English - Thai Bar Guide (Phrasebook)

[Sno]

I purchased it off the net too. $8.95 USD

 

[SankeT.]

Thank Nicke, I wonder how much it would be to ship to LA, CA? I just joined the post 2 weeks ago when I came back from LOS so I ahd not seen the posting before. I would have asked you when I was there but you were busy with some dorky guy. :blah: urtheman Im so kidding!!! NOT!!

:cheers:

 

[Pompal 09.]

The Bar guide is sold on Thailand book shop - Learn Thai

Clic on "Bestsellers on DCO". Price 4,42 euro + shipping

A lot of other very funny books here also

 

[Zahid]

how do i post questions on here ive done it once but cant seem to find it again??

 

[TerminallyPretty]

Hi Bastard.

You are stuck in bed because you are too fat

Make sure you are at Mai Thai for 9pm . Thats when the party starts

 

[Bonzo The Wonder Pig]

BTW I did not get a shirt for ringing the bell! :bangin: Must have been to drunk! I had to put up with that Blackdeath and Fishermans friend twice that night... yuck!! Vodka please! :happyi:

 

[Pompal 09.]

My book just arrived at a quick glance, I am going to struggle trying to speak the dialect.

 

[otterly evil]

got a pool table there nicke, i love a good game ???

 

[Nikky]

Hi Allybabba22,

that's okay - but I am certainly going to go - have alreaddy ticket and hotel arranged and paid.
No refund possible - so unless something really bad happens I will be there.

Sorry if I ask stupid question - with regards to Phuket I am just a greenhorn - never been there and this is going to be my first time.

So if we meet we really should have a drink or 2.

:cheers: Wolf

 

[singer3030]

Hi Bastard.
Ok, can you come to my room at 8pm and help me get out of the bed and clean my ass? :biggrinlo

BTW, I think this was a nice message nr 400

 

[oyster_ s]

I look forward to grabbing a copy when I arrive in April h:

 

[as.erwin]

Hi Nicke,

I'm out in February, please keep a copy for me along with a black Large 'Farang' T shirt, also can you put me down for a 'bar card'

Luv, Oli!

 

[redbaron1625]

i,ll play for drinks 55555555555555

 

[Pompal 09.]

I also want a copy when I get there i June

 

[meg09]

Hi Oli,

No problem, I wil keep for you.

No problem.

 

[muggs]

I hope you like this It's could help :^^: :

Romantic Conversation:

I love you. (pom ruk koon)
I miss you. (pom kit teung koon)
I am single. (pom sot)
Can you be my girlfriend? (ben faen pom dai mai)
* For yes the reply is "dai" and for no the reply is "mai dai"
Can I see you tomorrow? (proong nee jer gun dai mai)
* For yes the reply is "dai" and for no the reply is "mai dai"
Are you free tonight? (keun nee koon wang mai)
* For yes the reply is "wang" and for no the reply is "mai wang"
Do you like me? (koon chorp pom reu blao)
* For yes the reply is "chorp" and for no the reply is "mai chorp"
Can you go out with me? (bai tee-o gup pom dai mai)
* For yes the reply is "dai" and for no the reply is "mai dai"
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? (koon mee faen reu yung)
* For yes the reply is "me" and for no the reply is "yung"
I think about you all night. (pom kit teung koon tung keun)
I think I have fallen in love with you. (pom kit wa pom long ruk koon)
What kind of men do you like? (koon chorp poo-chai bap nai)
Can you tell me your phone number please? (kor ber tor koon dai mai)
* For yes the reply is "dai" and for no the reply is "mai dai"
Do you want to go and eat with me? (bai gin kao gub pom mai )
* For yes the reply is "bai" and for no the reply is "mai"
Do you want to go to watch a movie? (bai doo nung gup pom mai)
* For yes the reply is "bai" and for no the reply is "mai"
Can I meet your parents? (pom bai pob por-mae koon dai mai)
* For yes the reply is "dai" and for no the reply is "mai dai"

