Chat How do you know if you are hobbying too much?

[Hornet]

When your spa loyalty card collection looks like this

 

[bob_loblaw]

When your spa loyalty card collection looks like this

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Dude, it's time to start redeeming

 

[Spawarrior99]

Seriously dude. Most guys on this website.

So?

Where’s that review?

90 min w Kelly?

What’s she look like? Whatd u do?

I guess u just Passed out on the table & slept totally wasted the whole time?

Should call me XTC.

 

[Spawarrior99]

So?

Where’s that review?

90 min w Kelly?

What’s she look like? Whatd u do?

I guess u just Passed out on the table & slept totally wasted the whole time?

Why don't you post a review of Kelly. Go ahead XTC, post a review of Kelly.
DARE YOU! You want to go toe to toe. Lets do this thing!
You think I give a shit about KELLY?
ha ha
your dumber than I think.
Post your review of Kelly XTC. ffs
post a review of anyone ffs....................................................................................................................

 

[xtc27]

Why don't you post a review of Kelly. Go ahead XTC, post a review of Kelly.
DARE YOU! You want to go toe to toe. Lets do this thing!
You think I give a shit about KELLY?
ha ha
your dumber than I think.
Post your review of Kelly XTC. ffs
post a review of anyone ffs....................................................................................................................

1. We admitted we were powerless over alcohol — that our lives had become unmanageable.

2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.

3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.

4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.

5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.

6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.

7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.

8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.

9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.

10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.

11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.

12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to carry this message to alcoholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

 

[xtc27]

Seriously dude. Most guys on this website.

Should call me XTC.

1. We admitted we were powerless over alcohol — that our lives had become unmanageable.

2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.

3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.

4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.

5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.

6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.

7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.

8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.

9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.

10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.

11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.

12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to carry this message to alcoholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

 

[Spawarrior99]

U got no useful reviews post lockdown “Baby”

Nuthin.

U totally lost it. Just make up sh!t from yrs ago.

Yes or no. Have you ever pit your paki dick in a spa girl?

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

YKYHBHTM… if you shower almost daily but almost never at home.

I bought a bar of Irish Spring post lockdown in 2022, and it’s still there. And its looking a bit crusty.

 

[DSL luver]

You are definitely hobbying too much if you get a lurid invitation text from Cici, and you ask yourself, ok, which Cici is this?

Or, if you send a suggesive text to Crystal, i.e. “Lets go out to dinner so I can eat you out” then realize belatedly it is NOT one of the 5 Crystals you know at various spas, but a family friend you have known for years!

Damn it, girl, why do you have a spa worker’s name?!?!

I was frantically scrambling to explain what I wrote, then getting even more nervous at the total lack of reply!

 

[OG_funguy]

You are definitely hobbying too much if you get a lurid invitation text from Cici, and you ask yourself, ok, which Cici is this?

Or, if you send a suggesive text to Crystal, i.e. “Lets go out to dinner so I can eat you out” then realize belatedly it is NOT one of the 5 Crystals you know at various spas, but a family friend you have known for years!

Damn it, girl, why do you have a spa worker’s name?!?!

I was frantically scrambling to explain what I wrote, then getting even more nervous at the total lack of reply!

Holy shit dude! Good luck with that one

 

[DSL luver]

Holy shit dude! Good luck with that one

It’s still hanging over my head.

The woman is not my cuppa either, so I am not willing to follow through with it just to cover up my mistake.

Although I do find the idea of sex with a civvie to hide sex worker sex to be highly amusing!

 

[OG_funguy]

Long shot...but just say it was a typo and you meant to say "....eat out with you" and not "...eat you out" lol

 

[DSL luver]

Long shot...but just say it was a typo and you meant to say "....eat out with you" and not "...eat you out" lol

The thing is, even the invitation to dinner is uncharacteristic and, I think, still likely to be misinterpreted.

Since she is an older single woman.

If she replied, I was thinking like you, tell her it was a typo or an autocorrect that went wrong. But I am crossing my fingers from the silence that she somehow missed it.

 

[Spawarrior99]

1. We admitted we were powerless over alcohol — that our lives had become unmanageable.

2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.

3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.

4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.

5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.

6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.

7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.

8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.

9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.

10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.

11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.

12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to carry this message to alcoholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

 

[Spawarrior99]

Im

Long shot...but just say it was a typo and you meant to say "....eat out with you" and not "...eat you out" lol

Not sure you want to reply to this thread OG, Believe me, I'm more OG than you are.
But if you want to keep replying, go ahead.
I will finish this thread with dumb as door nails, XTC!
FEEL ME?

 

[xtc27]

Im

Not sure you want to reply to this thread OG, Believe me, I'm more OG than you are.
But if you want to keep replying, go ahead.
I will finish this thread with dumb as door nails, XTC!
FEEL ME?

What triggers u about this happy, humorous thread?

 

[Balsafire]

What triggers u about this happy, humorous thread?

Life triggers him.

Very unhappy guy, sober or drunk.

 

[luvdafurburger]

When you're getting a quote for a new roof from the cute Chinese girl's company, and you just about ask her if for an extra $40 will she do it topless.

 

[OG_funguy]

When you're getting a quote for a new roof from the cute Chinese girl's company, and you just about ask her if for an extra $40 will she do it topless.

I think I know her

 

[luvdafurburger]

I think I know her

Soooo...A,B,or C?