal from dancing for HIM.

The other group had to withdraw .
The previous night VIP gal was still standing next to HIM

She also could not make out when HE left her and went on dancing with new gal
All done smoothly.
With surgical precision.
No emotional outcry .
No trauma .
HE just moved on with the new gal
Smooth and swift .

His phone start buzzing
The afternoon gal..
Where are u..she whats upped

I am in dance bar..

HE honestly replied .

Oh so u found some one to flirt with ..
Her reply .
No one like you madam . Beauti and the brain .

His charm again worked.

Married man sitting in dance bar throwing cash on one bar gal with another bar gal standing next to him with the third un married non bar highly educated rich gal chatting with him on whats up fully knowing that HE is in dance bar.

All at the same time .

Only HE can pull it off .


...........................

Flashback

2 pm
Somedays back

It was bright afternoon
Not much sunny though .
Garden was calm and quite .
Some couples.
Watchman .
Not many people .
HE was sitting on bench with her .
She was in Jeans and t shirt Eating her favourite malai kulfee .
Much differnt looks than her usual chaniya choli look that she has always on the most famous orchestra bar of navi mumbai.

Yesterday one custmor threw 2 lacs on me in vip

She told HIM .

So he called you ?
HE calmly asked

Yes.
He asked me for lunch .she said

Then ?
HE asked

No I blocked his number..

HE was still listening

I just like to sit in this park with you.

She whispered in HIS ears .

Kulfi was melting in the afternoon sun

.................................

11 pm today

HIS last visit to another famous orchestra bar
Post dinner
Just a quick visit .
Again on his friends insistance .

The birthday gal was standing .
He igonred her .
Sipping his coffee he noticed another one .
Tall lanky long hairs .
HE called her
She did not come.
HE did not show any emotions
Just kept sipping his coffee and left in some time.
Just gave one smile to lanky new gal.

It is was end of the day .
HE had to go back home.
And then phone ringed
Unknown number .
HE picked up.

It was the lanky gal.

Sorry i could not come to you on floor .
Will u come back and meet me in VIP for 5 mins
Please .

She saud

How can HE say no ..

HE went in .
His friend stood outside.
After 10 mins and lots kisses He came out .

The gal had asked me to meet at her home tomorrow for lunch

HE drove back home

...................
His friend was smiling
He had seen this magic beofre many times with HIM
It was expected.

How can some one resists HIS charm ?

But there is a small problem

HE said
Now what HE asked .

Actually the other star bucks gal also has asked me for lunch tomorrow.
She just whats up
HE told his friend

Lucky bastard ..
His friend shouted while sitting in his car .

Dont worry ..I know u can manage ..

................

HIS friend was confident.
One orchestra bar gal
One non bar well educated gal .

Lunch on same day .

Forget the same day..HE can manage the same restaurant also

HIS friend was pretty sure

After all HE is the CHARMER

The Piped Piper who just can charm any lady in any dance bar or orchestra bar or anywhere for that matter

.......................

HE is just GOD GIFTED

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UncleSam
James bond ke bare me likha hai kya...
 
Brother, I mentioned DB was in full swing till 10.30. Can you confirm this as I'm planning ba visit today to DB?

Sorry my mistake OB was in full swing and DB section tight BTW which DB ur planing to go accordingly I will advice.
 
