First night back in Patong

[dairy queen]

One thing to add; there was plenty of good atitude from the girls that were there in Patong.............if you give the right ambience (100 baht notes) and sanooky sanook factor 55555555 then they will do anyrhing and I mean anything..........there were a few Shazzas in a state of shock at some of the antics going on...............thank goodness for those nice cold towels they come in handy for cleaning your fingers 55555 (very low class I know I know)

 

[Nunya B]

Nothing wrong with "feeding the horse" !!! 55555

 

[annmic]

I will always wash my hands if there is not guy waiting for a tip... 555

 

[The Beckster]

i think you guys definitely like go-go's which BKK and Patts are best for
i like beer bars better so Patong better for me, BKK sucks for that

but i guess Patts has good beer bars too

 

[Susana]

I reckon most guys stop to check their look, I mean wash their hands 555

 

[Rawaa Acrystal]

Enjoying reading your report Firecat. Glad that things are starting to work out for you.

 

[Taylor]

Plus its just good fun making it to the Soi Eric toilets alive and without a hard on! 5555

 

[Mario M]

Ahhh, so it's prison rules then eh.

I remember it freaked me out the first time i was standing there doing a piss and some bloke starts massaging my shoulders. Luckily for him i didn't have my shank on me.

 

[FootballChick]

Set out for the beach and lunch along Soi Kepsap. I had missed my turn with a massage lady several days ago when she had already gone on outcall. Said I would return later for massage, she promised wait me. Further down the soi another nassage lady came running out to greet me "You come back". It had been some time and was not sure it was the same lady. Her saying she had only worked at the shop six months did not help. Looked like someone had tried to cut her throat.

After lunch, another stroll past the massage shops on Beach Road and opted for a manicure. The lady who had blanked me before, now remembered me and was keen for my custom again, flashing me some delightful smiles. I promised to return for an oily another day soon. Room shower and Soi Kepsap for an oil massage and FS as promised earlier. Beer afterwards then back to room for a couple of hours sleep at 18:30.

My regular from the previous trip who had cancelled last night called to apologise and asked to see me tonight. We arranged to meet on Bangla at 23:00. After a good sleep, out to dinner at Salathai Hotel. Surprisingly quiet, only two other diners. In high season can be difficult to get a table some nights. On to U Too Bar before my date later. Staff the same as last trip, gave me a warm welcome.

Saw some interesting prospects on my walk to Bangla. My date cancelled again! I hadn't even seen her yet this trip. My run of ill luck seems to continue, but it is in my hands to change it. Beers and lady drinks purchased in Sois Seadragon and Gonzo. Saw potential starfish, she called to me but had a lady drink bought already. Maybe I have blown my chance to find out. Found out that one of my favourites from one of the more family orientated bars fronting Bangla Road itself (opposite Easy/Gonzo/Katoey) is now working daytime. Will go visit tomorrow.



Firecat.

 

[Pete]

hey!! I'm a cleanliness freak.............. dont paint us all with the same brush. haha

 

[woodsman77780]

I think I'm going to cry.

 

[ladedamom]

I literally wanted to punch the guy in Pattaya Angelwitch... since when is taking a piss an invite for another guy to practice his amatuer chiropractor skills? So far, he's been the only one to try that... I turned, look him right in the eyes and said "stop". He left me alone the rest of the night.

The prison shank thing is more a ref to what people tend mostly to say what I look like... either "like you were just in prison" or "like you're in a motorcycle gang"... hmmm, future halloween ideas....

 

[Pompal 09.]

Someone please tell him that tomorrow never comes.

 

[I can haz your soul]

You can almost smell the pathos Dupes.

 

[Dllama]

Left my room, early afternoon heading for the beach. Walked up Soi Kepsap and my lady of was there applying her makeup. Promising to return later I went for some lunch at a beach bar. Too cloudy for the beach, decided to take a stroll down Beach Road to check out the massage shops. First call, a lady ouside remembers my name from before and I think I had only one oil massage with her. No special on offer here (at least not to me), family orientated place but OK for foot massage/pedicure. Then it rained, but luckily only for about 10 minutes. I wasn't ready for a massage just yet so moved on.

