Question How to ask for a bbbj?

[pussyforlunch]

I normally ask while I am getting a back massage

 

[Ursus]

If you want to make it easy for you, write your question on a piece of paper and hand it to reception:

Which girl offers the best menu? I am a Heavy Menu guy. I want a BBBJ.

By handing the paper to reception, it avoids you feeling embarassed and the spa feeling that they have to broadcast services aloud.

 

[sickokyle]

There was a Japanese girl Emily who worked in Mississauga. Some guys couldnt get FS from her.

She offered me FS for $180 and then told me she would accept $160.

I simply walked into the room, stood 6 feet from her, jacket and clothes still on, and told her I wanted her 'full menu'. She knew right away I would walk if she didnt agree to what I wanted.

I was never rude or aggressive. Just matter of fact.

Took me a total of about 10 seconds.

Dont talk too much or too long. Get to the point and let the girl know what you want from her.

I would never of thought it would work in AMPs too just because they "act" like they don't know what your talking about

 

[OG_funguy]

I would never of thought it would work in AMPs too just because they "act" like they don't know what your talking about

You better know what kind of spa you are walking into. Somehow, based on our friend Ursus's posts, I don't think he has too much experience at semi-legits.
Ask for bbbj at the front desk of a semi-legit and let's see how fast they'll kick you out LOL...

 

[Charli3]

my favourite game is Asian roulette.

Is that the one where we lose all our money to MPA/SP's??

 

[Pay2Play]

Is that the one where we lose all our money to MPA/SP's??

Yes

 

[Ursus]

We are looking for sex. All of us are.

I dont understand why anyone would go to a lesser spa, aka 'semi-legit', when you have many SPAs that are full service and charge no more but give you more. If guys like shopping at Sobeys as opposed to No Frills, then yes, maybe such guys might enjoy legit spas that give you less but charge you more.

Maybe its the SPAS I choose, but I know before entering if it is a legit place or not. There's very little confusion. But even at the SPA across from the Midland food court in Scarborough, I walked in and asked if they provide full service. This was years ago, but the woman just laughed and said 'we dont do that here'. It took all of about 4 seconds of effort. No big deal.

If the windows are covered, they offer sex. If the windows are open, they are less likely to do so. As a general rule.

If all the girls are Asian, they generally offer full-service. If they arent all Asian, less likely to do so, although doesnt mean they dont. Just less likely.

 

[therealcole]

Well, you wrote something funny for a change

Coming from you, that means nothing. Just like your life.

 

[newtothis82]

Ok back to the thread...I just put my huge boner in front of their lips and presto they make it disappear ( wink wink) works every time!!!

 

[Easylife]

I bet you are real cute. Does your father fuck you every night? Do you have a well stretched rectum, slippery and pliable? Which do you prefer, a large, throbbing pulsating cock, or something a bit smaller, but pencil stiff? You know, like your son’s penis?

Yeah, I'm better looking than you for sure, you fucking degenerate piece of ugly white monkey trash. I will fucking knock the pasta out of your fucking pizza ass if I see you in real life. You honky ass peckerwood cracker.

 

[Pay2Play]

Ok back to the thread...I just put my huge boner in front of their lips and presto they make it disappear ( wink wink) works every time!!!

Huge?...now don’t be modest!

 

[Pay2Play]

Yeah, I'm better looking than you for sure, you fucking degenerate piece of ugly white monkey trash. I will fucking knock the pasta out of your fucking pizza ass if I see you in real life. You honky ass peckerwood cracker.

How many Caucasian cultures are you feeling inferior too?

 

[spassky]

No, you have it all wrong. It’s like when we were kids. Getting dirty, scrapping knees and elbows, getting minor infections...it builds immunity. The more you hobby the less likely you are to catch something.

That's like saying if you eat this food you will build an immunity to a particular cancer. Doesn't work that way. you don't build immunity to STD's by having lots of BB services by BB providers. But dream on. What ever gets you through the day

 

[newtothis82]

Huge?...now don’t be modest!

Of course it’s huge...we are all studs and look like movie stars...

 

[Pay2Play]

That's like saying if you eat this food you will build an immunity to a particular cancer. Doesn't work that way. you don't build immunity to STD's by having lots of BB services by BB providers. But dream on. What ever gets you through the day

Ahhh.......you’re a young man without a sense of humour

 

[therealcole]

Sad to hear, inferior one. Odd, your passing judgement on me, when this ridiculous website gives you a reason for living. I come here to help relax, and forget, for a short time, the stresses of everyday existence. It gives me an outlet to bounce stupid, satirical, often inane crap off of people who will never know me. Tantamount to leaving a dull business meeting, and heading to the crapper for a quick drink, and a loud fart.
But for yourself, this place is far more important. With your multiple handles, your holier than though pontificating, your presenting yourself as a massageplanet overseer.
I recommend that you, and other odd ball dimwits, seek help. OHIP will cover it, so you won’t have to ask mommy for money. So, do your best, try to deride me any way that you can, because it will never work. Or, you can ignore me. But that will simply illustrate your duplicity (remember what you wrote about my ignoring Ursulla?).
Anyhow, feel free to insult, or vituperate, I merely laugh at it. Besides, I need to fart now.

Am I bothering you. Do I make you feel that you need to pull your mask down and pontificate to me? Do I say things that make you want to insult me? Well isn't that special. bwahahahaha

 

[therealcole]

You again? You are boring. I would rather converse with dimwit Ursus, but he has some tranny’s wiener in his mouth. By the way, what is all that colourful shit in your signature? Are you 12 years old?

Someone is angry. bwhahahaha