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  1. EMSpa_schedule:
    Tomorrow's sneak peek: On Thursday December 26, 2024, our attendants will be Ada 🥰, Cici 🤗, Mia ❤️ and Vicky 🔥 See you tomorrow! 😉 Call us at 905-479-6668 to book!
  2. Endless Joy Spa:
    ✨✨✨✨✨[GRAND OPENING]✨✨✨✨✨ 💞Endless Joy Spa💞 🎇 (155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-8565🎇10am-2am, New First Day Slim Sexy Chinese Coco, Slim Petite Chinese Vivi & Sexy Slim Chinese Jasmine and Sexy Chinese Bella
  3. Moneylee:
    All season wellness center : Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Sophia ,young girl pretty face nice figure Thai deep massage Helen,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament summer ,Young girl Big breasted saucy naughty Ella , Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Sherry ,address: #5-30 Rambler dr Brampton ,Ontario L6W 1E2☎️4376655510 🦵🦵🈵🈵👄👄👅👅
  4. Moneylee:
    Full season wellness center: New Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Sasa ,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Julie ,Young girl Big-breasted big big butts Aris ,Young beautiful face sexy body and good deep massage maggie,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Mary. 🏠 2560 Shepard ave Mississauga unit 1 ☎️ 4379857899 🦵🦵🈵🈵👄👄👅👅
  5. JerryWangWw:
    Suko spa every day have different 6 to 7 girls working here please call 905-597-8880 💋 🥰😍🤩
  6. wonderspa:
    🌺welcome to wonder spa☎️416-5000-800,L6a4H8,we have 4young beautiful girls working everyday(open holiday),Wednesday RMT available Ensuit shower available 🍅,service queen Jessica ,she is very friendly nice girl,providing deep tissue massage and nice body slide🍅,Joey is very good looking,big big breasted excellent massage open mind💄beautiful Q short Lucy excellent massage really popular (open holiday)must try🔥
  7. AliceSpa:
    🎄🎅ALICE SPA IS CLOSED TODAY, CHRISTMAS DAY🎅🎄. MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! SEE YOU TOMORROW!
  8. ASPA:
    𝗪𝗘𝗗𝗡𝗘𝗦𝗗𝗔𝗬 at 𝐀 𝐒𝐏𝐀: Amy, Coco & 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗥𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗹 🅰️𝐀 𝐒𝐏𝐀🅰️, 28 South Unionville Ave, Unit 5, Markham. 🅰️𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝟲𝟰𝟳-𝟳𝟮𝟵-𝟲𝟲𝟬𝟲 𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝟲𝟰𝟳-𝟴𝟯𝟵-𝟱𝟵𝟲𝟲🅰️ AMY is young and very friendly, standing 158 Cms. with 34C Cups and a very nice bum. Amy is a very popular student, young, sexy, and open minded. She is in demand for her good massage
  9. ForeverWarden:
    🎄🎅OPEN TODAY, CHRISTMAS DAY🎅🎄. MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! Wednesday at 🫦❤️🔴🟥♾️𝓕𝓞𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓡 𝓢𝓟𝓐♾️🟥🔴❤️🫦2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟴𝟬𝟬-𝟳𝟴𝟴𝟳: Bella, Cindy & Sasa. Bella is around 5’3” with a thin to medium build, C Cups, and a pleasing personality. She can offer dfk, bbbj and cfs as well as a good massage experience. Cindy is a slim beauty, 5’4”, natural C Cups
  10. HolidaySpa:
    Wednesday at 🌴😎🌅𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓢𝓹𝓪🌅😎🌴3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough ☎️𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟮𝟰𝟳-𝟭𝟭𝟵𝟵☎️: EMILY, KIKI & CINDY. EMILY is a VERY tiny petite SPINNER superstar of the highest quality. Emily has a pretty face, natural A Cups, slim waist, and a lovely spinner bottom, topped off with the very best of services. Kiki is very attractive, young, about 5’4” and 110 Lbs., slim with a banging body. OPEN Christmas!
