English - Thai Bar Guide (Phrasebook)

[happyjoy]

The bookshop at the bottom of Bangla has just re-opened, and they have it in stock

 

[Pumpkin DBAB]

i have this book..some of the phrases are pretty amusing.

"tawg pai klinik truat rohk" i have to go to the VD clinic!

always a useful one. 555555555555!

 

[V-katastrophe]

I acquired it in Bangkok for 130 B but I haven't started to read it yet.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I am coming to Patong and I have been told by two guys to look you up at the Mai Thai Bar. Nothing but good stories and fun times.... I can hardly wait!! I will be there on the 1st thru the 21st for vacation.

 

[Nazar]

No problem, I keep them in stock and order new ones when sold out.

 

[Bad Kitty!]

I have downloaded a learn Thai podcast onto my Ipod, it's a lot more useful as you can hear how to pronounce things properly .....when i have tried some of the phrases out of the book i usually get a reply of " i don't understand " ......

 

[LillyB]

laughing my ass off!! now you've got me wondering,

how long is long dong?? :ytounge:

 

[Master Mister]

That’s good mate, I like it.
I don’t bother asking questions that will get you bullshxt answers.
I am sure that everyone, or most of us, have heard it all a zillion times, the bg story. If they try and tell me I try and change the subject.
The only one that I thought was a bit different and I did feel a bit sorry for her was an older lady in Chiang Mai, was a grand mother and her hubby had left her for a guy in Singapore. She could hardly speak English and she didn’t last long working there.
I might ask if they have kids but I am just not interested in rehashed story as they are all nearly the same.
Steveski.

 

[Paul P]

i didn't progress as far as the pronounciation...i just pointed to phrase in book and they read the thai! worked a treat!

 

[MRJS]

I bought this book during my first trip to LOS in January. To say it had a positive effect on the remainder of my holiday was an understatement

I met some of the girls again in April and they all asked about the book

 

[Samuel]

I have seen this word in several postings. It is in regards to TG's. It is a pejorative term. What does it mean?

Regards Horatio

 

[??? What-a-burger ???]

Any copy available? If yes save me one nicke please

 

[hanoverianluvr95]

Dont know how old this thread is or where the person selling books is in patong/phuket but if i could get a bar name of what u own id like to buy one of the books ill be there around 28th of june 2006

 

[scale92788]

Nicke,the forum administrator and owner of Mai Thai Bar in Soi Eric has these books. Just ask him for a copy.

 

[G Marshall]

Just lays there no particpation or interaction when having boom boom
http://www.phuket-info.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7529&highlight=starfish

 

[TerraL]

Nick
can i get a copy , going in October for the first time and need all the help i can get. regards Tony

 

[Pompal 09.]

Soi Eric - is a suburb of phuket? what is it? and okies i assume Mai Thai bar is along pantong beach

 

[Rachael E]

when i came across this phrase whilst reading this forum before i went on holiday. (arming myself to the hilt with the wealth of information this forum contains)

& sure enough on my stop over in KL on tramsit to Phuket, i thought i'll try a Malyasian gal out.

I didnt have to go far they or should i say a pimp? had some on offer to me.

Had the classic line up in the room, i took the biggest lady on offer as im no small guy at 6ft 2 im quite a gaint over these ladies.

all things good we got into bed, & as soon as shell lay spread eagle i new i had a classic starfish on my hands.

It was soooo off putting i just turned into a roar of laughter. She shit herself i lost all ambitions & told to go. Thats cause i just couldnt get this starfish thread out of my head.

All was good in Phuket when i finally found a lady that didnt run out on me when i dropped my dacks shouting too long too long.

(they may handle LT but not a long dong )

 

[ammybaybee]

not available in the web? I need it before I go there.. it's looks I'm gonna spend my trip read it

 

[yardwork]

ARE COPIES OF THAT BOOK STILL AROUND,LAD
ILL HAVE TO GET ONE IF THEY ARE?