A long walk to my next stop after Banana, halted in my tracks by a massage lady waiving her menu at me, not seen her before. I ignored it and surveyed the talent instead. "You want her?" she asked me indicating another lady. I was struggling to remember her name, but she had given me 2/3 oil massages on my previous trip. She blanked me and walked straight past, clearly she had not forgiven me for dumping her in favour of another lady at the shop last time.

Walked as far as Sawatdirak Road, but didn't find any of the ladies I was looking for. Called one of ladies I was especially seeking, but she was in Bangkok, come back Patong Monday! She promised to call me on her return.

Back to the room for shower in preparation for my late afternoon massage session, then on to Soi Kepsap. My lady was not there, so I ordered a beer. Still she didn't appear, then one of the other ladies told me she go outside, but she was expecting me to come. She come back 20 minutes. That must be Thai 20 minutes. Why am I so predicatable/reliable? I was begining to go off the idea of sloppy seconds, more than an hour had gone by and I was into my third Singha. Still she hadn't returned, no massage today then. Meantime called my regular bar lady from last time, I had avoided telling her my precise arrival date so I could check out the other talent first. She in Buriram, come back Monday! Serve me right.

Wishing I was back in Bangkok where there are tons of massage ladies I would like to check out and a fair few I want to try again. Lack of funds kept me to just 2 massages in Bangkok earlier in my trip. Also had some afternoon fun in Pattaya Soi 6 on two consequetive days with the same lady.

Nighttime walking along Bangla a lady runs out to tell me she has opened her own bar in Soi Dongtan, so I tell her I will come see her there later. Her bar has many familiar faces, and while I am talking with her one of her bar ladies sits beside me before I had chance to check out the talent. My new companion was quite pretty, but too chunky for my tastes, bought her a drink anyway. She was far too pushy inviting herself along to the beach with me next day, asking me to pay bar, asking for my phone number (rarely take my phone out at night, don't know number) and ordering herself a second lady drink. Disappointed that the bar staff didn't check with me first.

On my way to Soi Dongtan, saw 4 ladies all in a line walking along Beach Road. Number 3 was just to my liking, amazingly she gave me a big smile and greeted me with "you come back". She had given me a foot massage on my previous trip and had tried hard to persuade me to come back for oil. She is not young by any measure, but I intend to return for a second foot massage, to check her out more closely. Moved on to Soi Seadragon, on my way to Suzie Wong spot an appealing lady in one of the bars. Suzie Wong packed, don't like overcrowdedbars, so return to the nice looking talent outside.

Tempted to barfine the bar lady when she asked me but, something screamed starfish at me. She was attentive enough, but she just felt a little distant. Tried a few more bars, but found nobody special. Was pleased to see that the dancers in Green Dragon were wearing a much more appealing sailors outfit. Will return another day. Slept alone again.

Off for a foot massage now!

Firecat.

 

[RobinsonHq]

Firecat, I understand your liking for the massage places. I got addicted to oil massages on my last trip. Some of them were rather nice but some were woeful. They were more interested in "other things" which meant more money to them. I settled on one that had sparkling eyes, a very friendly nature and a smile that just melted me. I had to feed my addiction a few times, 555. She appealed to me in a way that very few have before. This is what is great about Patong, there is someone for almost anyone.It is no wonder we keep coming back.

 

[When.There.Isnt.Enough.]

Good reporting mate... Im sure you'll find the one that will hook you...

Sounds like your having a good time but .... well BUT.... hopefully your luck turns mate and you have a blast..

 

[LolFish!]

no more sleeping alone man ! come on

 

[jw2par]

Sounds like he's having a good time?? sounds like he's only one step away from becoming another statistic!!!555 I read the report and am sitting here wanting to shout out, put a smile on your face and shake a bit of life into yourself. Stop walking around looking for something that is right in front of you and start doing whatever it is you came to Thailand for, it surely can't be this.

 

[cathima]

Regarding the toilet problem in devils playground. It's due to the renovation at the back of the building (Soi lion).they are doing piling and causing the ground to move and so the pipes are blocked. We are hoping to get it sorted ASAP.but after the ground settles. It's a headack for us as devils is a new bar and due to their renovations it has cause us and our customers trouble.

For temperly measure we are sending our customers to exotica to use the toilet. So buy a drink and see two Gogo's for price of one... Haha