  11. SugarLoveSpa:
    🎄🎅YES, WE’RE OPEN TODAY, CHRISTMAS DAY🎅🎄. MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! Wednesday at ❤️💙 💜⎝𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗔𝗥 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔⎠💖💗💘: ELLA, LISA & LUCY. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York, ON ☎ 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟯𝟲𝟱-𝟮𝟲𝟴𝟴 ☎ LISA is a cute & petite Thai/Chinese mixed beauty with decent massage skills and liberal services. LUCY is a cute young Vietnamese girl, 5’1”, 50Kgs, with a full range of services available.
  12. New Oriental Health Centre:
    🫦 Vivian & Sasa are in today 📞Call 📲 Text: (647) 381-2688 💄 Make Your Day Incredibly Delicious 💄Vivian is a Very Horny & Vivacious Chinese Girl! 💄Sasa is a Young Pretty Chinese Girl💋 All Our Girls Provide Lots of E X T R A S & are Extremely Open-Minded 🤗 We're Open from 8am til Late Everyday! Drop in to Unit 26, 10 East Wilmot Street, Richmond Hill.
  13. lotushubspa:
    Hi, Louts wishes all customers a Merry Christmas today🎄🧑‍🎄We are open as usual today and recommend the best female masseuses to customers, including Yuki from China, Helen from Taiwan, and Jessica from South Korea. We live at 10737 Yonge St Unit 13. Please contact 9052375885 or SMS 4163565876, thank you
  14. Annie Spa:
    🎉🍒ANNIE SPA🎉🍒 ✅7-1001 SANDHURST CIRCLE✅ 👌SCARBOROUGH ON M1V 1Z6👌 ☎️ (647) 891-9688☎️ ☎️ (416) 291-8879☎️ (FINCH & MCCOWAN) OPEN 9:30am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY 🔥✅NEW MANAGEMENT💯NEW GIRLS🔥🔥 🔥GORGEOUS NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS - TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: 🔥 Jenny😍 is a beautiful young part-time student with a very sexy figure and big natural 34D breasts. She can give a great massage and very good open minded service. She knows how to please a man with her natural beauty and charm. S
  15. luckywellness:
    Lucky Wellness Center 4379721888 295 Eglinton Ave E,Unit 7,Mississauga Lala and kiki work
  16. Lulu1980:
    Phoenix Blossom Spa 🌹🌹🌹3 girls 🔥🔥🔥5124 Dundas St W Etobicoke☎️416-817-3366👍 New Japanese girl Nina ❤️ Natural Big Boobs 38 DD 😘 Hot body slide, super enjoyable😘😘😘😘Hot and sexy body, super body slide, very provocative service😘😘😘, professional super Luna deep tissue massage, has therapeutic effect to loosen bones and relieve muscle pressure and will bring you unexpected service effects, she will bring you a little surprise😍😍😍😍❤️You are welcome to make an appointment at any time or walk in
  17. EMSpa_schedule:
    Here's a sneak peek of tomorrow's schedule: For Wednesday December 25, 2024, our attendants will be Sandy ❤️ and Opal 😘 Have a great Christmas Eve!! And call us at 905-479-6668 to book tomorrow!
  18. Endless Joy Spa:
    ✨✨✨✨✨[GRAND OPENING]✨✨✨✨✨ 💞Endless Joy Spa💞 🎇 (155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-8565🎇10am-2am, New First Day Slim Sexy Chinese Coco, Slim Petite Chinese Vivi & Sexy Slim Chinese Jasmine and Sexy Chinese Bella
  19. Lulu1980:
    Phoenix blossom Spa ♨️♨️♨️table shower 👍👍👍👍👍body scrub🌹🌹🌹🌹5124 Dundas W Etobicoke ☎️416-817-3366 Nice girl Luna She can provide a very good massage with sensual touch. She knows how to take direction and please a man. Lisa 😘can provide deep Thai massage. She takes directions very well. She has many assets and knows how to use them. Come see her today.Welcome to walk in or make an appointment at any time. Plenty of parking