Love at first sight. (ruk raek pop)
My heart is yours. (hua jai kong pom ben kong koon )
Have a nice dream. (fun dee na)
Take care of yourself. (do lae dtua eng duay na)
I like your smile. (pom chorp roi yim kong koon)
I still remember the first moment we met. (pom yung jum krang-raek tee row pob gun dai)
I miss you all the time. (pom kit-teung koon dta-lod way-la)
I am serious about you. (pom jing jai gup koon)
I hope I can see you again. (pom wang wa ja dai pob koon eek-krang)
When do you want me to come back? (koon dtong gan hai pom glup ma muea rai)
Are you still living at the same place? (koon yung yoo tee derm chai mai)
Do you miss me? (koon kit teung pom mai)
Can I kiss you? (joop dai mai)
Can I hold your hand? (jub meu dai mai?)
You are very beautiful. (koon suay mak)
You are very cute. (koon na-ruk mak)
You are the one I have been waiting for. (koon keu kon nun tee pom ror)
You are my angel. (koon keu nung fa kong pom)
You are my sweetheart. (koon keu yot -ruk kong pom)
You are my girlfriend. (koon ben fan pom)
Your love is very important to me. (kwarm ruk kong koon sam kun dtor pom mak)
Your eyes are so beautiful. (duang dtar kong koon suay mak)
You make me happy. (koon tam hai pom mee kwarm sook)
I will never cheat on you (pom ja mai nork jai koon)
I will be faithful to you. (pom ja seu-sut dtor koon)
I will always be on your side. (pom yoo kang koon sa-mer)
I want to be with you. (pom yak yoo gup koon)
I want you to trust me. (pom dtong gan hai koon chuea jai pom)
I want to hug you. (pom dtong-gan got koon)
I want you to be happy. (pom dtong gan hai koon mee kwarm sook)
I want to meet you. (pom dtong gan pop koon)
I want to see your face every day. (pom yark hen na koon took wun)
I want to marry you. (pom dtong gan dtang ngan gub koon)
I can't live without you. (pom yoo mai dai ta mai mee koon)
I never lied to you. (pom mai ker-ee gor hok koon)
I won't forget you. (pom ja mai leum koon)
I don't want to let you go. (pom mai dtong-gan hai koon bai)
I haven't seen you for a long time. (pom mai dai jer koon nan laew)
Please speak to me. (dai brot poot gup pom)
Please trust me. (brot chuea jai pom)
Give me one more chance. (hai aow-gat pom eek-krang)
Don't leave me. (ya ting pom)
You hurt me so much. (koon tam pom jep mak)

 

[Charlotte]

i'll be in patong november 9
warm the girls up
bigboy is free again
party party
and i want the book mak mak

 

[bellatruth]

Question, if i sms like: sawatdee Khrap, would they understand or do they only understand their own symbols ?

If so, this way i can better communicate withe the locals their everything thru a translater

 

[Raynay]

Very good job Nicke!
I'll get a copy when I arrive to Patong.
Need to fresh up my thai.
/Johan

 

[Tarra]

Beware this book for newbies mg: Thai girls, just like most other right-handed people when given a book to appraise, start to flick through it from back to front... and what's in the back? The sections on Girls & Money and Love & Marriage...

Some girls have a real sense of humour which can freak a newbie out when they start pointing out phrases like "Send me money every month" (p162), "Can you buy me a wedding ring?" (p160) and "How many babies shall we have?" (p120)

One girl, when I asked (via the book) if she liked working here (the bar), started pointing to the more poignant entries like "No, I don't like my job", "I need money", "I need money for my family", "I have a a baby to take care of" (all p21) - this gave me a severe case of the "what am I doings" and, although she realized quickly what she had done and found "I'm just joking" (p25) the mood was dead and I backed off. Since then I've avoided asking girls if they like their job and go for the safer "How long have you worked here?" (p17)

What I will do for next time is photocopy the 'safe' phrases for use in the bar on the first night and keep the full book for an LT with whom things have settled and some understanding developed.

Do get the book, by all means, just don't give a complete stranger free-range with it... :bangin:

Cheers,

K.