  20. dronerbot:
    Any spa with authentic brown girls?
  21. Golden Sunshine Spa:
    ✨Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates and special services ! ✅ Today🌸Susan🌸Cassy🌸Brandy🌸Cherry🌸Lynda Call us ☎ 905 - 265 - 2158☎️ Your ultimate service awaits! ✨
  22. Red Rose Spa:
    🌸 We have 5 hot brown girls today 🌸 MALIYA, MONIKA, SALMA, AMANDA, ANAYA, KIRAN, SARIKA, ANGEL 🌸 2588 Birchmount 🌸 2 Invergordon 🌸 647-702-8800 🌸 Please visit for a great erotic massage
  23. AliceSpa:
    TUESDAY at 𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔, 4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟮𝟵𝟴-𝟬𝟴𝟵𝟴. BELLA 10AM-2PM: Closing Early on Christmas Eve TODAY December 24, 2pm, AND closed all day Christmas Day December 25. Merry Christmas, everyone!
  24. New spring spa@:
    🌹🌹🌹sexy hot Latino 💖 Malaysia 💖 Korean girls 👍working at Nu spring spa💋💋☎️416-669-8508🌹🌹🌹
  25. Sparkling Spa:
    ⚡🌟SPARKLING SPA⚡🌟 ✅50 Lockridge Ave Unit 8✅ 👌Markham, ON L3R 8X4👌 ☎️ (905) 604-8186 Spa Land Line☎️ ☎️ (437) 446-6688 NEW Spa Cell Phone☎️ (West of Warden & 16th Ave) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY 🔥✅NEW MANAGEMENT💯NEW GIRLS🔥SUPERSTAR SERVICE QUEENS AVAILABLE AT SPARKLING SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS🔥💯😘🔥❤️👌 🔥SEXY NEW YOUNG GIRLS ALWAYS WORKING - Today’s Schedule is…🔥 Coco -🔥😘Our new sexy and slim massage girl Coco exudes elegance and allure, with
  26. Jenny’s Spa:
    🎉🍒JENNY’S SPA🎉🍒 ✅5170 DUNDAS STREET WEST✅ 👌ETOBICOKE ONTARIO M9A 1C4👌 ☎️( 647-893-5196)☎️Call or Text ☎️( 437-888-3759)☎️Call Only (ETOBICOKE) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY 🔥✅GRAND OPENING💯NEW GIRLS EVERYDAY🔥EXCELLENT MASSAGE + SERVICE QUEENS NOW AVAILABLE AT JENNY’S SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS🔥💯😘🔥❤️👌 🔥TWO BEAUTIFUL NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS EVERYDAY🔥 💯REAL PICTURES OF ATTENDANTS💯 🔥TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: Julia😘 - A shy new Korean girl waiting
  27. wonderspa:
    🌺🌺Wonder spa,(9421Jane st unit127)call416-5000-800☎️best massage in vaughan,open holiday ,Today and tomorrow RMT available,Ensuit shower is available 💄sexy very young girl Mimi,natural c cup,nice body slide 💄Tina beautiful face,open mind she can provide everything you want 💄very beautiful friendly girl Lucy,give you warm and comfortable time,more experience,nice touch,very popur🔥🔥must try
  28. HollywoodSpa:
    Tuesday at 🎭𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗬𝗪𝗢𝗢𝗗 𝗦𝗣𝗔🎭, 4578 Yonge St, Unit 100, North York, ON: COCO & SISI. ☎416-222-5554☎ When you visit 🎭Hollywood Spa🎭, you will be treated with tender care and your visit will be a fulfilling one. Nice Massage, Young Pretty Girls. We have Chinese, Japanese, Korean & other attendants. COCO is an attractive attendant with nice massage skills & good services. SISI is a sweet slim beauty, 5’5”
  29. ASPA:
    TUESDAY at 𝐀 𝐒𝐏𝐀: Best Massage Rachel, & Wendy 🅰️𝐀 𝐒𝐏𝐀🅰️, 28 South Unionville Ave, Unit 5, Markham. 🅰️𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝟲𝟰𝟳-𝟳𝟮𝟵-𝟲𝟲𝟬𝟲 𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝟲𝟰𝟳-𝟴𝟯𝟵-𝟱𝟵𝟲𝟲🅰️ RACHEL is a slim and attractive attendant, about 5’4” tall with nice responsive 34C’s and a captivating smooth rounded bottom. She is popular for her excellent massage skills and a little extra.
  30. lotushubspa:
    Hi, Louts💋 recommends the best female masseuse to customers today, Anna💋 from China, Amy💋 from Taiwan, Coco💋 from South Korea, living at 10737 Yonge St Unit13. Please contact 9052375885 or SMS 4163565876, 💋 thank you💋
  31. ForeverWarden:
    Tuesday at 🫦❤️🔴🟥♾️𝓕𝓞𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓡 𝓢𝓟𝓐♾️🟥🔴❤️🫦2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟴𝟬𝟬-𝟳𝟴𝟴𝟳: Cindy, Tracy & Vivian. Cindy is a slim beauty, 5’4”, natural C Cups & wonderfully long nipples. Her massage is nice, her bbbj will drive you wild & her cfs finish is a dream come true. Tracy is an incredibly cute & pretty Japanese/Taiwanese mixed spinner, about 5’1” and 100 lbs. She is very popular
  32. Endless Joy Spa:
    ✨✨✨✨✨[GRAND OPENING]✨✨✨✨✨ 💞Endless Joy Spa💞 🎇 (155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-8565🎇10am-2am, New First Day Slim Sexy Chinese Coco, Slim Petite Chinese Vivi & Sexy Slim Chinese Jasmine and Sexy Chinese Bella
  33. Sunrise Spa:
    😘 We have a wonderful Asian spa in downtown Toronto 😘 302 Adelaide St W, 2nd Floor 😘 Today is Nancy, Kitty and Olivia 😘 416-916-7276
  34. HolidaySpa:
    Tuesday at 🌴😎🌅𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓢𝓹𝓪🌅😎🌴3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough ☎️𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟮𝟰𝟳-𝟭𝟭𝟵𝟵☎️: EMMA, JENNY & CINDY. EMMA is a very beautiful slim Chinese honey with C Cups, beauty face, & nice services to drive you wild. Jenny has a medium build, nicely curvy with a slim waist, pretty face, and very flexible skills. Jenny will make you very happy CINDY is a slim & incredibly sexy lady
  35. SugarLoveSpa:
    Tuesday at ❤️💙 💜⎝𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗔𝗥 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔⎠💖💗💘: ANA, CINDY & HANA. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York, ON ☎ 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟯𝟲𝟱-𝟮𝟲𝟴𝟴 ☎ ANA is a young, short and sweet lady, 5’1 & 105 Lbs, very tight, with a small to medium booty. Ana is a versatile honey who provides great massage, & can accommodate your needs. CINDY is a cute Vietnamese girl, 5’1” with D Cups, great bj skills, and excellent services.
  36. Moneylee:
    full season wellness center: NewYoung girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament April, Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Grace,Young beautiful face sexy body and good deep massage Selena ,Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Bobo ,Young girl Big breasted saucy naughty Ella,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Mary. 🏠 2560 Shepard ave Mississauga unit 1 ☎️ 4379857899 👄👄🦵🦵🈵🈵👅👅
  37. Moneylee:
    All season wellness center: Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Lulu,Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Tina ,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Cindy ,Student big boobs buttocks Vicky, Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Sherry ,🏠address: #5-30 Rambler dr Brampton ,Ontario L6W 1E2☎️4376655510 👄👄🦵🦵🈵🈵👅👅
  38. bnwellness_wilson:
    We have 4 young beautiful girls are working today, fun Ivy 36DD with big buttocks 30’s open mind and pretty nice Lina, sexy Coco and GFE cute Ella are providing deep tissue and sensual massage, pls call 416-3985777 book appointment and walk in always welcome, back entrance and parking available, 350 Wilson Ave North York
  39. New Oriental Health Centre:
    🫦 Vivian & Nayla are in today 📞Call 📲 Text: (647) 381-2688 💄 Make Your Day Incredibly Delicious 💄Vivian is a Very Horny & Vivacious Chinese Girl! 🍑 Nayla is a Tall, Young, Beautiful & Curvy Spanish Girl. 💋 All Our Girls Provide Lots of E X T R A S & are Extremely Open-Minded 🤗 We're Open from 8am til Late Everyday! Drop in to Unit 26, 10 East Wilmot Street, Richmond Hill.
  40. luckywellness:
    Lucky Wellness Center 4379721888 295 Eglinton Ave E,Unit 7,Mississauga Bella,Kiki work
  41. Lulu_Villa_Spa:
    Sami Gorgeous Model Type CBC Vietnamese School Girl Barbie Very Young, very Petite Korea Student With Perfect S shape type Spicy Smoking Hot Body Great BBBJ, CIM, GFE in Her menu Suki From Taiwan, sweet girl Sexy tight body amazing C cups with Those incredible nipples ☎️647- 446-0886
  42. See You Health Center:
    Judy is a gorgeous model type Vietnamese Girl She is 5’2”tall . 100Lbs, with D Cup Melons Cici Cute Skinny Sexy Vietnamese Girl With Voluptuous Huge C Melons Provides Amazing Service ☎️416-988-2950
  43. Lulu1980:
    Phoenix blossom Spa ♨️♨️♨️table shower 👍👍👍👍👍body scrub🌹🌹🌹🌹5124 Dundas W Etobicoke ☎️416-817-3366 Nice girl Luna She can provide a very good massage with sensual touch. She knows how to take direction and please a man. Lisa 😘can provide deep Thai massage. She takes directions very well. She has many assets and knows how to use them. Come see her today.Welcome to walk in or make an appointment at any time. Plenty of parking space
  44. EMSpa_schedule:
    Tomorrow's sneak peek: For Tuesday December 24, 2024, our attendants will be Ada 🤗, Cici 🥰, Yoyo 🍑, Ivy ❤️ and Christina 🔥
  45. Shangri-la Spa:
    🎉 Spin the Wheel, Feel the Bliss! 🎉 Guess what? Someone just hit scored 50% off at SL West Spa to enjoy with Lisa's Dongguan Style. 🍀 A Lucky Boy, right? Now it’s YOUR turn to relax and play! There’s still time to spin for surprises and snag amazing deals. Come for the ultimate Asian massage, stay for the thrill. Discounts? Treats? Who knows what YOU could win? ⚡ Don’t miss out—book your spot at Shangri-La Spa or the West Location today! 📍 Where to Spin: Shangri-La & SL West's Front Desks
  46. Suko 5Girls:
    Suko Spa schdule today on Monday is with 7 lovely💓ladies💇 New addition Nora, along with Gina, Michelle, Sunny, Jojo, Jessie and Alice 🛣 420 ValleymedeDr, Richmond Hill, same plaza McDonalds 📞☎ 905-597-8880 ☎
  47. Endless Joy Spa:
    ✨✨✨✨✨[GRAND OPENING]✨✨✨✨✨ 💞Endless Joy Spa💞 🎇 (155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-8565🎇10am-2am, New First Day Slim Sexy Chinese Coco, Slim Petite Chinese Vivi & Sexy Slim Chinese Jasmine and Sexy Chinese Bella
  48. Moneylee:
    All season wellness center :Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Levi ,New Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Lulu ,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Yoyo ,Young girl Big breasted saucy naughty Ella ,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Sherry , address: #5-30 Rambler dr Brampton ,Ontario L6W 1E2☎️4376655510 👄👄🦵🦵🈵🈵👅👅
  49. Moneylee:
    Full season wellness center: New Young girl Big-breasted big Big boobs big butts May, Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Vita ,Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Bobo, Young beautiful face sexy body and good deep massage maggie,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Mary. 2560 Shepard ave Mississauga unit 1 .☎️4379857899 👄👄🦵🦵🈵🈵👅👅
  50. Red Rose Spa:
    🌸 We have 5 hot brown girls today 🌸 MALIYA, MONIKA, AMANDA, DIYA, SARIKA, ANGEL 🌸 2588 Birchmount 🌸 2 Invergordon 🌸 647-702-8800 🌸 Please visit for a great erotic massage
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